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mnmsoinlove
Mommy to 2 sweet girls!
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Melissa
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Re: Since becoming a mom what is the grossest thing....
The absolute worst was when my oldest was 17 months old she must have gone poop during her nap time when I went into her room she had taken off the diaper and smeered poop everywhere in her crib, walls and all over her hands and face! I didn't even know what to clean first. The smell was sick and I gagged. I really thought I would throw up on her as I was cleaning it up.
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AScottWolf
I <3 our squish!
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Adriana
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Re: Since becoming a mom what is the grossest thing....
Day 2 after coming home from the hospital.
Probably the 2nd diaper I've changed in my life.
My son proceeded to pee and then poop all over me, at the same time. I just stood there in shock because I didn't know which to cover first. DH came in and almost passed out from laughter.
He's only 12w so I'm sure i'll have PLENTY of stories.
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| Posted 12/2/13 2:11 PM |
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allIwant
Love my crazy life!
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Re: Since becoming a mom what is the grossest thing....
Stomach virus in the car on the way home from Vermont.
Puking every 30 minutes for 6 hours
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| Posted 12/2/13 3:30 PM |
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lvb626
LIF Adolescent
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Re: Since becoming a mom what is the grossest thing....
Posted by dianadrw
DD was maybe 2 months old and she had a poopy diaper. So I went to change her and as I was putting on the new diaper more poop started coming out. So I got a new diaper, changed her, and it happened again! It literally happened like 5 times!!!
SAME exact thing happened to me when DD was about 1 month old!! Probably my grossest moment too.
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| Posted 12/2/13 3:50 PM |
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nraboni
Uggh...
Member since 10/09 6905 total posts
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Nicole
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Since becoming a mom what is the grossest thing....
Poop in the bathtub and she wasn't a newborn or an infant!
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| Posted 12/2/13 4:38 PM |
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EandF
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Re: Since becoming a mom what is the grossest thing....
These stories are cracking me up! I appreciate that so many of you also have projectile poop tales.
DD is only 4 months, so I'm sure I will have many to come. Just last week, she had a blowout and there was poop all over her back, all the way to underneath her armpit.  I told DH we needed to bathe her. So we took the diaper off and brought her into the bathroom, still in the onesie. DH is getting the water ready and I'm holding her, poop and all, and suddenly I feel something wet. She's peeing and it's getting all over the bathroom floor and my feet! I just lost it, hysterically laughing. One of the funnier moments we've had with her.
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| Posted 12/2/13 10:51 PM |
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Maybe-Baybe
My Sunshine
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My only Sunshine
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Re: Since becoming a mom what is the grossest thing....
Agreed 
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| Posted 12/3/13 12:10 AM |
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teachermom
LIF Adolescent
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Re: Since becoming a mom what is the grossest thing....
Projectile vomit in my hair and soaked through my shirt AND pants into my bra.
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| Posted 12/3/13 10:03 PM |
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nycgirl
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Re: Since becoming a mom what is the grossest thing....
The most recent was being handed a poop made by my constipated daughter by my son asking "mama, what's this?". Thinking it was a small rock, but maybe poop, I smelled it.
Yes, DS would projectile poop. I got one in my boob & bra on my 32 birthday! Thanks kid!!
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| Posted 12/3/13 10:15 PM |
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LIRascal
drama. daily.
Member since 3/11 7287 total posts
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Michelle
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Since becoming a mom what is the grossest thing....
One of my DD's was crawling around the floor after her bath while I got the other ready for the bath and DH was drawing her bath. While baby I got her bath, I had to run down to get laundry so I shut the door and let her crawl around.
I come back up the stairs, opened the door and found her in a pile of hr own poop, playing with it, squishing it between her fingers, the rug, the towels, on the crib... oh dear God is was so nasty. She was grinning and giggling away. *gag*
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| Posted 12/3/13 10:25 PM |
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ANewDayHasCome
Love multiplies, not divides
Member since 11/12 14481 total posts
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Me
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Re: Since becoming a mom what is the grossest thing....
Posted by LIRascal
One of my DD's was crawling around the floor after her bath while I got the other ready for the bath and DH was drawing her bath. While baby I got her bath, I had to run down to get laundry so I shut the door and let her crawl around.
I come back up the stairs, opened the door and found her in a pile of hr own poop, playing with it, squishing it between her fingers, the rug, the towels, on the crib... oh dear God is was so nasty. She was grinning and giggling away. *gag*
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| Posted 12/4/13 7:00 AM |
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wishing2012
My heart is full
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Re: Since becoming a mom what is the grossest thing....
Posted by LIRascal
One of my DD's was crawling around the floor after her bath while I got the other ready for the bath and DH was drawing her bath. While baby I got her bath, I had to run down to get laundry so I shut the door and let her crawl around.
I come back up the stairs, opened the door and found her in a pile of hr own poop, playing with it, squishing it between her fingers, the rug, the towels, on the crib... oh dear God is was so nasty. She was grinning and giggling away. *gag*
Oh my, that is awful.
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| Posted 12/6/13 4:30 PM |
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summerBaby10
let's be nice
Member since 9/07 10208 total posts
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Wifey
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Re: Since becoming a mom what is the grossest thing....
Mine is nothing compared to some of yours.. When DS was an infant, we were playing airplane & he spit up in my mouth. Yeah, it's still gross.
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| Posted 12/6/13 4:33 PM |
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blue11
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Member since 2/11 1706 total posts
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kat
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Re: Since becoming a mom what is the grossest thing....
DS just pooped in the tub the other day. That tops what I said before....all of a sudden the water becomes cloudy looking and it took me a minute to figure out why. He was still having fun swimming in sh*t and playing with his toys, so gross and so much work cleaning up and disinfecting
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| Posted 12/6/13 4:41 PM |
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readyfor3
LIF Adolescent
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Re: Since becoming a mom what is the grossest thing....
I was driving home on the LIE when my oldest dc felt sick. I looked back and realized what was about to happen. I reached back with one hand and attempted to catch the puke. I obviously didn't really catch anything and then I had to continue to drive in traffic holding on to a handful of puke.
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| Posted 12/6/13 7:21 PM |
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WannaBeAMom11
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Since becoming a mom what is the grossest thing....
And we are all so nonchalant as we tell these stories. I just remembered when dd was 3 or 4 weeks old. We co-slept. She finished nursing and fell asleep. A minute later she spit up so much they I was covered from my neck to groin. I calmly asked Dh for a towel. He turned on the light and started laughing and gagging. I remember it being caked in my hair. Yum.
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| Posted 12/6/13 10:07 PM |
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nicknmb
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MaryBeth
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Re: Since becoming a mom what is the grossest thing....
DD was late to potty train and really had issues with pooping - still does to this day. Well, once day while I was in the bathroom, she pooped in her pull-up, took it off and painted the walls and the toy box with it! At that point I knew I needed to lay off and let her do it at her own pace - she was obviously quite mad!
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