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w8andsee
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Re: Dating questions
Posted by Tulips915
*A guy told me he rubs turtle necks all over his body after a long day at work (accountant)....
Ummm can someone explain to me what this means? All I picture is a guy rubbing a turtle neck shirt sensually all over his body.
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NervousNell
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Re: Dating questions
Posted by w8andsee
Posted by Tulips915
*A guy told me he rubs turtle necks all over his body after a long day at work (accountant)....
Ummm can someone explain to me what this means? All I picture is a guy rubbing a turtle neck shirt sensually all over his body.
I believe that is exactly what it is!
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| Posted 2/13/18 4:55 PM |
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Eireann
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Re: Dating questions
Posted by NervousNell
Posted by w8andsee
Posted by Tulips915
*A guy told me he rubs turtle necks all over his body after a long day at work (accountant)....
Ummm can someone explain to me what this means? All I picture is a guy rubbing a turtle neck shirt sensually all over his body.
I believe that is exactly what it is!
And why a turtleneck? What's wrong with a v-neck or a crew neck?
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| Posted 2/13/18 6:59 PM |
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NervousNell
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Re: Dating questions
Posted by Eireann
Posted by NervousNell
Posted by w8andsee
Posted by Tulips915
*A guy told me he rubs turtle necks all over his body after a long day at work (accountant)....
Ummm can someone explain to me what this means? All I picture is a guy rubbing a turtle neck shirt sensually all over his body.
I believe that is exactly what it is!
And why a turtleneck? What's wrong with a v-neck or a crew neck?
Lol. Right? I never realized just how many sick fuks were in this world.
My girlfriends sister used to tell us about the sickos she'd meet online. One told her that he had a fetish about watching women go to the bathroom...and I don't mean peeing.
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| Posted 2/13/18 7:15 PM |
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Funkybutt
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Dating questions
Before I got married I went out one time with a guy that admitted that he got arrested bc he used to video tape under women’s skirts without their consent. He would video them from under changing rooms at clothing stores or while they were standing waiting for the train. My one and only date with him, but kudos for admitting it on the first date!
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| Posted 2/13/18 8:45 PM |
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b2b777
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Dating questions
bumping this to see if you've heard any more "gems" LOL
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| Posted 2/21/18 4:29 PM |
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Funkybutt
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Re: Dating questions
Posted by b2b777
bumping this to see if you've heard any more "gems" LOL
Haha I only got 1 response and it was from someone I already wrote about.
The guy that wanted to come over and cuddle - even though I said my son was with me and he's "good at hiding".
A week after I stopped writing back....
Him: Any interest in cuddle and a movie tonight?
Me: Nope - sorry I have my son. A also don't cuddle with guys I don't know.
Him: 
Thankfully he finally got the "hint".
This one I thought was going to be creepy, but thankfully never went anywhere.
Me: Hi!
Him: Hi! Is it a happy Sunday for you? I worked all day and tired!
Me: It's been pretty good. Hang out with my son and ran some errands.
Him: A young one, eh? How old? [Note: it says in my profile] I have grown up kids. I started in Orlando this morning and had 4 flights [he's a pilot]. Although I can't say that I am a "player" type I am just here overnight. It gets lonely out there, lol!
Me: I imagine it does. That's a lot of flights!
Then we started talking about dancing, and that was the end of it. I was afraid he was going to start with the hook up talk, but thankfully above is the worst it got.
I find myself hoping for some doozies so I can post them here for you.  But it's been slim pickings lately on the apps.
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| Posted 2/21/18 5:53 PM |
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Funkybutt
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Re: Dating questions
I signed up for Match.com yesterday and in less than 24 hours I got this gem. It's from a guy in Lynbrook even though I'm in NC.
Hi there, I have to say you have a nice smile...a spunky feisty look too....the type of woman who when in a feisty mood is apt to settle a playful argument by pinning your guy down, sitting on his chest and pinning his arms with your knees until you have made your point lol-
On that note - I read an article about a woman that has naturally curly hair and posted herself for 2 weeks with curly hair and 2 weeks with straight - and the number of replies with straight hair were almost double the curly. I have curly hair (and I don't have the patience to straighten it) and I'm sure that's what this d0uche was responding to. I'm curious to see if I would get more responses to straight hair b/c most of the guys interested so far are gross.
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| Posted 3/17/18 11:50 AM |
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NervousNell
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Re: Dating questions
Posted by Funkybutt
I signed up for Match.com yesterday and in less than 24 hours I got this gem. It's from a guy in Lynbrook even though I'm in NC.
