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anonymoususer
LIF Adult

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Re: You know you're a mom when...

Posted by hope417

When you're driving alone and you have gotten to your destination realizing you are still listening to the baby music/CD!



Yep. Yesterday I was rocking out to Put down the Duckie

And also when you find a mini iron man at the bottom of your bag Chat Icon

Posted 9/13/14 11:31 AM
 
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Ayne11
Yep

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You know you're a mom when...

Getting tailed by undercover security in a store or supermarket because you're wandering around aimlessly, or taking your time ALL ALONE!

Posted 9/13/14 1:08 PM
 

LiveItUp
Love my babies!

Member since 8/11

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You know you're a mom when...

When you sniff your baby's butt in public to check if they pooped.

And when you spill a few drops of milk on the floor and use just wipe it with your sock, because who has time to get a paper towel? Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 9/13/14 1:10 PM
 

iBCraZ131
Love my girls!

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Melissa

Re: You know you're a mom when...

Posted by w8andsee

When you don't think twice about using your hand as a napkin for boogies or you try catching vomit.




Totally this!!!! Gross things aren't even gross anymore!!

Posted 9/13/14 3:58 PM
 

FirstMate
My lil cowboy

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Re: You know you're a mom when...

When you have sympathy for people having a screaming child in public rather than Chat Icon

Posted 9/13/14 5:13 PM
 

teachermom
LIF Adolescent

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Re: You know you're a mom when...

you birth something?

Posted 9/13/14 6:47 PM
 

Maybe-Baybe
My Sunshine

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My only Sunshine

Re: You know you're a mom when...

Posted by FirstMate

When you have sympathy for people having a screaming child in public rather than Chat Icon



Yup. Now I feel bad about all the rude comments I used to make when I heard a baby crying.

Posted 9/13/14 6:57 PM
 

Maybe-Baybe
My Sunshine

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My only Sunshine

Re: You know you're a mom when...

Posted by Strawberry2468

You hide to eat a single meal in peace or without sharing.



I totally do this. Chat Icon

Posted 9/13/14 6:57 PM
 

KwaaksNest
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Samantha

You know you're a mom when...

..you get upset they lost interest in a show because you want to know how it ends

Posted 9/13/14 7:45 PM
 

ANewDayHasCome
Love multiplies, not divides

Member since 11/12

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Re: You know you're a mom when...

Posted by EatingMyVeggies

When the prospect of a trip to target with the kids actually feels like scaling Everest.



When a trip to target without kids seems like a big night out

Posted 9/13/14 8:21 PM
 

ANewDayHasCome
Love multiplies, not divides

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Me

You know you're a mom when...

You find random items in your pocket book like a pair of socks (mine for classes) and half eaten snacks. Both of which I found today.

Posted 9/13/14 8:23 PM
 

drpepper318
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me

Re: You know you're a mom when...

Posted by Maybe-Baybe

Posted by Strawberry2468

You hide to eat a single meal in peace or without sharing.



I totally do this. Chat Icon


hahaha I have to hide every time I eat now or ds goes nuts! If I even walk by with a bowl, or if he sees a spoon, or if he thinks something might be food... he saw a banana the other day & freaked out until I fed him lol

Posted 9/13/14 8:31 PM
 

forevercloud
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Member since 11/11

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Re: You know you're a mom when...

When you reach in your bag to find your lip gloss(not looking) and pull out a travel size diaper cream tube!! Chat Icon

Posted 9/13/14 10:08 PM
 

FergieK
Loving my girls

Member since 7/09

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Fergie

Re: You know you're a mom when...

When you realize a trip to the store or out for the day, the contents of your bag could make you a winner on let's make a deal.

Posted 9/14/14 10:54 AM
 

EricaAlt
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Erica

Re: You know you're a mom when...

Have to add (bc I just did it) go to the bathroom and then realize its wide open and you better close it bc you have guests over. All week when it's me and the kids I just go with the door open. Lok

Posted 9/14/14 6:51 PM
 

ANewDayHasCome
Love multiplies, not divides

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Me

Re: You know you're a mom when...

Posted by EricaAlt

Have to add (bc I just did it) go to the bathroom and then realize its wide open and you better close it bc you have guests over. All week when it's me and the kids I just go with the door open. Lok



I've also done that when we had a BBQ and nobody was in the house...until they were.

Also adding when you get poop on you or projectile vomited on and don't really care. Both of which happened to me today

Posted 9/14/14 8:18 PM
 

MrsW2010
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Member since 5/10

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Jill

Re: You know you're a mom when...

I read a magazine in the shower... weird I know, but it is the only place i am alone... I stand with water on my back and read whatever I can before DS starts banging on the door

Posted 9/15/14 11:05 AM
 

ThreeforTea
Girls just want to have fun..

Member since 5/12

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Mama

You know you're a mom when...

when I turn the TV on and automatically put on Disney Jr, even when the kids aren't home.


Posted 9/15/14 11:10 AM
 

july4mrsO
Happy boy!

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Jess

Re: You know you're a mom when...

When you catch yourself spelling out bad words to adults when there are no kids around...like at work Chat Icon

When you always have goldfish crackers in your purse.

Posted 9/15/14 11:32 AM
 

orchid24
PARTY OF FIVE PLEASE!

Member since 3/06

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D

Re: You know you're a mom when...

Your meal consists of eating whatever the kids didn't finish in their plates.

Posted 9/15/14 11:39 AM
 

KevinNKristin8-15-08
Welcome to the world Chase

Member since 9/08

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Kristin

Re: You know you're a mom when...

When bodily fluids don't even bother you anymore. Poop, pee, spit up, you name it you're used to it and if it gets on you, oh well!

Posted 9/15/14 12:11 PM
 

Otherme
Square head cutie pants

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Re: You know you're a mom when...

when you go leaping out of your chair at a bbq to catch another little kid that was about to fall..

before kids, i never would have even noticed!

Posted 9/15/14 1:05 PM
 

ThreeforTea
Girls just want to have fun..

Member since 5/12

7482 total posts

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Mama

You know you're a mom when...

I am walking with my coworkers during lunch and one of them tells me that they opened up a Denny's close to my office..so I get all excited thinking I can clothes shop during my lunch break..turns out he's talking about the food chain. Bummer!

Posted 9/15/14 1:14 PM
 

kahlua716
3 Girls for Me!

Member since 8/07

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Keri

Re: You know you're a mom when...

Posted by allIwant

You can put your kids shoes on while you are peeing Chat Icon
I figure I'm never alone in the bathroom may as well get the kids ready!



LOL- all the time.

I also automatically turn to the kids channels first when I put the TV on- even when they're sleeping. There have been times I turn it on for background noise while I'm folding laundry or something and find myself watching Peppa Pig Chat Icon

I've also caught myself rockin' out to kids music in the car when they aren't with me.

Posted 9/15/14 1:35 PM
 

kahlua716
3 Girls for Me!

Member since 8/07

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Keri

Re: You know you're a mom when...

Posted by w8andsee

When you don't think twice about using your hand as a napkin for boogies or you try catching vomit.




This is a big one for me too! I used my sleeve at soccer practice yesterday when the baby sneezed out about a gallon of snot and I realized I had left the wipes in the car.

Posted 9/15/14 1:38 PM
 
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