Since becoming a mom what is the grossest thing....

...to happen to you or that you did? This should be a funny thread for a Monday.

I'll start. I just got projectile pooped on this morning. It's the changing table from Bellini so her head is by the wall and feet towards me so it was a direct hit. Awesome.

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DD was maybe 2 months old and she had a poopy diaper. So I went to change her and as I was putting on the new diaper more poop started coming out. So I got a new diaper, changed her, and it happened again! It literally happened like 5 times!!! We had a house full of people at the time so everyone had a front row seat! DD is now 2 and we still refer to it as DD's softserve moment.

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There were several, but most recent was at Disney. We were next in line to go on the tea cup ride. My 4 yr old wanted a certain color tea cup to sit in so we waited for the family to leave from their last ride. I see they were taking their time bc they had a baby with them. We get in and I notice a wipe on the seat. Gross! Obviously left from the last family and a horrific odor. The entire ride we were laughing and complaining about the nasty doody smell their LO left and it was a gross ride... spinning and smelling poop. DH goes... what if it's our 2 yr old that stinks. Well, I said No way would that come from him. I was convinced it was from the baby from the riders before us.

Well, I decide to check and yup... the nasty smell was coming from our 2yr old and I got some poop on my hand looking in the diaper. Well, we ran straight to the bathroom where I pretty much bathed DS in the sink and changed his clothes.
Then I felt bad for the family after us, but at least it would air out.

Since becoming a mom what is the grossest thing....

Too many to remember. Holding DS and having poop seep out his diaper and onto me; my clothes and the floor. Projectile vomit into my face. Accidentally getting poop on my hands; in my fingers.

I think those were the worse LOL!

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DS had explosive diarrhea poop when we were at the store and I didn't have any diapers or my diaper bag - we were just running a quick errand. Learned my lesson to never go anywhere without it! Second I guess is DS throwing up all over us, yuck.

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nothing really grosses me out anymore but, I remember when he was a newborn and he would have wet poopy diaper blowouts that would not only get out of his diaper and seep through his sleeper but would leak all over my leg.

besides baby spit-up he's only ever vomited once and it was more on DH than it was on me.

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I've been a mom for 13 years so I have a lot

When my son was 9 or so, he overate at Friendly's. Like, REALLY overate. We got home and he puked up everything he ate on the floor of his bedroom, but it was like this giant pile of vomit. THE GROSSEST THING I have ever seen, and I've seen my share of puke!! The smell was so unbelievable that DH (who is a cop and has done more DOA crime scenes than he can count) actually got sick. We had to burn coffee grounds in the room to get the smell out, and had to replace the carpet

The second was when my youngest DD was 2, she had what the dr called "toddler diarrhea". Basically every poop was a nasty runny mess for no reason and she went 6-10 times a day. I was holding her on my hip as I paid in Target, and she pooped in her diaper, but it leaked out the side, into my pocket, through my pocket, down my leg, and into my sock and shoe. I was covered in nasty, smelly diarrhea, and so was she, and we had to drive home like that, gagging all the way.

Those are my worst ones.... Enjoy your Monday

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By far it was the projectile poop! I didn't get hit but it got all over the changing pad, diaper caddy and it freakin reached the wall!!!!! I didn't even know where to begin

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Twins both pulled off their poopy diapers during naptime in their cribs. Both proceeded to dance in it, smear it all over themselves, on walls, everywhere. I wanted to die.

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In 6 weeks we have had countless projectile poops, streams of pee (the joys of having a boy!) and ridiculous amounts of spit up/curdled breastmilk throw up. Literally nothing that comes out of my kid fazes me at this point!

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Posted by OffWithHerHead23

I've been a mom for 13 years so I have a lot

When my son was 9 or so, he overate at Friendly's. Like, REALLY overate. We got home and he puked up everything he ate on the floor of his bedroom, but it was like this giant pile of vomit. THE GROSSEST THING I have ever seen, and I've seen my share of puke!! The smell was so unbelievable that DH (who is a cop and has done more DOA crime scenes than he can count) actually got sick. We had to burn coffee grounds in the room to get the smell out, and had to replace the carpet

The second was when my youngest DD was 2, she had what the dr called "toddler diarrhea". Basically every poop was a nasty runny mess for no reason and she went 6-10 times a day. I was holding her on my hip as I paid in Target, and she pooped in her diaper, but it leaked out the side, into my pocket, through my pocket, down my leg, and into my sock and shoe. I was covered in nasty, smelly diarrhea, and so was she, and we had to drive home like that, gagging all the way.

