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nrthshgrl
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What is your all time favorite (clean) joke?
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Posted 3/6/07 3:23 PM  |
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nrthshgrl
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Re: What is your all time favorite (clean) joke?
from my SIL:
Why did is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
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| Posted 3/6/07 3:38 PM |
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LIMOMx2
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Re: What is your all time favorite (clean) joke?
2 Peanuts walk into a bar and one was assaulted (a salted)
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| Posted 3/6/07 3:39 PM |
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chikita315
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Re: What is your all time favorite (clean) joke?
I'm embarassed to say I don't have ANY.
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| Posted 3/6/07 3:53 PM |
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Stacey1403
Where it all began....
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Re: What is your all time favorite (clean) joke?
Why did the pony go to the Dr?
Because he was a little horse
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| Posted 3/6/07 3:54 PM |
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Tah-wee-ZAH
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Re: What is your all time favorite (clean) joke?
Did you hear Stop and Shop and A & P are merging?
They are going to be called "Stop and P"
 It's actually DH's favorite joke... I've heard it 5,718 times
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| Posted 3/6/07 3:55 PM |
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JP826
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Re: What is your all time favorite (clean) joke?
Posted by Tah-wee-ZAH
Did you hear Stop and Shop and A & P are merging?
They are going to be called "Stop and P"
It's actually DH's favorite joke... I've heard it 5,718 times
This is my DH's fav joke too!!!!!!
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| Posted 3/6/07 3:56 PM |
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LIMOMx2
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Re: What is your all time favorite (clean) joke?
Posted by Tah-wee-ZAH
Did you hear Stop and Shop and A & P are merging?
They are going to be called "Stop and P"
It's actually DH's favorite joke... I've heard it 5,718 times
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| Posted 3/6/07 3:57 PM |
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Christine
2nd verse same as the 1st
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Re: What is your all time favorite (clean) joke?
Posted by nrthshgrl
from my SIL:
Why did is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
That's MINE!!!!!!!
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| Posted 3/6/07 4:07 PM |
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Christine
2nd verse same as the 1st
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Re: What is your all time favorite (clean) joke?
Posted by 5ofClubs
2 Peanuts walk into a bar and one was assaulted (a salted)
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| Posted 3/6/07 4:08 PM |
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Elbee
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Re: What is your all time favorite (clean) joke?
What's invisible and smells like cookies?
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Santa's Farts!
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| Posted 3/6/07 4:13 PM |
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MsMitcia
27 dresses.?.ha..TY everyone
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Re: What is your all time favorite (clean) joke?
Posted by 5ofClubs
2 Peanuts walk into a bar and one was assaulted (a salted)
omg...my husband tells me that joke practically everyday....
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| Posted 3/6/07 4:19 PM |
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MrsPorkChop
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Re: What is your all time favorite (clean) joke?
a sandwich walk into the bar, orders a beer.
bartender says, sorry, we dont serve food here.
bah dum bump
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| Posted 3/6/07 4:49 PM |
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ggt08
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Re: What is your all time favorite (clean) joke?
Two peanuts were walking.. one was assaulted... (a salted)
love that joke!!!!!
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| Posted 3/6/07 4:54 PM |
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ladybug8
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Re: What is your all time favorite (clean) joke?
When is the best time to go to the dentist?
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2:30 get it??????
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| Posted 3/6/07 4:55 PM |
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MichaelsMommy
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Re: What is your all time favorite (clean) joke?
Posted by ladybug8
When is the best time to go to the dentist?
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2:30 get it??????
LOL... I don't get it...  But I'm laughing over here!
I'm trying to think of one myself... this is tough...
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| Posted 3/6/07 4:57 PM |
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Booklady1017
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Re: What is your all time favorite (clean) joke?
A guy walked into a bar...and said ouch!!
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Posted by ladybug8
When is the best time to go to the dentist?
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2:30 get it??????
I tell this one to my students when I am teaching them how to tell time (they're middle school aged - I teach foreign languages) and usually I crack myself up and hear crickets form them! It kinda loses its funniness when I have to explain it to them....
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| Posted 3/6/07 5:45 PM |
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MrsPorkChop
Twinning!!
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Re: What is your all time favorite (clean) joke?
tooth hurty 
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| Posted 3/6/07 5:47 PM |
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ladybug8
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Re: What is your all time favorite (clean) joke?
I tell it to my students too! I think I must have those same crickets in my 6th grade room!
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| Posted 3/6/07 5:58 PM |
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halisa
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Re: What is your all time favorite (clean) joke?
how do you make a tissue dance?
put a little boogie in it!!
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| Posted 3/6/07 11:08 PM |
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Ladybugz
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Re: What is your all time favorite (clean) joke?
What's the best way to catch a fish?
Have someone throw it to you!!! Ha Ha
I actually had that printed in Kidsday maaaaaaaaaaaaany years ago!!!
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| Posted 3/6/07 11:09 PM |
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GoldenRod
10 years on LIF!
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Re: What is your all time favorite (clean) joke?
Two blondes walked into a bar.....
The brunette ducked.... 
(The blondes can be replaced with "men" and the brunette can be replaced with "woman" if that will keep me out of trouble....  )
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| Posted 3/7/07 7:58 AM |
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TreAnt427
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Re: What is your all time favorite (clean) joke?
Posted by halisa
how do you make a tissue dance?
put a little boogie in it!!
I like this one!
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| Posted 3/7/07 8:07 AM |
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NASP09
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Re: What is your all time favorite (clean) joke?
Once there was a mushroom who couldnt get a date. He said "Whats the matter? Im a FUNGI!"
hahahahahhahahaha
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