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Shopaholic921
SUP..
Member since 10/05 5113 total posts
Name:
Brooke
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Latest Assistant Convo...
It just keeps getting better...
So one of my co-workers (who has turned into a close friend) is in my office talking to me about her latest guy drama. She's going on and on about whether or not she likes him.. yada yada.. said assistant walks in and joins the convo. Starts talking about how guys are crazy.. and her exbf is one of the craziest!!
Here's the convo... all while I'm eating a salad....
Assistant: Uck, guys are CRAZY!
Friend: totally
Assistant: guess what happened with my ex last night...
Me: here we go...
Friend: tell me! (she gets the biggest kick out of her)
Assistant: so he comes over last night, puts his d*ck in me and has a panick attack.
Me: (lettuce now about to come out of my nose)
Friend: what do you mean he has a panick attack?
Assistant: he has a panick attack, lost his hard on, fell out and left.
Me: I gotta take this call (thank god my mother calls me 100 times a day.. I needed her out of my office after that one!)
I'm at the point where I can hardly look at this girl anymore..lol
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MissingLI
Such a Big Boy!
Member since 1/06 1602 total posts
Name:
C
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Re: Latest Assistant Convo...
 
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| Posted 9/28/06 2:06 PM |
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Michi
My Love
Member since 5/05 31600 total posts
Name:
M
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Re: Latest Assistant Convo...
 
Message edited 9/28/2006 2:06:58 PM.
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| Posted 9/28/06 2:06 PM |
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Libragal07
Loving Summer.....
Member since 8/06 6636 total posts
Name:
Samantha aka Sammy Bones
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Re: Latest Assistant Convo...
lmfaoooooooooooooo
wow thats classic
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| Posted 9/28/06 2:06 PM |
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Shopaholic921
SUP..
Member since 10/05 5113 total posts
Name:
Brooke
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Re: Latest Assistant Convo...
the girl honestly has NO shame
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| Posted 9/28/06 2:07 PM |
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McSullivan
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Member since 5/05 1573 total posts
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Re: Latest Assistant Convo...
That's hysterical!
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| Posted 9/28/06 2:08 PM |
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Michi
My Love
Member since 5/05 31600 total posts
Name:
M
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Re: Latest Assistant Convo...
i would really love to kno how this girl gets away with what she does yet i kno ppl who work verrry verry hard and have gotten laid off or fired --totally boggles my mind
Message edited 9/28/2006 2:09:31 PM.
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| Posted 9/28/06 2:09 PM |
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Shopaholic921
SUP..
Member since 10/05 5113 total posts
Name:
Brooke
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Re: Latest Assistant Convo...
Posted by muchinluvmichi
i would really love to kno how this girl gets away with what she does yet i kno ppl who work verrry verry hard and have gotten laid off or fired --totally boggles my mind
I'll tell you.. i'm to lazy/busy to fire her , look for a replacement.. and train them.
Plus she's getting much better at her job
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| Posted 9/28/06 2:10 PM |
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Shelly
She's 7!!!
Member since 8/05 14624 total posts
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Re: Latest Assistant Convo...
OMG!! I can't imagine sharing anything that personal with a boss at work! I don't think I have even used the word d_ck in the office
Message edited 9/28/2006 2:12:02 PM.
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| Posted 9/28/06 2:11 PM |
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Jax430
Hi!
Member since 5/05 18919 total posts
Name:
Jackie
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Re: Latest Assistant Convo...
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krwm
<3
Member since 7/05 3466 total posts
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Re: Latest Assistant Convo...
HOLY SH*T....This girl is classic, you can never fire her. I need someone in my office like that to pass the time...
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| Posted 9/28/06 2:12 PM |
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MikesWife
Wanting...........
Member since 1/06 6887 total posts
Name:
Karen
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Re: Latest Assistant Convo...
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| Posted 9/28/06 2:13 PM |
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Stacey1403
Where it all began....
Member since 5/05 24065 total posts
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Re: Latest Assistant Convo...
O M G
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| Posted 9/28/06 2:14 PM |
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Hi-Fi55
12 years...wow....
Member since 2/06 2984 total posts
Name:
Dianne
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Re: Latest Assistant Convo...
That girl has no shame
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| Posted 9/28/06 2:15 PM |
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chikita315
Love
Member since 8/06 7945 total posts
Name:
M-lo
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Re: Latest Assistant Convo...
I love your assistant!
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| Posted 9/28/06 2:15 PM |
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DonnaJoe708
Hello
Member since 5/05 4002 total posts
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Re: Latest Assistant Convo...
Talk about too much information!
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| Posted 9/28/06 2:16 PM |
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Phyl
R.I.P. Sweet Mia ♥
Member since 5/06 28918 total posts
Name:
The Mystical Azzhorse! ™
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Re: Latest Assistant Convo...
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| Posted 9/28/06 2:17 PM |
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baghag
:P
Member since 5/05 10278 total posts
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Re: Latest Assistant Convo...
Posted by muchinluvmichi
i would really love to kno how this girl gets away with what she does yet i kno ppl who work verrry verry hard and have gotten laid off or fired --totally boggles my mind
I have an intern like this in my office. She is kept around for entertainment value.
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| Posted 9/28/06 2:17 PM |
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baghag
:P
Member since 5/05 10278 total posts
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Re: Latest Assistant Convo...
So I gotta ask..What is she wearing?
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| Posted 9/28/06 2:18 PM |
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LaurenExp
Waiting patiently for baby sis
Member since 8/06 11613 total posts
Name:
L-Diddy EDD 11/11/11 :)
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Re: Latest Assistant Convo...
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| Posted 9/28/06 2:19 PM |
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Shopaholic921
SUP..
Member since 10/05 5113 total posts
Name:
Brooke
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Re: Latest Assistant Convo...
Posted by baghag
So I gotta ask..What is she wearing?
A camo balero vest, a t-shirt, bermuda shorts and sandals.. apparently no one told her it was fall...
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| Posted 9/28/06 3:06 PM |
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krwm
<3
Member since 7/05 3466 total posts
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Re: Latest Assistant Convo...
Posted by Shopaholic921
Posted by baghag
So I gotta ask..What is she wearing?
A camo balero vest, a t-shirt, bermuda shorts and sandals.. apparently no one told her it was fall...
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| Posted 9/28/06 3:07 PM |
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Eva Luna
Be kind...life's hard!
Member since 8/05 4750 total posts
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God, bless & heal my DH, JenG's DH Rob & DebG
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Re: Latest Assistant Convo...
Posted by Shopaholic921
Posted by baghag
So I gotta ask..What is she wearing?
A camo balero vest, a t-shirt, bermuda shorts and sandals.. apparently no one told her it was fall...
I have started to believe that you make these things up... 
That girl is clearly insane!
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| Posted 9/28/06 3:08 PM |
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baghag
:P
Member since 5/05 10278 total posts
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Re: Latest Assistant Convo...
Posted by Shopaholic921
Posted by baghag
So I gotta ask..What is she wearing?
A camo balero vest, a t-shirt, bermuda shorts and sandals.. apparently no one told her it was fall...
Ah, well. At least she is covered.
Our intern is wearing low rise pants that just cover the butt crack. when she walks, she flashes plumber butt.
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| Posted 9/28/06 3:08 PM |
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Aga
hello baby Albert
Member since 9/05 7750 total posts
Name:
Aga
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Re: Latest Assistant Convo...
oh lord
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| Posted 9/28/06 3:14 PM |
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