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HillW9608
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Name: Hill
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Re: The "I can't" thread...
Posted by PitterPatter
OMG - T, you are KILLING me!
I'm very newly pregnant, but I have an "I can't" already... I can't stop burping and farting. Holy crap!
Too funny!!!!!
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Posted 1/7/09 7:33 PM |
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Jen2999
Baby girls & beagles rock!

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Name: Jen
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Re: The "I can't" thread...
Posted by mpetretti
I CAN'T....
get out of freakin bed anymore without a struggle It being a waterbed makes it even harder
Umm omg Marie.. there is NO WAY IN H*ll I could get in or out of a water bed...
Id be flopping around like a frekkin fish..
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Posted 1/7/09 7:41 PM |
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Violet
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Member since 7/06 1860 total posts
Name: Mama :)
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Re: The "I can't" thread...
Posted by mpetretti
I CAN'T....
get out of freakin bed anymore without a struggle It being a waterbed makes it even harder
wipe my @ss without a fight! That enlarged skintag that I was talking about yesterday, which is blocking my @sshole isn't helping the cause
see my feet
shave my crotch
have comfortable sex
put on my shoes without sitting
Ditto to all of these above AND...
I CAN'T --
..brush my teeth without gagging. ..stand the weird "sweet" taste that's always in my mouth!!! ..get up and down the stairs without panting like a dog.
also, I am SICK and TIRED of hearing myself breathe!!!
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Posted 1/7/09 8:02 PM |
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nicknmb
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Member since 1/06 5193 total posts
Name: MaryBeth
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Re: The "I can't" thread...
I was just telling my mom and DH the other day that it is getting more and more difficult to wipe my arse!!! Looks like a common problem in these parts! Gotta love being pregnant!
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Posted 1/7/09 8:05 PM |
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ReiRei13
Life is Good!!
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Re: The "I can't" thread...
Posted by Jen2999
Posted by mpetretti
I CAN'T....
get out of freakin bed anymore without a struggle It being a waterbed makes it even harder
Umm omg Marie.. there is NO WAY IN H*ll I could get in or out of a water bed...
Id be flopping around like a frekkin fish..
I actually do feel like a fish outta water trying to get out!! I tried sleeping on a reg mattress but my back was killing me after an hour!! When DH is around he helps pull me up but I have caught him watching me from behind the scenes getting a good laugh as I struggle out bitchhin and moaning the whole way!
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Posted 1/7/09 8:16 PM |
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Donna
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Name: Donna
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Re: The "I can't" thread...
I agree with so much already on this thread, I'm so glad I'm not alone
just thoiught of another - I can't pee in the cup at the OB's office, I feel like I"m playing twister trying to maneuver
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Posted 1/7/09 8:19 PM |
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ReiRei13
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Re: The "I can't" thread...
Posted by Donna
I agree with so much already on this thread, I'm so glad I'm not alone
just thoiught of another - I can't pee in the cup at the OB's office, I feel like I"m playing twister trying to maneuver
OMG- thats so true!! I peed all over my hand the other day!!
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Posted 1/7/09 8:19 PM |
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preggo08
Loving My 2 Babies

Member since 8/08 1193 total posts
Name: Kenzie
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Re: The "I can't" thread...
That was awesome....I am not there yet but I have started making grunting noises while trying to sit on the bowl. I try so hard to sit down ever so gently...but gravity takes over and I basically fall down.....hence the weird noises
I am truly looking forward to not being able to wipe my a** in a few weeks. Hey if we can't vent or share stories with one another....who else can se tell these things to???
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Posted 1/7/09 9:06 PM |
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Lucky
Growing up fast!

Member since 4/07 12683 total posts
Name: Dawn
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Re: The "I can't" thread...
I definitely have some of the same issues mentioned already-----can't have comfortable sex, can't go up a flight of stairs without being way out of breath, etc.
But my biggest concern is that I can't stay dry down there! Nothing I do seems to help---a pantiliner seems to be no match and wiping 1,000 times a day is a temporary fix. So I can't stand the constant damp feeling!
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Posted 1/7/09 9:42 PM |
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gabbie83
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Member since 6/08 3037 total posts
Name: gabbie
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Re: The "I can't" thread...
im only 8 weeks so i cant stop crying from laughing so hard at what is awaiting me o lorrdddd help me!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted 1/7/09 9:44 PM |
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nyteacher13
Three Under Four!!! :-)

Member since 8/06 6405 total posts
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Re: The "I can't" thread...
Posted by mpetretti
Posted by Donna
I agree with so much already on this thread, I'm so glad I'm not alone
just thoiught of another - I can't pee in the cup at the OB's office, I feel like I"m playing twister trying to maneuver
OMG- thats so true!! I peed all over my hand the other day!!
I'm DYING over here!!! I did this a few weeks ago at the doctor's office!!! I forgot about this!!! Really, no one told us this, either! Prepreggo - come on, how hard is it to pee in a cup? Preggo - it's like playing a carnival game!!!
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Posted 1/7/09 10:25 PM |
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nyteacher13
Three Under Four!!! :-)

Member since 8/06 6405 total posts
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Re: The "I can't" thread...
Posted by gabbie83
im only 8 weeks so i cant stop crying from laughing so hard at what is awaiting me o lorrdddd help me!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh, and it WILL happen!!! Notebook this thread and refer back to it in a few weeks! I'd like updates!!!
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Posted 1/7/09 10:27 PM |
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nyteacher13
Three Under Four!!! :-)

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Re: The "I can't" thread...
Posted by Lucky
But my biggest concern is that I can't stay dry down there! Nothing I do seems to help---a pantiliner seems to be no match and wiping 1,000 times a day is a temporary fix. So I can't stand the constant damp feeling!
The FUNNIEST part is that dh was all happy one day like HE was the one who did that to me... I was like, sweetie, I'm soaked 24/7 - don't flatter yourself!!!
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Posted 1/7/09 10:28 PM |
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Elise-N-Matt
LIF Adolescent

Member since 8/08 663 total posts
Name: Elise
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Re: The "I can't" thread...
Ohhh you ladies have me eyes tearing from laughter I will add "I can't" walk anywhere without sounding like I have severe breathing problem - Can't get in or out of the car withought a struggle Can't get out of bed without doing the 1-2 roll Can't put on socks or shoes or undies without $E^$^#&% Can't sleep Can't shave any lower region -legs or otherwise going to need assistance on that real soon! Can't stop getting heartburn! Starting to have a lilttel trouble with the can't wipe @ss issue- But most of all- Can't wait to see my lil baby boy
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Posted 1/8/09 12:25 PM |
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