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Funkybutt
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Re: First World Problems

Posted by skew

Is she a single mother? Maybe she is overworked overwhelmed and exhausted.



She's a single mom but split custody, so she doesn't have her son every day of the week. She also said she's unemployed. She briefly apologized for falling asleep and said that usually happens when she's on her period. I said it was fine b/c I've been taking seasonal meds that make me sleepy.

However, if it was me, and I was feeling that tired, I would have rounded up my kid to leave instead of falling asleep on a stranger's couch!

Posted 4/30/18 8:34 AM
 
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twizzlers
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First World Problems

I never go to the movies, but yesterday decided to go. Empty theater and guy decides to sit next to me (just my luck) and then starts farting and shits himself 30 min into the movie.

Posted 4/30/18 8:56 AM
 

NervousNell
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Re: First World Problems

Posted by twizzlers

I never go to the movies, but yesterday decided to go. Empty theater and guy decides to sit next to me (just my luck) and then starts farting and shits himself 30 min into the movie.




WHAT?????????
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He legit SHIT HIMSELF?

What????????

Posted 4/30/18 9:02 AM
 

klingklang77
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Re: First World Problems

Posted by NervousNell

Posted by twizzlers

I never go to the movies, but yesterday decided to go. Empty theater and guy decides to sit next to me (just my luck) and then starts farting and shits himself 30 min into the movie.




WHAT?????????
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He legit SHIT HIMSELF?

What????????




I know. I’m here scratching my head about this one. Who does this? Oh wait, my STBX $hit himself in public once...

Posted 4/30/18 9:04 AM
 

twizzlers
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Re: First World Problems

Posted by klingklang77

Posted by NervousNell

Posted by twizzlers

I never go to the movies, but yesterday decided to go. Empty theater and guy decides to sit next to me (just my luck) and then starts farting and shits himself 30 min into the movie.




WHAT?????????
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He legit SHIT HIMSELF?

What????????




I know. I’m here scratching my head about this one. Who does this? Oh wait, my STBX $hit himself in public once...



Yep. Got up after the farting started..stood in the aisle, and waddled out after standing there for a few. And ironically, I was seeing "A quiet place"...

Posted 4/30/18 9:07 AM
 

NervousNell
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Re: First World Problems

Posted by twizzlers

Posted by klingklang77

Posted by NervousNell

Posted by twizzlers

I never go to the movies, but yesterday decided to go. Empty theater and guy decides to sit next to me (just my luck) and then starts farting and shits himself 30 min into the movie.




WHAT?????????
Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

He legit SHIT HIMSELF?

What????????




I know. I’m here scratching my head about this one. Who does this? Oh wait, my STBX $hit himself in public once...



Yep. Got up after the farting started..stood in the aisle, and waddled out after standing there for a few. And ironically, I was seeing "A quiet place"...



I'm speechless.
This may have the sleeping house guest beat!
Was there a full moon yesterday?
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Posted 4/30/18 9:08 AM
 

chilltocam
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Re: First World Problems

Posted by NervousNell

Posted by twizzlers

I never go to the movies, but yesterday decided to go. Empty theater and guy decides to sit next to me (just my luck) and then starts farting and shits himself 30 min into the movie.




WHAT?????????
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He legit SHIT HIMSELF?

What????????




That happened to a friend of mine at a Broadway show - person next to her crapped herself and she said it smelled horrific for the rest of the show Chat Icon . My friend wound up fighting with Ticketmaster and the box office until the finally agreed to refund her money.

Posted 4/30/18 9:12 AM
 

klingklang77
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Re: First World Problems

Posted by chilltocam

Posted by NervousNell

Posted by twizzlers

I never go to the movies, but yesterday decided to go. Empty theater and guy decides to sit next to me (just my luck) and then starts farting and shits himself 30 min into the movie.




WHAT?????????
Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

He legit SHIT HIMSELF?

What????????




That happened to a friend of mine at a Broadway show - person next to her crapped herself and she said it smelled horrific for the rest of the show Chat Icon . My friend wound up fighting with Ticketmaster and the box office until the finally agreed to refund her money.



This person didn’t even get up to clean themselves? That’s an infection waiting to happen. And it’s gross. Listen, maybe there is some medical reason, but get up and clean yourself.

Posted 4/30/18 9:22 AM
 

NervousNell
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Re: First World Problems

Posted by klingklang77

Posted by chilltocam

Posted by NervousNell

Posted by twizzlers

I never go to the movies, but yesterday decided to go. Empty theater and guy decides to sit next to me (just my luck) and then starts farting and shits himself 30 min into the movie.




