DUI probationer Eve toasted friends with Evian at Stereo on W. 29th St. Thursday night. When asked "Where's your drink?" she showed off her ankle alcohol- monitoring bracelet - see, it was cool before Lindsay - and said, "Only a few more days to go!" Meanwhile, Michelle Rodriguez cooled the engine of her birthday party train at The Plumm. Only a week after she hitched up the waitresses' skirts at Mansion in Miami and licked cake frosting off their fingers, the star daintily poured cocktails for pals while former Village People cowboy Randy Jones serenaded her with the "Mary Tyler Moore Show" theme song.

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Lance Bass ex Reichen Lehmkuhl debuted his Fly Naked With Reichen jewelry line at Splash Bar on W. 17th St. The Air Force hardbody's fave accessory: new boyfriend Ryan Barry. "We met in Laguna Beach," Lehmkuhl told us. "He's a personal trainer, and he was training the guy next door to me. Now he's my trainer. It's very difficult to keep my mind on the workout."


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Ahoy! Star Jones and pup check out the beach scene on the French Riviera. Our spy noticed a woeful resort attendant shuffling between Jones (chatting on the phone) and hubby Al Reynolds (oh so busy sunbathing) to collect chair rent. Quipped Jones, finally stuck with the fees, "Why do I have to pay for this?"


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An insider tells us a funny story from mid-May, when Lindsay Lohan and her beau of the moment, Calum Best, were staying at the SoHo Grand.

Apparently the hotel employs a gentleman known as the Provider who attends to the needs of its VIP guests.

"He'll bring you flowers if you want them, make your travel arrangements, bring you food from Nobu if you need it," explains the snitch.

Mr. Provider, described as "a tall, gorgeous, straight black man," was summoned to Best's room to supply cigarettes. Lindsay, who was staying in a separate room, was not present.

"Calum was playing strip truth-or-dare with two models, and they were all fairly bored with one another and wanted a little fun," says the insider. So they instructed the Provider to join the game.

"He wasn't sure what his job requirements extended to, but he thought he better obey the guests," laughs the source.

No word on how many articles of clothing he lost.

A rep for the hotel was unavailable Friday.

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COLOMBIAN superstar Shakira learned a lesson from Paul McCartney's bitter divorce from Heather Mills. Argentine newspapers are reporting that the hip-shaking singer asked her fiancé of six years, Antonio de la Rua, to sign a prenuptial agreement before they marry in September. A source was quoted as saying, "When you're very much in love, you have plenty of people giving you advice, and none of them wants to see what happened to Paul McCartney happen to her."


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HOLLYWOOD couple Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have convinced themselves they are "normal." In an interview with Latina magazine, Anthony confesses to filming some "highly charged scenes" for the film he stars in with Lopez, "El Cantante." "All my actor friends warned us, saying, 'Those abusive husband-and-wife scenes are gonna be difficult.' It almost scared me into quitting. With those scenes, we'd end up exhausted. But driving home, we'd just look at each other and say, 'We are so normal.' "

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HANGING out with Lauren Conrad can be hazardous to your health. The sexy star of "The Hills" was playing tackle football at a Malibu beach barbecue thrown by Brody Jenner, the model-son of Olympic great Bruce Jenner and actress Linda Thompson, when "Lauren tackled him too hard and broke his finger. He had to be rushed to the hospital," our spy said. Not one to be a party pooper, Jenner returned to his bash a few hours later "with his hand in a cast, yelled 'I need a beer!' and was handed a Rolling Rock, which he chugged in under a minute."