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nferrandi
too excited for words
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Re: Mommy confessions
Posted by TwinDani
If my husband and I are with the girls and I want to run into a store and not drag everyone in I tell the girls this store is adults only at night, morning whatever time of the day it is. Last week we went in to dollar tree together and they said oh its great they let kids in today.
I told my kids that children aren't allowed on Aruba. Lol
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ANewDayHasCome
Love multiplies, not divides
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Mommy confessions
I love this thread and don't see the big deal in a lot of these lol. Bc I do them too!
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| Posted 8/25/15 1:59 PM |
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NervousNell
Just another chapter in life..
Member since 11/09 54921 total posts
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..being a mommy and being a wife!
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Re: Mommy confessions
Posted by nferrandi
Posted by TwinDani
If my husband and I are with the girls and I want to run into a store and not drag everyone in I tell the girls this store is adults only at night, morning whatever time of the day it is. Last week we went in to dollar tree together and they said oh its great they let kids in today.
I told my kids that children aren't allowed on Aruba. Lol
I told my DD there are no kids allowed in Disney.
I kid, I kid. But I spend hours trying to figure out ways to never go and still have her grow up to be a normal, well adjusted child.
The thought of Disney makes my skin just crawl!
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| Posted 8/25/15 2:53 PM |
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StaceyWill
It's a girl!!!
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Stacey
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Re: Mommy confessions
Posted by gina409
My daughter called me a shit ball the other day
We don't get the channel
That shows peppa pig lol
The other night we all watched ghost whisperer together lol
Omg, I'm DYING at shit ball!
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| Posted 8/25/15 3:09 PM |
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Jenn627
Laaaaaaaambert!
Member since 5/08 9818 total posts
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Jenn
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Re: Mommy confessions
My second watches way too much TV. I threaten my first with Cookie Monster if she doesn't behave. I forget to give vitamins a lot.
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| Posted 8/25/15 3:14 PM |
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eroxgirl
My Loves
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Re: Mommy confessions
Posted by NervousNell
Posted by nferrandi
Posted by TwinDani
If my husband and I are with the girls and I want to run into a store and not drag everyone in I tell the girls this store is adults only at night, morning whatever time of the day it is. Last week we went in to dollar tree together and they said oh its great they let kids in today.
I told my kids that children aren't allowed on Aruba. Lol
I told my DD there are no kids allowed in Disney.
I kid, I kid. But I spend hours trying to figure out ways to never go and still have her grow up to be a normal, well adjusted child.
The thought of Disney makes my skin just crawl!
I never went to Disney as a child and it has never once come up in my therapy sessions!! 
I'm guilty of a lot of these, the worst being that F*** is my favorite adjective and I find that if I pour myself a drink right before I put the kids in the bath they don't get yelled at as much as when I try to bathe them without. 
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| Posted 8/25/15 3:57 PM |
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Re: Mommy confessions
Posted by NervousNell
Posted by nferrandi
Posted by TwinDani
If my husband and I are with the girls and I want to run into a store and not drag everyone in I tell the girls this store is adults only at night, morning whatever time of the day it is. Last week we went in to dollar tree together and they said oh its great they let kids in today.
I told my kids that children aren't allowed on Aruba. Lol
I told my DD there are no kids allowed in Disney.
I kid, I kid. But I spend hours trying to figure out ways to never go and still have her grow up to be a normal, well adjusted child.
The thought of Disney makes my skin just crawl!
I am with you on this 100%!
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| Posted 8/25/15 4:06 PM |
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alli3131
Peanut is here!!!!!!
Member since 5/09 18388 total posts
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Allison
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Re: Mommy confessions
I always have a glass of wine for bathtime.
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| Posted 8/25/15 4:34 PM |
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Sash
Peace
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Re: Mommy confessions
Posted by NervousNell
Posted by nferrandi
Posted by TwinDani
If my husband and I are with the girls and I want to run into a store and not drag everyone in I tell the girls this store is adults only at night, morning whatever time of the day it is. Last week we went in to dollar tree together and they said oh its great they let kids in today.
I told my kids that children aren't allowed on Aruba. Lol
I told my DD there are no kids allowed in Disney.
I kid, I kid. But I spend hours trying to figure out ways to never go and still have her grow up to be a normal, well adjusted child.
The thought of Disney makes my skin just crawl!
I told my DS Mickey was on Vacation. Another time I told him Chuck E. Cheese was sick. I forgot I told him and he asked months later if he was better. I was so confused.
Recent -- I have no clue what time he wakes up on Saturdays.
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| Posted 8/25/15 6:06 PM |
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Lara&Aidansmommy
For mom i miss u ETC ILOVEU
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ETC I LOVE YOU
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Re: Mommy confessions
My kids had chocolate raisans for breakfast today. They were screaming and crying for them. My patience has pretty much reached its limit. My dh was not happy. Ask me if i cared LOL
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| Posted 8/25/15 6:09 PM |
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I think all of mine were already mentioned (which makes me feel much better about them. haha).