Hi there, I have to say you have a nice smile...a spunky feisty look too....the type of woman who when in a feisty mood is apt to settle a playful argument by pinning your guy down, sitting on his chest and pinning his arms with your knees until you have made your point lol-
On that note - I read an article about a woman that has naturally curly hair and posted herself for 2 weeks with curly hair and 2 weeks with straight - and the number of replies with straight hair were almost double the curly. I have curly hair (and I don't have the patience to straighten it) and I'm sure that's what this d0uche was responding to. I'm curious to see if I would get more responses to straight hair b/c most of the guys interested so far are gross.
I personally find curly hair way more attractive on a woman than straight. I have naturally straight hair that I spend a ton of time effort and money to curl. I would never wear it straight.
So I really think it's a matter of opinion
Message edited 3/17/2018 11:56:41 AM.
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| Posted 3/17/18 11:56 AM |
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BargainMama
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Re: Dating questions
Posted by Funkybutt
I signed up for Match.com yesterday and in less than 24 hours I got this gem. It's from a guy in Lynbrook even though I'm in NC.
Hi there, I have to say you have a nice smile...a spunky feisty look too....the type of woman who when in a feisty mood is apt to settle a playful argument by pinning your guy down, sitting on his chest and pinning his arms with your knees until you have made your point lol-
On that note - I read an article about a woman that has naturally curly hair and posted herself for 2 weeks with curly hair and 2 weeks with straight - and the number of replies with straight hair were almost double the curly. I have curly hair (and I don't have the patience to straighten it) and I'm sure that's what this d0uche was responding to. I'm curious to see if I would get more responses to straight hair b/c most of the guys interested so far are gross.
What a weirdo!!!!
I say you straighten your hair to see if that gets more messages...PURELY as a social experiment!
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| Posted 3/17/18 12:18 PM |
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bunnyluck
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Dating questions
People are wacked! I also prefer my hair curled over straight! I hate my hair flat. Anyway I feel like any man worth while wouldn't choose a women based on het hair's texture.
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| Posted 3/17/18 12:23 PM |
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twizzlers
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Dating questions
Guess times have changed. I was on match in the past and never had anything this bizarre.
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| Posted 3/17/18 12:31 PM |
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b2b777
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Dating questions
Man o man - these people are weird. It is a little terrifying to know that dude was flying a plane... 4x in one day. Sughhh
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Katareen
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Re: Dating questions
Posted by Eireann
Posted by NervousNell
Posted by w8andsee
Posted by Tulips915
*A guy told me he rubs turtle necks all over his body after a long day at work (accountant)....
Ummm can someone explain to me what this means? All I picture is a guy rubbing a turtle neck shirt sensually all over his body.
I believe that is exactly what it is!
And why a turtleneck? What's wrong with a v-neck or a crew neck?
I actually find the turtleneck to be the least sensual of all necklines 
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| Posted 3/17/18 3:58 PM |
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klingklang77
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Re: Dating questions
Posted by Funkybutt
I signed up for Match.com yesterday and in less than 24 hours I got this gem. It's from a guy in Lynbrook even though I'm in NC.
Hi there, I have to say you have a nice smile...a spunky feisty look too....the type of woman who when in a feisty mood is apt to settle a playful argument by pinning your guy down, sitting on his chest and pinning his arms with your knees until you have made your point lol-
On that note - I read an article about a woman that has naturally curly hair and posted herself for 2 weeks with curly hair and 2 weeks with straight - and the number of replies with straight hair were almost double the curly. I have curly hair (and I don't have the patience to straighten it) and I'm sure that's what this d0uche was responding to. I'm curious to see if I would get more responses to straight hair b/c most of the guys interested so far are gross.
Watch out with the way they use the word “playful.” That’s pick up artist material.
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| Posted 3/17/18 4:16 PM |
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Funkybutt
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Re: Dating questions
Posted by klingklang77
Watch out with the way they use the word “playful.” That’s pick up artist material.
Yeah, I also avoid anyone that starts out with "Hey sexy" or "Hey beautiful". Maybe other women respond to that b/c it's a compliment, but it seems like something a player would do.
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| Posted 3/17/18 4:30 PM |
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PhyllisNJoe
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Re: Dating questions
Posted by Funkybutt
I signed up for Match.com yesterday and in less than 24 hours I got this gem. It's from a guy in Lynbrook even though I'm in NC.
Hi there, I have to say you have a nice smile...a spunky feisty look too....the type of woman who when in a feisty mood is apt to settle a playful argument by pinning your guy down, sitting on his chest and pinning his arms with your knees until you have made your point lol-
On that note - I read an article about a woman that has naturally curly hair and posted herself for 2 weeks with curly hair and 2 weeks with straight - and the number of replies with straight hair were almost double the curly. I have curly hair (and I don't have the patience to straighten it) and I'm sure that's what this d0uche was responding to. I'm curious to see if I would get more responses to straight hair b/c most of the guys interested so far are gross.