WHAT?????????
Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

He legit SHIT HIMSELF?

What????????




That happened to a friend of mine at a Broadway show - person next to her crapped herself and she said it smelled horrific for the rest of the show Chat Icon . My friend wound up fighting with Ticketmaster and the box office until the finally agreed to refund her money.



This person didn’t even get up to clean themselves? That’s an infection waiting to happen. And it’s gross. Listen, maybe there is some medical reason, but get up and clean yourself.



Right? Who sits in their own shit for the length of a Broadway show?
How is that even comfortable?
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Posted 4/30/18 9:46 AM
 

jellybelly79
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Re: First World Problems

Posted by NervousNell

Posted by twizzlers

Posted by klingklang77

Posted by NervousNell

Posted by twizzlers

I never go to the movies, but yesterday decided to go. Empty theater and guy decides to sit next to me (just my luck) and then starts farting and shits himself 30 min into the movie.




WHAT?????????
Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

He legit SHIT HIMSELF?

What????????





I know. I’m here scratching my head about this one. Who does this? Oh wait, my STBX $hit himself in public once...



Yep. Got up after the farting started..stood in the aisle, and waddled out after standing there for a few. And ironically, I was seeing "A quiet place"...



I'm speechless.
This may have the sleeping house guest beat!
Was there a full moon yesterday?
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There WAS a full moon yesterday!!! Lol

Posted 4/30/18 9:46 AM
 

LuckyStar
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Re: First World Problems

Posted by Funkybutt

Posted by RainyDay

You dont want to be rude? She is a stranger that came to your house and fell asleep. I think that is kind of rude. Did she say anything when she woke up?



Not really - just tried to get her kid to leave before announcing snack time. As she was leaving she said she was sorry about falling asleep but that was about it.



Well, I think you can cross them off the play date list.

Posted 4/30/18 9:50 AM
 

LuckyStar
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Re: First World Problems

Posted by twizzlers

I never go to the movies, but yesterday decided to go. Empty theater and guy decides to sit next to me (just my luck) and then starts farting and shits himself 30 min into the movie.



I can’t believe you stayed in the seat! I’d have gotten up and left pre-shit!

Posted 4/30/18 9:52 AM
 

StaceyWill
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Re: First World Problems

This whole thread is making me crack up and want to puke all at the same time. Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 4/30/18 10:13 AM
 

Funkybutt
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Re: First World Problems

Posted by LuckyStar
Well, I think you can cross them off the play date list.



Exactly! Next time she wants to meet it'll be at a public place like a park or kids museum!

Posted by LuckyStar
I can’t believe you stayed in the seat! I’d have gotten up and left pre-shit!



Ditto - I would have gotten up and moved to another seat before the movie started!

Posted 4/30/18 10:13 AM
 

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Re: First World Problems

My Soda Stream cartridge is empty and I don’t have a spare one.

Posted 4/30/18 10:34 AM
 

NYCGirl80
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Re: First World Problems

Posted by chilltocam

I have to pick 5 paint colors for my new house. I have trouble picking one. 5 is almost impossible!



Me too! We've got the kids rooms chosen but now I'm debating grays and beiges. Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 4/30/18 10:57 AM
 

b2b777
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Re: First World Problems

Posted by chilltocam

I have to pick 5 paint colors for my new house. I have trouble picking one. 5 is almost impossible!



HA i just went through this. Had to do an entire house. Took me weeks and my eyes crossing in all different lights to pick. We did all grey/geige/blue -- came out really nice. GOOD LUCK

Posted 4/30/18 10:59 AM
 

b2b777
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Re: First World Problems

Posted by klingklang77

Posted by Funkybutt

I asked if anyone wanted to come over to play video games with my son and the parent can hang out with me. Kids are playing and the mom is asleep on my couch while I’m surfing the web.



That is weird!

When I used to work at a restaurant, there was one woman who just fell asleep at the table. Who does that?



Typically from what ive seen, an alcoholic.

Posted 4/30/18 11:10 AM
 

skew
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Re: First World Problems

Posted by Funkybutt

Posted by skew

Is she a single mother? Maybe she is overworked overwhelmed and exhausted.



She's a single mom but split custody, so she doesn't have her son every day of the week. She also said she's unemployed. She briefly apologized for falling asleep and said that usually happens when she's on her period. I said it was fine b/c I've been taking seasonal meds that make me sleepy.