- I don't really have a limit to TV and electronics. It's not all day, but definitely more than a "good" mom would probably allow.
- she's 4 and I still insist on nap time! I need a break! She does still sleep a lot of the time, but even on the days that she doesn't I still leave her in there for a bit and call it "mommy time" where she can either sleep or read quietly to herself.
- if we're too tired, we'll skip her bath. She ends up really only getting them 2-3x a week unless she's particularly dirty. I bet I'll have to step it up once Pre-K & dance class starts though because of all the germs she'll now be carrying home with her.
- I've stopped making her good nutritious dinners. She's way too picky and won't eat anything I make, so I don't make the effort like I used to. Just whatever I can get her to have. Some nights she'll just drink a pediasure and I'm like "Whatevsss"
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Naturalmama
Love my boys!!
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Christine
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Mommy confessions
I go back to work on Monday and I CANNOT WAIT. I love my kids more than anything but after a summer home with my 4 yr old, my 2 yr old, and my now 5 month old twins, I am on the verge of becoming a major alcoholic. And that was even with my 4 yr old at camp 5 days a week for the the entire month of July. Today I put the twins down for their afternoon nap, they sleep for about 2 hours, and I sent my boys down to the playroom in the basement, told them they could not come upstairs until their sisters were awake, and got in 2 episodes of Teen Mom 2.
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| Posted 8/25/15 7:47 PM |
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allIwant
Love my crazy life!
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Re: Mommy confessions
I'm also going to add...
I often call my kids a-holes in my head
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| Posted 8/25/15 8:29 PM |
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Lara&Aidansmommy
For mom i miss u ETC ILOVEU
Member since 3/07 13921 total posts
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ETC I LOVE YOU
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Re: Mommy confessions
Posted by allIwant
I'm also going to add...
I often call my kids a-holes in my head
Holy sh*t omg im dying
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| Posted 8/25/15 8:46 PM |
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ANewDayHasCome
Love multiplies, not divides
Member since 11/12 14481 total posts
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Mommy confessions
Some of these are just awesome
I think we should pin this thread. I know I can probably add stuff weekly.
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| Posted 8/25/15 8:59 PM |
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luvmotherhood
california dreamin'
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love my family!
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Mommy confessions
ladies thanks for a good laugh tonight. i do all of these and more LOL!!!
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| Posted 8/25/15 9:02 PM |
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allIwant
Love my crazy life!
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Re: Mommy confessions
Im a terrible mother!
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LIRascal
drama. daily.
Member since 3/11 7287 total posts
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Michelle
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Mommy confessions
My kids don't have baby books. We just take pics and video and go back to figure out milestones.
Sometimes, they eat breakfast at 9:30 and lunch at 2:30
Sometimes said lunch is a ham roll-up with cheese doodles organic...like that makes it better
If they derail my day the poor baby gets the shaft. He loves the shaft because he's free to roam the family room floor and ow through Legos
I go to King Mullen or the dentist for a vacation 
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| Posted 8/25/15 9:24 PM |
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LIRascal
drama. daily.
Member since 3/11 7287 total posts
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Michelle
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Re: Mommy confessions
Posted by Naturalmama
I go back to work on Monday and I CANNOT WAIT. I love my kids more than anything but after a summer home with my 4 yr old, my 2 yr old, and my now 5 month old twins, I am on the verge of becoming a major alcoholic. And that was even with my 4 yr old at camp 5 days a week for the the entire month of July. Today I put the twins down for their afternoon nap, they sleep for about 2 hours, and I sent my boys down to the playroom in the basement, told them they could not come upstairs until their sisters were awake, and got in 2 episodes of Teen Mom 2.
You know it's bad when you go from 5 drinks a year to 2/dday. DH and I are freaking professionals
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| Posted 8/25/15 9:29 PM |
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nferrandi
too excited for words
Member since 10/05 18538 total posts
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Nicole
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Re: Mommy confessions
Posted by allIwant
Im a terrible mother!
No you're not. I think like that all the time.
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| Posted 8/25/15 10:31 PM |
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StarsStripes
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Re: Mommy confessions
Posted by allIwant
Im a terrible mother!
My DH and I often refer to them in this way....lovingly, behind their back
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| Posted 8/25/15 10:43 PM |
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DRMom
Two in Blue
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Melissa
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Re: Mommy confessions
I told my kids they could have 40 mins of video game time, but its really lke 2 hrs because they are SO quiet
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Eireann
Two ladies and a gentleman!
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Re: Mommy confessions
I'm at the point this summer where even the sound of their joyful laughter gets on my last nerve sometimes. Beat that!
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ANewDayHasCome
Love multiplies, not divides
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Re: Mommy confessions
Posted by Eireann
I'm at the point this summer where even the sound of their joyful laughter gets on my last nerve sometimes. Beat that!
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| Posted 8/26/15 5:07 PM |
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Loveme
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Mommy confessions
I let DS eat almost half a package of cookies today at Target. Whatever keeps him quiet and allows me to get stuff done.
(And yes I bought the half eaten package of cookies!)
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