The feud between Courtney Love and Sharon Osbourne continues to blossom. Mrs. Ozzy Osbourne recently accused Kurt Cobain's widow of turning the Osbournes' son, Jack, onto OxyContin at age 15. "I never did that," Love fired back in an interview. "I would never give drugs to a teenager. F— you, Sharon!" Sharon now tells us; "I'm glad she doesn't like me. I only pity her. She's a virus. I don't want her anywhere near people I love. The cold hard fact is she's a has-been." Over to you, Courtney.

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Usher's expectant bride, Tameka Foster, couldn't be happier that their first child will be male. The other night, at the Dream concert at Radio City, a woman told Foster: "I think you're going to have a girl." Foster, who already has three sons, said: "No girls for me. I hate girls!" So much for sisterhood.


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It's not exactly the Gutenberg Bible, but ... actor Steve Guttenberg has inked a deal with Thomas Dunne Books for a memoir about his early years in Hollywood.

He told me a sample anecdote last week at a dinner for the new Joaquin Phoenix/Mark Ruffalo thriller, "Reservation Road."

"I was 19 years old at a club on the Sunset Strip called Gazzari's," the Brooklyn native, now 49, told me.

He was invited home by an older lady, who promptly requested to be tied up. "She opened the closet and had like 55 outfits, with ropes and everything," Guttenberg recalled. He secured her to the four-poster bed, only to have to run out to a drugstore to get "protection."

"So I got the protection, along with flowers and candy and little sandwiches," the "Police Academy" star said. But when he returned to the apartment complex, he couldn't even remember which tower she lived in, let alone her floor or apartment number.

"So I went home and left her tied up," he recalled. "In my mind, she's now this skeleton in an apartment somewhere in Marina Del Rey. Like Nicole Richie."



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Has Mary-Kate Olsen, who plays the tokin' Christian girl in "Weeds," developed a messiah complex?

On a night out with sister Ashley at the Beatrice Inn last week, she grabbed an admirer and exclaimed: "Christ saves all! I save all!"

The lucky fan got a hair tousle, a smooch on the cheek, and as he reeled away she told him "consider yourself saved!"

Also enjoying the West Village hot spot that night were David Schwimmer and "The Office" cutie, John Krasinski — but we did not see them get the blessing of Saint Mary-Kate.

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STYLIST to the stars Rachel Zoe is still feeling the fallout from taunting Vogue empress Anna Wintour. During Fashion Week, Zoe - who styles Mischa Barton, Lindsay Lohan and Salma Hayek - unwisely bragged, "Anna Wintour is one of my heroes, but they say I'm more influential . . . As great as it is, Vogue won't change a designer's business. But if an unknown brand is worn by a certain person in a tabloid, it will be the biggest designer within a week." Since then, Page Six has learned that Zoe's longtime agency, Magnet, has dropped her. One spy said, "They didn't want to anger Anna and Anna is more important to work with." Magnet declined to comment. Zoe e-mailed, saying, "I left Magnet because I am now repped solely by Todd Shemarya for styling and branding. I love Magnet, and there is no drama surrounding it." But there was some unrelated drama recently when Zoe's Beverly Hills home was broken into and "tens of thousands of dollars' worth of clothing and jewelry was stolen," our source said. Zoe didn't comment on the break-in.

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HARD-partying '90s heartthrob Christian Slater is dabbling in dating again. Slater was spotted canoodling with Jimmy Choo founder Tamara Mellon Wednesday night while celebrating Kid Rock's new album, "Rock N Roll Jesus," at biking mogul Diana Jenkins' London pad. The lovey-dovey duo have "just started seeing each other," said our insider. Slater divorced Ryan Haddon in 2006, while Mellon divorced Matthew Mellon in 2005.