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MikesWife
Wanting...........
Member since 1/06 6887 total posts
Name:
Karen
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Spinoff to "Fakie"
There's a country song out by Brad Paisley called "Online"
The lyrics are perfect.
I work down at the Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight
I'm a scifi fanatic
A mild asthmatic
And I've never been to second base
But there's whole 'nother me
That you need to see
Go checkout MySpace
'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black-belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online
When I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
And I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac
In real life the only time I've ever even been to L.A
Is when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade
Online I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online
When you got my kind of stats
It's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight
Every time I login
Online
I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
Yeah, I'll see ya online
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MrsQ
Just me
Member since 6/06 11378 total posts
Name:
Qiana
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Re: Spinoff to "Fakie"
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| Posted 8/3/07 3:46 PM |
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CathyB
Member since 5/05 19403 total posts
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Re: Spinoff to "Fakie"
I love Brad Paisley. Loved his song "Celebrity" too. The video was great.
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| Posted 8/3/07 3:47 PM |
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Tany
Becoming a different woman
Member since 5/05 24460 total posts
Name:
Tania
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Re: Spinoff to "Fakie"
haha, very true in some cases.
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| Posted 8/3/07 3:51 PM |
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Ambersmom
Straight up nasty
Member since 5/05 7740 total posts
Name:
Sharon
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Re: Spinoff to "Fakie"
I heard this song for the 1st time in El Paso...what a riot!!
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| Posted 8/3/07 3:54 PM |
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MichelleR
my Becks
Member since 5/05 1772 total posts
Name:
tracyg
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Re: Spinoff to "Fakie"
I love that song!
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| Posted 8/3/07 3:55 PM |
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stayandjohn
Our life is complete
Member since 5/05 5909 total posts
Name:
Stacey
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Re: Spinoff to "Fakie"
OMG I just saw this video on Youtube, its George Costanza!!!
online
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| Posted 8/3/07 4:02 PM |
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CathyB
Member since 5/05 19403 total posts
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Re: Spinoff to "Fakie"
Posted by stayandjohn
OMG I just saw this video on Youtube, its George Costanza!!!
online
He was in the "celebrity" one too.
Video on Youtube
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| Posted 8/3/07 4:04 PM |
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MarathonKnitter
HAPPY
Member since 2/07 17374 total posts
Name:
EMBRACING CHANGE
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Re: Spinoff to "Fakie"
love both songs
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| Posted 8/3/07 5:10 PM |
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julz33
i run for bacon
Member since 5/05 20584 total posts
Name:
julz
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Re: Spinoff to "Fakie"
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| Posted 8/3/07 5:13 PM |
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