Those are my worst ones.... Enjoy your Monday

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Since becoming a mom what is the grossest thing....

Besides explosive diarrhea diapers that have destroyed outfits. Like literally cutting her out of her onesies LOL
Shes pooped on my sister twice. and even got on my sisters shoe! LMFAOO

Last week my dd was chewing on her fingers because shes getting teeth in the back and she gagged herself, more than once. Well after that 2nd time, she proceeded to projectile vomit twice ALL over herself in the carseat! And I got hit with shrapanel! hahaha
Im still trying to get the smell out!
And the kicker is, we were on a highway, couldn't pull over and I had no change of clothes for her so I just told my husband to just get us home asap LOL I almost threw up, even with the window open LOL We were like 20 min from our apartment.

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My son was a big spit up newborn. Well smart mom here was doing airplane with him and yup digested breastmilk right into my hair and mouth.

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ugh the poop is the worst - from when she was a newborn and it was projectile, hitting me and the wall to as shes older and poop coming out of her diaper and needing to get her onsie off - yuk

one thing was not as a mom, but i was out with my niece who was about 5 years old. we went to breakfast with and my niece loves hard boiled eggs - she probably ate 3 of them...we pile into the car, i get the middle of the back seat right next to her car seat and all the sudden as we drive she vomits everywhere. vomit is bad enough, but the smell of the eggs almost made me vomit.

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Oh yeah...I remember the projectile poop days. On me...on the carpets... ugh!

The only thing that comes to mind is when using the NoseFrida when he was a toddler, so much mucus came up that he vomited bucket loads of mucus on me.

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I guess I don't gross out. Never did before her either. But just this trip to Disney a few weeks ago. She woke up as we landed in Orlando and asked for water very quickly. I handed it to her and then after she drank some she vomited all the pizza she had in the Austin airport all over her tinkerbell blanket and onto the floor. I got the air sickness bag out but really it was too late.

I then had to tell the flight attendant and I felt HORRIBLE. We were in row 7. So everyone behind us had to walk by the smell and sight of a pile of vomit. *sigh*

Lets not get into the rinsing off of the blanket in a sink with my hands going through phlegmy vomit and pizza. Oh joy.

Luckily my kid has no fear of vomiting or stigma. Spent the next 7days telling everyone "I got sick on the plane" and if you didn't 'get' it she'd clarify "I threw up on the floor and my blanket" well great.. there's a memory!

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Last week my little one had a stomach virus. I caught vomit in my hands once and she literally puked on my face in the middle of the night. Down my right cheek, down my neck and into my shirt. Gross. When she was a newborn I caught newborn poop in my hands!

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poop and puke, can't get much worse.

or, the snot I found smeared on the leather of my brand new jeep! that was fun!

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yesterday i caught puke in my hands and wiped it on my shirt haha. but honestly it wasnt so bad!!

Since becoming a mom what is the grossest thing....

Nothing THAT gross happened yet; she's only 18 months, so I'm sure it will get much worse. But, so far it was the 6 months of getting spit up on, several times a day.

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Posted by ANewDayHasCome

...to happen to you or that you did? This should be a funny thread for a Monday.

I'll start. I just got projectile pooped on this morning. It's the changing table from Bellini so her head is by the wall and feet towards me so it was a direct hit. Awesome.

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Posted by wishing2012

Posted by ANewDayHasCome

...to happen to you or that you did? This should be a funny thread for a Monday.

I'll start. I just got projectile pooped on this morning. It's the changing table from Bellini so her head is by the wall and feet towards me so it was a direct hit. Awesome.

This happened to me too. Except I instinctively jumped to the side, as one would do when a steaming stream of poop is flying at you, and it ended up going all over her brand new, 3 day old, lavender and white PBK carpet. To this day, DH still says I should have "taken one for the team."

Since becoming a mom what is the grossest thing....

DS projectiled pooped when he was a few weeks old. It covered my entire left side, flew across the room, got on our couch and hit my friend's shoe who was sitting a good 5 feet away LOL