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CindySN23
Stop, Think & Breathe...
Member since 8/11 3550 total posts
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Cindy
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How to Pee on a Stick (POAS)!!!
I thought this was funny...
Step 1...Pee on the stick. (must be sure to hold it under urine stream for a heartbeat longer than recommended just to be sure).
Step 2...Stare at stick while you continue peeing. Feel heart jump when urine passes over the spot where the line would be and it hitches for a second, then gets a dark line...then keeps going, taking your dark line with it to the test window.
Step 3...Place on bathroom counter. Pretend not to stare at it. Let's try to give yourself busy work to keep from looking at it. In fact, your toilet now gets cleaned once per day.
Step 4...Tell yourself you are expecting a BFN. Then start to mist up when you see that it is, in fact, a BFN. Stare at the blank spot for a full minute before picking it up.
Step 5...First, go to window and check it under day light.
Step 6...Now, stand on toilet to be closer to light in ceiling. Check strip.
Step 7...Close one eye. Squint other eye.
Step 8...Turn on several lamps around house. Hold strip under lamp. Check strip.
Step 9...Hold strip OVER lamp. Check strip.
Step 10...Hold strip in front of lamp so light shines THROUGH strip, just in case.
Step 11...Pull stick apart. Hesitate for a heartbeat when you realize you are holding the still wet "wick" in one hand, then continue the destruction.
Step 12...Repeat Steps 5-9.
Step 13...Throw stick away.
Step 14...Pick stick back up out of trash.
Step 15...Repeat Steps 13 and 14 the rest of the day!
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Re: How to Pee on a Stick (POAS)!!!
omg LMFAOOOOOOOO
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| Posted 9/26/11 11:23 AM |
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AngnShaun
Sisters
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Ang
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Re: How to Pee on a Stick (POAS)!!!
spot on lol
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| Posted 9/26/11 11:28 AM |
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MrsS6510
2 girls?!?!?
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Re: How to Pee on a Stick (POAS)!!!
LMAO
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| Posted 9/26/11 11:42 AM |
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MrsM429
Mama x2 <3
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Re: How to Pee on a Stick (POAS)!!!
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| Posted 9/26/11 12:20 PM |
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LoLaBlue
PARTY OF 5
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Re: How to Pee on a Stick (POAS)!!!
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| Posted 9/26/11 1:17 PM |
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gina409
TWINS!
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Re: How to Pee on a Stick (POAS)!!!
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| Posted 9/26/11 5:31 PM |
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dexsmom
LIF Infant
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Re: How to Pee on a Stick (POAS)!!!
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| Posted 9/26/11 8:54 PM |
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LiveItUp
Love my babies!
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Re: How to Pee on a Stick (POAS)!!!
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| Posted 9/27/11 3:36 PM |
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santababy
LIF Infant
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Re: How to Pee on a Stick (POAS)!!!
guilty!
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| Posted 9/27/11 3:40 PM |
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Hoping4Baby11
Live life to the fullest!,
Member since 1/11 2140 total posts
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Jenn
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Re: How to Pee on a Stick (POAS)!!!
OMG!!!!! I DO THIS!!!!!!!!!
No matter how many times you take the darn test you just can't help yourself!!!
This is my OCD kicking in!!!!! 
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| Posted 9/28/11 11:37 AM |
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jennielee15
Let's try this again....
Member since 7/11 2269 total posts
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Jennie
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Re: How to Pee on a Stick (POAS)!!!
When I first read this a few days ago I didn't get it, but I POAS today for the first time in my TTC journey and I now get it! I stared at it for like 10 minutes thinking if I stared long enough it would miraculously change!!! HAHA!!!!
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| Posted 9/28/11 11:42 AM |
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Sweetlax22
LIF Adult
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Re: How to Pee on a Stick (POAS)!!!
I have done all of this , but I just realized I am especially guilty of number 3 the other day.
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| Posted 9/29/11 9:56 AM |
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DreamsofBaby
2 under 2!
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Re: How to Pee on a Stick (POAS)!!!
This is great!! I read it to my DH. He thought I was the only lunatic that runs around the house with a pee stick looking for imaginary lines!!
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| Posted 9/29/11 11:40 AM |
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RGEC47
Feeling blessed!
Member since 11/09 3039 total posts
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Rosa
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Re: How to Pee on a Stick (POAS)!!!
They missed what happens when you come home after work.
Go back to stick and take it out of the trash, hoping that you didn't give it enough time and now it would be positive.
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| Posted 9/29/11 1:23 PM |
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jennielee15
Let's try this again....
Member since 7/11 2269 total posts
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Re: How to Pee on a Stick (POAS)!!!
Posted by RGEC47
They missed what happens when you come home after work.
Go back to stick and take it out of the trash, hoping that you didn't give it enough time and now it would be positive.
That can be dangerous though! I dug yesterdays out this morning and it said positive! Then I tested and still negative, then AF came! Soooooo, Yeah!
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| Posted 9/29/11 1:25 PM |
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LemonHead
Sour Girl
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Re: How to Pee on a Stick (POAS)!!!
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| Posted 9/29/11 2:59 PM |
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TaraVinny
my miracle coming October!!!
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Tara
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Re: How to Pee on a Stick (POAS)!!!
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| Posted 9/29/11 7:25 PM |
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