First of all. GROSS! Who the hell are these guys?? Eewwwww
secondly - I'm so curios about the curly/straight hair thing. I know I feel like I look better when I blow my hair out as opposed to when it's curly. I wonder if it's because guys know what curly haired woman look like in the morning! hahahaahaha Or maybe they know they will hear ******** when it's humid, raining, windy or when they touch it because it will automatically frizz LOL
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| Posted 3/17/18 4:51 PM |
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klingklang77
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Re: Dating questions
Posted by Funkybutt
Posted by klingklang77
Watch out with the way they use the word “playful.” That’s pick up artist material.
Yeah, I also avoid anyone that starts out with "Hey sexy" or "Hey beautiful". Maybe other women respond to that b/c it's a compliment, but it seems like something a player would do.
Use it as a compliment and move on. That’s it. Meet someone that has an interesting opening question.
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| Posted 3/17/18 8:13 PM |
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Funkybutt
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Dating questions
It's been a while since I've gotten a weird reply, but this is the guy's opening line to me. I wrote back b/c he's cute but um... red flags, man!
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I wish they had a couple more filters on this site.
Maybe a fun slider, ranging from Stick-Up-Butt to Hold-My-Beer.
And, a promiscuity slider would be helpful, ranging from Frozen-Ice-Queen to Sure-Why-Not.
How was your day?
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| Posted 3/27/18 1:38 PM |
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Tulips915
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Re: Dating questions
Posted by Funkybutt
It's been a while since I've gotten a weird reply, but this is the guy's opening line to me. I wrote back b/c he's cute but um... red flags, man!
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I wish they had a couple more filters on this site.
Maybe a fun slider, ranging from Stick-Up-Butt to Hold-My-Beer.
And, a promiscuity slider would be helpful, ranging from Frozen-Ice-Queen to Sure-Why-Not.
How was your day?
WTF?!!?
And this is why I had to remove myself from these sites. It's awful.
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mommy2B3
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Re: Dating questions
Posted by Funkybutt
It's been a while since I've gotten a weird reply, but this is the guy's opening line to me. I wrote back b/c he's cute but um... red flags, man!
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I wish they had a couple more filters on this site.
Maybe a fun slider, ranging from Stick-Up-Butt to Hold-My-Beer.
And, a promiscuity slider would be helpful, ranging from Frozen-Ice-Queen to Sure-Why-Not.
How was your day?
If that’s the first thing he said to you, that’s definitely a run moment. But if you have been talking and he randomly said that, I think it’s quite funny actually and would think he’s just one of those jokers.
But I’ve never online dated since I married my DH out of college, so take my advice with a grain of salt since I’m very much out of the game lol.
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| Posted 3/27/18 2:40 PM |
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lululu
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Re: Dating questions
Posted by Funkybutt
It's been a while since I've gotten a weird reply, but this is the guy's opening line to me. I wrote back b/c he's cute but um... red flags, man!
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I wish they had a couple more filters on this site.
Maybe a fun slider, ranging from Stick-Up-Butt to Hold-My-Beer.
And, a promiscuity slider would be helpful, ranging from Frozen-Ice-Queen to Sure-Why-Not.
How was your day?
I actually find that to be really funny.... Maybe I'm deranged?
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Re: Dating questions
Posted by lululu
Posted by Funkybutt
It's been a while since I've gotten a weird reply, but this is the guy's opening line to me. I wrote back b/c he's cute but um... red flags, man!
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I wish they had a couple more filters on this site.
Maybe a fun slider, ranging from Stick-Up-Butt to Hold-My-Beer.
And, a promiscuity slider would be helpful, ranging from Frozen-Ice-Queen to Sure-Why-Not.
How was your day?
I actually find that to be really funny.... Maybe I'm deranged?
I must be too. It's creative, which I always gave people points for when I was online dating
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twizzlers
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Re: Dating questions
Posted by Straightarrow
Posted by lululu
Posted by Funkybutt
It's been a while since I've gotten a weird reply, but this is the guy's opening line to me. I wrote back b/c he's cute but um... red flags, man!
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I wish they had a couple more filters on this site.
Maybe a fun slider, ranging from Stick-Up-Butt to Hold-My-Beer.
And, a promiscuity slider would be helpful, ranging from Frozen-Ice-Queen to Sure-Why-Not.
How was your day?
I actually find that to be really funny.... Maybe I'm deranged?
I must be too. It's creative, which I always gave people points for when I was online dating
Me too. Much better then some of the scripted replies most guys would send.
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| Posted 3/27/18 4:22 PM |
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bunnyluck
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Dating questions
Ok that is funny, but definitely not appropriate for a first message!!!!
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| Posted 3/27/18 4:48 PM |
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