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Goldi0218
My miracles!
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Leslie
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So I finally get DH to talk to the baby...
... and the first thing he says to it is:
"Football is good."
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mikeswife06
Drama Momma
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Anne
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Re: So I finally get DH to talk to the baby...
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| Posted 3/23/08 2:10 PM |
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cjb88
Little Brother
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Re: So I finally get DH to talk to the baby...
you dont want to know what DH has been saying to our baby!
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| Posted 3/23/08 2:11 PM |
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1stimemom
Love my boys
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Mrs Dee
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Re: So I finally get DH to talk to the baby...
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| Posted 3/23/08 2:12 PM |
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Goldi0218
My miracles!
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Leslie
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Re: So I finally get DH to talk to the baby...
Boy or girl, I am doomed with this football thing. DH has already decided which sports this child will participate in and in which seasons.
Soccer in the fall
Basketball in the winter
Softball in the spring
Since the child will more than likely be in camp in the summer, he assumes that it will play all sports. Im nixing that one. I want my kids in hockey camp - boy or girl.
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| Posted 3/23/08 2:16 PM |
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Porrruss
Nya nya nya
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Re: So I finally get DH to talk to the baby...
Believe it or not, but DH actually got DD to sit and watch football all last season.
And you know the game, "SO big!"- he plays that with her but he says, "Touchdown!" and she raises her hands over her head.
She also has enough Browns jerseys/onesies to cover her for the next 3 years.
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| Posted 3/23/08 3:51 PM |
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Goldi0218
My miracles!
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Leslie
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Re: So I finally get DH to talk to the baby...
DH has been giving me jabs here and there with the football comments. The baby is due just before Labor Day which is the weekend that he and his friends travel from all ends of the country to a location for their Fantasy Football draft. A few weekends later, the league in which he plays for starts up too.
He has resigned to the fact that he is NOT going to his draft though I have visions of him text messaging his draft picks from the delivery room.
He told me he would not play football (though I never asked him to stop) until October. He is part of a team and I am sure I can have plenty of support from family should he choose to play. All I asked him to do was to come home after the game instead of going back to the bar, getting drunk and coming home smelling like MAN. That, should be interesting.
He did make this grand proclamation that "Our child will not watch television until it's 2 years old." My reaction was: " " and then I asked "What about football games?" According to DH, football games do not count as TV watching.
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| Posted 3/23/08 3:59 PM |
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Porrruss
Nya nya nya
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Re: So I finally get DH to talk to the baby...
Posted by Goldi0218
According to DH, football games do not count as TV watching.
Ah- the rationales of the male mind
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| Posted 3/23/08 4:02 PM |
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NewlyMrs
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Re: So I finally get DH to talk to the baby...
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Re: So I finally get DH to talk to the baby...
During labor when the baby is crowning you totally have to tell "go deep!"
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| Posted 3/23/08 5:07 PM |
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Goldi0218
My miracles!
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Leslie
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Re: So I finally get DH to talk to the baby...
Posted by lipglossjunky73
During labor when the baby is crowning you totally have to tell "go deep!"
Liza, I can't even begin to tell you that DH is secretly hoping for a c-section, so he can learn and repeat the alien scene from SPACEBALLS.
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| Posted 3/23/08 5:12 PM |
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Goldi0218
My miracles!
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Leslie
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Re: So I finally get DH to talk to the baby...
Oh dear he gets even better.
Im reading him the stats on the baby as they stand right now - that my uterus is the size of a cantelope. Mr. Sensitivity says:
"As long as the canteloupe isn't from Honduras as they had a recent recall."
Apparently some fruit from a farm in Honduras had canteloupe with salmonella.
Between the football and the fruit, I really married a gem.
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| Posted 3/23/08 5:47 PM |
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newday21608
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Re: So I finally get DH to talk to the baby...
Posted by Goldi0218
Oh dear he gets even better.
Im reading him the stats on the baby as they stand right now - that my uterus is the size of a cantelope. Mr. Sensitivity says:
"As long as the canteloupe isn't from Honduras as they had a recent recall."
Apparently some fruit from a farm in Honduras had canteloupe with salmonella.
Between the football and the fruit, I really married a gem.
that he knows about canteloupe recalls in honduras.. that's hilarious!!
my dd's father is a football fanatic also.. my 7yr old daughter roots for yale (his alma mata and he played football for them and the steelers.). she thinks the superbowl is the best television event of the year and will cry if she can't watch it..
when she was 3 she came home from his house and screamed at the television.. defense dammit defense..
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| Posted 3/23/08 7:27 PM |
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pumpkinpye517
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Re: So I finally get DH to talk to the baby...
this sounds all too familiar!! We are having a baby girl, and my DH bought the baby her "first seminoles tee" from the boy section. He says when college football starts she will be sitting right with him in a football shirt. My DH is a sports fanatic, football, soccer, basketball, baseball.. you name it, he watches it and is obsessed... I feel your pain!!!
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| Posted 3/23/08 7:39 PM |
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Nicole728
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Re: So I finally get DH to talk to the baby...
That's sounds like something my DH would say
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| Posted 3/23/08 8:10 PM |
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Hofstra26
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Re: So I finally get DH to talk to the baby...
Sounds exactly like what my DH would say!!
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| Posted 3/24/08 7:15 AM |
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stayandjohn
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Re: So I finally get DH to talk to the baby...
Your DH &my DH would get along too well
He told me try not to have the baby on a Sunday, and if you do make sure its on a Vikings by-week
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| Posted 3/24/08 8:27 AM |
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MrsFlatbread
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Re: So I finally get DH to talk to the baby...
And you're surprised??
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| Posted 3/24/08 8:32 AM |
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DancinBarefoot
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Re: So I finally get DH to talk to the baby...
Posted by Goldi0218
... and the first thing he says to it is:
"Football is good."
Gotta love Ed!!
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| Posted 3/24/08 11:35 AM |
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HoneyBadger
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Re: So I finally get DH to talk to the baby...
I'd expect nothing less!
Classic.
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| Posted 3/24/08 11:57 AM |
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chikita315
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Re: So I finally get DH to talk to the baby...
We were in AC this weekend and DH told the belly "Please don't make mommy lose her money again"
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| Posted 3/24/08 12:09 PM |
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MrsRbk
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Re: So I finally get DH to talk to the baby...
Posted by Goldi0218
According to DH, football games do not count as TV watching.
You mean you didn't know that???
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| Posted 3/24/08 12:19 PM |
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DeniseMarie
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Re: So I finally get DH to talk to the baby...
aw, thats cute!
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| Posted 3/24/08 12:29 PM |
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QuoteTheRaven424
22 Months?!!!!
Member since 5/05 13659 total posts
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And If That Isn't A True Blue Miracle
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Re: So I finally get DH to talk to the baby...
NICE!!!
our two will be really quiet, and then when wrestling comes on - they start kicking up a storm
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| Posted 3/24/08 3:01 PM |
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QuoteTheRaven424
22 Months?!!!!
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Re: So I finally get DH to talk to the baby...
Posted by stayandjohn
Your DH &my DH would get along too well
He told me try not to have the baby on a Sunday, and if you do make sure its on a Vikings by-week
that's what I said about the christening
we'll plan it on the Jet bye week
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| Posted 3/24/08 3:25 PM |
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