Kevin Federline is pimping out the nurseries in his new $3.2 million Cali mansion. Estranged wife Britney Spears dropped $45,000 at L.A.'s Petit Tresor when Sean Preson was born. But that isn't stopping K-Fed from spending another $14,000 there on the cribs of Sean and baby brother Jayden. Let's see if Federline lets Spears' manny, Damion Shippen, into his house. Sources tell X17online.com that Shippen is also taking care of mommy's needs, though "no one's expecting wedding bells." The X17 site says Shippen's past jobs allegedly include operating a sex toy and porn Web site. Spears' rep didn't return calls.


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Matthew McConaughey is moving on up. He was telling pals at Malibu's Polaroid Beach House (where he stayed the weekend before last with his girlfriend, model Camilla Alves ) that he has finally decided to ditch the seaside Airstream trailer where he been living. Brazilian bombshell Alves is said to be unimpressed with the quirky quarters.

Closer to home, Jessica Alba and her beau, Cash Warren, have been hunting for a New York pied-à-terre. They have been spotted looking in Chelsea, SoHo and the West Village during recent months. "They love visiting New York and decided to have a second home here," says a pal. "Jessica wants to have a cozy place to stay, since she finds herself working and shopping in NYC all the time."

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NEWLY sober Lindsay Lohan is afraid that nude photos taken of her by British bad boy Calum Best have been stolen by a computer hacker and will wind up on the Internet.

Just weeks after sultry shots of Lohan and Vanessa Minnillo goofing around with kitchen knives hit the Web, underground site celebslam.com claims it has its hands on nude photos of Lindsay - and the stalker-ish site is threatening to publish them.

In what Web site owner "Nick" claims to be a G-mail chat between himself and Lohan, the starlet supposedly wrote: "All I know is that someone broke into my computer and left a file on my desktop saying he got the pictures Cal took from me naked."

Regarding the photos, Lohan's rep, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, told Page Six, "Anything is possible. I know nothing about it, but her lawyers have been contacted."

Meanwhile, Lohan may have another headache on the horizon - a roman à clef by a Canadian author who says she tutored the star and acted as her guardian on the set of "Mean Girls" four years ago.

Andrea Dana's self-published "Starsitter" chronicles the rise of a bratty starlet named Maddy Malone, whose parents are on the verge of getting divorced and whose mom wanted to be a Broadway star.

In one scene, Maddy complains to her minder: "Unfortunately, I have no alcohol in here. My ***** publicist made sure of that."

Zelnik told us, "It doesn't work like that," and said she wasn't familiar with Dana or the book.

In another passage, Maddy throws a fit when she's sent some designer clothes she thinks are too cute, bellowing: "Call [bleeping] Dior! Or I will have you off the payroll faster than you can spell it!"

Dana told Page Six: "I did go to L.A. with Lindsay, and the actual story is inspired by that trip. The character isn't really her, but it's loosely based . . . She wasn't exactly a star yet, but she had the attitude like she was already a star."

Dana also claims that at the time, Lohan was "against drugs and wasn't going out every night and drinking, so reading about her later on kind of shocked me. It's totally troubling as a teacher to see your student in rehab."

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Former Miss USA Tara Conner's stint in rehab has left a permanent mark on the nearly dethroned beauty -- literally!

TMZ spies spotted the 21-year-old ex party girl Sunday brunching with five male pals at Quality on L.A.'s trendy West Third Street -- sporting an AA-inspired tat on each wrist. Guess rehab wasn't just a Trump PR stunt! Tara had the words "Let Go" inscribed on her left wrist and "Let God" on the right. Both terms are oft-recited mantras in 12-step recovery programs.

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Diddy baby mama/recent ex Kim Porter could make more than $1 million a year in child support. The long time lovah of Sean "P. Diddy" Combs has three children with him -- a son, Christian, 10, and 7-month-old twins, D'Lilah Star and Jesse James -- but recently split with the hip hop mogul over the social butterfly's hard partying ways.

Diddy's got another child, Justin, by another woman, who receives around $30,000 a month in child support. And so, surmises Page Six, it's likely that Porter could receive around $100,000 a month in support from His Puffiness. That's a whole lotta Happy Meals!



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Isaiah Washington’s career is getting a second chance at life on the small screen. The actor, who was fired from the ABC series Grey’s Anatomy last month, has been scooped by rival network NBC.

According to USA Today, Washington will guest-star on Bionic Woman this fall, and has also signed a development deal to star in an action drama he pitched to NBC for the 2008-09 TV season.

The 43-year-old actor has signed on for at least five episodes of the new series, a remake of 1970s series starring Lindsay Wagner. The latest incarnation of Bionic Woman stars Michelle Ryan and is considered one of NBC's strongest contenders this fall.

Washington was fired from the hit medical dramedy Grey’s Anatomy in June due to onset troubles that had plagued the actor for more than six months. Last October, Washington famously squabbled with costar Patrick Dempsey during filming and used a homophobic slur against costar T.R. Knight. Knight publicly announced that he was gay shortly thereafter.

Washington apologized for the incident, entered rehab and issued a public service announcement denouncing anti-gay language, which was sponsored by The Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation.

Despite Washington’s efforts, ABC failed to renew Washington’s contract after the Grey’s Anatomy season finale in May, which ended with his character, Dr. Preston Burke, walking out on his wedding to Dr. Cristina Yang.

In interviews over the last few weeks, the actor has attributed his firing to racism and has also accused Knight of exacerbating the controversy.

Katherine Pope, president of NBC's Universal Media Studios, called Washington "a brilliant actor," and predicts that viewers will re-embrace him despite his controversial departure from Grey’s.

"I think people watch characters on TV, not personalities," she told USA Today.

Currently, Washington is wrapping up the film The Least of These, in which he plays a priest at a prestigious Catholic boarding school.