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pinky
Twin Moms Do Everything Twice
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CUTE - You know you're a mom when...
You know you're a mom when . . .
1. You plan your day according to when Sesame Street is on.
2. You have signed a check with a crayon.
3. You find Goldfish crackers in the glove box of your car.
4. You wipe other kids' noses.
5. You have accidentally brushed your teeth with Desitin.
6. You have caught spit-up in your hand.
7. You leave for a date with your husband carrying a diaper bag instead of your purse.
8. You have memorized the entire lineup of Saturday morning cartoons.
9. You have finally paid for all of your groceries and are heading out of the doors when you realize one of your kids has lost a shoe somewhere in the store.
10. You can recite Goodnight Moon and Green Eggs and Ham by heart.
11. You let your baby sit in his dirty diaper until Oprah is over.
12. You have shared a fifteen-minute conversation about your baby with a complete stranger at the grocery store.
13. You filled up your child's baby book before her first tooth appeared.
14. You silently curse people if they call during naptime.
15. You forgot your mother-in-law's first name because you now only refer to her as "Grandma."
16. You arrange your travel itinerary based on McDonald's Playland locations.
17. You are just as surprised when you sleep through the night as when your child does.
18. You consider the person who invented the Sippy Cup a genius.
19. You see a mom from your child's playgroup at the mall and know her son's name but not hers.
20. You consider it a major triumph if you shower by noon.
21. You justify every excessive crying spell with teething.
22. You pick up the phone and call your mother when your baby rolls over for the first time.
23. You have kept your favorite babysitter a secret from other mothers in your playgroup.
24. You have your pediatrician's telephone number on speed-dial.
25. You own the entire Baby Einstein DVD collection.
26. You find yourself humming the "Rubber Duckie" song in the shower.
27. You have dressed your baby in whatever is on top of the clean laundry pile.
28. You cry at Johnson & Johnson commercials.
29. You have considered trading your whole life savings for just one good night of sleep.
30. You see your parents in a whole new light.
31. You consider parenting to be the best job in the world.
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Diane
Hope is Contagious....catch it
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Re: CUTE - You know you're a mom when...
how cute...I just got an email from a a friend...how do I cut and paste it on here, it was really nice
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| Posted 3/23/07 9:45 AM |
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Marcie
Complete Happiness :)
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LOVE being a Mommy!
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Re: CUTE - You know you're a mom when...
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nferrandi
too excited for words
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Nicole
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Re: CUTE - You know you're a mom when...
Posted by pinky
You know you're a mom when . . .
6. You have caught spit-up in your hand.
I do that on a daily basis. lol!
11. You let your baby sit in his dirty diaper until Oprah is over.
As long as it's not leaking. LOL!
12. You have shared a fifteen-minute conversation about your baby with a complete stranger at the grocery store.
Did this just yesterday at the post office. LOL!
17. You are just as surprised when you sleep through the night as when your child does.
I never thought I would sleep well again!
19. You see a mom from your child's playgroup at the mall and know her son's name but not hers.
I actually used to do this at the dog park! I could tell you every dog's name, but no clue on the owner's. LOL!
22. You pick up the phone and call your mother when your baby rolls over for the first time.
I call her about the silliest things "Luca ate carrots today."
30. You see your parents in a whole new light.
God bless my mother!
31. You consider parenting to be the best job in the world.
Heck yeah I do!
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| Posted 3/23/07 9:48 AM |
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Charly
LOVE!
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Re: CUTE - You know you're a mom when...
really cute
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| Posted 3/23/07 9:57 AM |
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FelAndJon
needs to update her avatar pic
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Felice (aka LuckyBride2004)
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Re: CUTE - You know you're a mom when...
This is great! I have done so many of these
About "You have accidentally brushed your teeth with Desitin", one time my parents were babysititng my nephew and I happened to be over. My dad starts screaming my name from the other side of the house. Knowing he was changing the baby, I went in running. He went to put cream on the baby's tush and without realizing, he put on toothpaste! I was laughing so hard, I actually fell on the floor  . Even now, just thinking about it, I am LOL!!
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| Posted 3/23/07 1:43 PM |
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Re: CUTE - You know you're a mom when...
Very cute!!!!
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| Posted 3/23/07 2:25 PM |
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AlohaMa
Never Forget
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Jen
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Re: CUTE - You know you're a mom when...
so cute!
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| Posted 3/23/07 2:39 PM |
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burberrygirl
so happy!!
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Re: CUTE - You know you're a mom when...
very funny. I agree with all of them
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| Posted 3/23/07 2:57 PM |
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GoldenRod
10 years on LIF!
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Re: CUTE - You know you're a mom when...
I think we might have it worse than scheduling around shows.... with a DVR, we have all of DS's shows recorded, and he knows it, so he can request almost any show at any time....
I concur with most of them, though.... especially #29 some nights.....
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