Re: Madame Zaritska predicts your birth experience

i think madame zaritska is smoking crack especially since i'm DEFINITELY having a



The day you deliver, outside will be sunny. Your baby will arrive in the afternoon.

After a labor lasting approximately 11 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 14 ounces, and will be 18 inches long. This child will have dark brown eyes and a lot of hair.

Re: Madame Zaritska predicts your birth experience

After a labor lasting approximately 19 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 2 ounces, and will be 20 inches long. This child will have light blue eyes and some blond hair.

I am having a boy. Hmm. . .

Re: Madame Zaritska predicts your birth experience

The day you deliver, outside will be breezy. Your baby will arrive in the morning.

After a labor lasting approximately 6 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 12 ounces, and will be 20 inches long. This child will have blue eyes and be almost bald

Well at least we know the boy part is right.

Re: Madame Zaritska predicts your birth experience

The day you deliver, outside will be overcast. Your baby will arrive at night.

After a labor lasting approximately 8 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 10 ounces, and will be 18 inches long. This child will have light brown eyes and some very fine hair.

Re: Madame Zaritska predicts your birth experience

The day you deliver, outside will be windy. Your baby will arrive in the early evening.

After a labor lasting approximately 4 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 9 pounds, 5 ounces, and will be 18-1/2 inches long. This child will have blue eyes and be almost bald.

The girl part is correct.

Re: Madame Zaritska predicts your birth experience

The day you deliver, outside will be cloudy. Your baby will arrive at night.

After a labor lasting approximately 2 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 12 ounces, and will be 20 inches long. This child will have hazel eyes and a little patch of brown hair.

Re: Madame Zaritska predicts your birth experience

The day you deliver, outside will be cloudy. Your baby will arrive in the early evening.

After a labor lasting approximately 14 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 4 ounces, and will be 19 inches long. This child will have hazel eyes and be almost bald.


at least she got the boy parts right


I just retook the test with the same answers and got :

The day you deliver, outside will be warm. Your baby will arrive in the afternoon.

After a labor lasting approximately 2 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 15 ounces, and will be 18 inches long. This child will have light brown eyes and dark hair.

Message edited 7/14/2009 4:20:48 AM.

Re: Madame Zaritska predicts your birth experience

here's mine, I hope she is right about the 9 hours!

The day you deliver, outside will be windy. Your baby will arrive in wee hours of the morning .

After a labor lasting approximately 9 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 7 pounds, 5 ounces, and will be 19 inches long. This child will have dark brown eyes and some blond hair.

But there is more. I get the impression that you have some questions -- unresolved concerns you have been too shy to address with your caregiver. This is quite typical. You might appreciate some of the advice to some of these seemingly embarassing pregnancy questions.

Re: Madame Zaritska predicts your birth experience

The day you deliver, outside will be sunny. Your baby will arrive in the evening.

After a labor lasting approximately 6 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 15 ounces, and will be 21-1/2 inches long. This child will have light brown eyes and some blond hair.

Re: Madame Zaritska predicts your birth experience

yeah I remember doing that.... they predicted a 4 hours labor! They were off by 50 hours

Re: Madame Zaritska predicts your birth experience

Mine said:

The day you deliver, outside will be warm. Your baby will arrive in the morning.

After a labor lasting approximately 3 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 12 ounces, and will be 18-1/2 inches long. This child will have blue eyes and dark hair.

Re: Madame Zaritska predicts your birth experience

Posted by DanandNette

Posted by MrsAT

hmmm, I seriously hope not!!!!
My reading:

The day you deliver, outside will be bright. Your baby will arrive in the mid morning. After a labor lasting approximately 44 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 15 pounds, 8 ounces, and will be 20-1/2 inches long. This child will have dark gray eyes and fluffy brown hair.

44 hrs 15 pounds sending you hugs in advance

Re: Madame Zaritska predicts your birth experience

After a labor lasting approximately 9 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 10 pounds, 6 ounces, and will be 21 inches long. This child will have dark brown eyes and be almost bald.

Re: Madame Zaritska predicts your birth experience

Oooh this is fun!

The day you deliver, outside will be blustery. Your baby will arrive in the evening.

After a labor lasting approximately 5 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 2 ounces, and will be 19 inches long. This child will have light brown eyes and dark hair.