However, if it was me, and I was feeling that tired, I would have rounded up my kid to leave instead of falling asleep on a stranger's couch!



Ah, that explains it. Explains but not excuses.

Posted 4/30/18 12:01 PM
 

GoldenRod
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Re: First World Problems

Posted by b2b777

Posted by klingklang77

Posted by Funkybutt

I asked if anyone wanted to come over to play video games with my son and the parent can hang out with me. Kids are playing and the mom is asleep on my couch while I’m surfing the web.



That is weird!

When I used to work at a restaurant, there was one woman who just fell asleep at the table. Who does that?



Typically from what ive seen, an alcoholic.



From cases I've seen first-hand, it could be sleep apnea, or new medication that they're adjusting to.

Before you cut all ties with this person, I would honestly try and find out why she's falling asleep. Heck, if it's just exhaustion, you could offer to watch her DC for a while so she can take a nap. That alone may fix a lot of her issues.

As someone with several medical issues, and knowing a lot of people with various medical issues, my go-to thought is usually medical related.

Posted 4/30/18 1:33 PM
 

NervousNell
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Re: First World Problems

Posted by GoldenRod

Posted by b2b777

Posted by klingklang77

Posted by Funkybutt

I asked if anyone wanted to come over to play video games with my son and the parent can hang out with me. Kids are playing and the mom is asleep on my couch while I’m surfing the web.



That is weird!

When I used to work at a restaurant, there was one woman who just fell asleep at the table. Who does that?



Typically from what ive seen, an alcoholic.



From cases I've seen first-hand, it could be sleep apnea, or new medication that they're adjusting to.

Before you cut all ties with this person, I would honestly try and find out why she's falling asleep. Heck, if it's just exhaustion, you could offer to watch her DC for a while so she can take a nap. That alone may fix a lot of her issues.

As someone with several medical issues, and knowing a lot of people with various medical issues, my go-to thought is usually medical related.



Agree. I mean I have been bone tired at times but I would never just fall asleep like that in a social setting.
I feel like there is more to it.
And more than just her "period". I mean does your period really make you fall asleep at will like that? Doubtful

Posted 4/30/18 1:37 PM
 

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Omg best thread in a long time!!! Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 4/30/18 1:50 PM
 

Funkybutt
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Re: First World Problems

Posted by GoldenRod

Before you cut all ties with this person, I would honestly try and find out why she's falling asleep. Heck, if it's just exhaustion, you could offer to watch her DC for a while so she can take a nap. That alone may fix a lot of her issues.

As someone with several medical issues, and knowing a lot of people with various medical issues, my go-to thought is usually medical related.



That's one of the reasons I didn't want to wake her up and shuffle her out of my house. If she was that tired, I didn't want her driving.

As far as cutting ties, we don't live in the same town (she's 30 minutes away) and I've never met her before. DS only kinda got along with her son, but he wasn't begging for another playdate b/c the kid was a bit rude to DS and to me he was a little too rambunctious. There were numerous times I had to ask her kid to be careful of what he was doing b/c I was afraid he was going to break something while his mom said nothing to rein him in. So if she wants to get together again, it's going to be in a public place.

Posted 4/30/18 2:28 PM
 

GoldenRod
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Re: First World Problems

Posted by Funkybutt

Posted by GoldenRod

Before you cut all ties with this person, I would honestly try and find out why she's falling asleep. Heck, if it's just exhaustion, you could offer to watch her DC for a while so she can take a nap. That alone may fix a lot of her issues.

As someone with several medical issues, and knowing a lot of people with various medical issues, my go-to thought is usually medical related.



That's one of the reasons I didn't want to wake her up and shuffle her out of my house. If she was that tired, I didn't want her driving.

As far as cutting ties, we don't live in the same town (she's 30 minutes away) and I've never met her before. DS only kinda got along with her son, but he wasn't begging for another playdate b/c the kid was a bit rude to DS and to me he was a little too rambunctious. There were numerous times I had to ask her kid to be careful of what he was doing b/c I was afraid he was going to break something while his mom said nothing to rein him in. So if she wants to get together again, it's going to be in a public place.



Ahh... that's different, then. Sounds like there are several reasons not to have another at-home playdate.

Posted 4/30/18 2:37 PM
 

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First World Problems

this thread has made me laugh so loud and so hard!!!
thank you!

i think this phrase made me laugh the hardest:
"I’d have gotten up and left pre-shit!"

i'm crying!!

Posted 5/1/18 10:26 AM
 
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