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Jonsgirl04
Love my two girls! xoxo

Member since 9/08

6079 total posts

Name:
Stephanie

Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story

It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.

The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.

Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard
on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.

That's when he had a slurpee and almost choked. He couldn't believe

Posted 7/18/11 8:57 AM
 
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Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story

It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.

The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.

Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard
on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.

That's when he had a slurpee and almost choked. He couldn't believe his orthodox shoe

Posted 7/18/11 9:54 AM
 

Jonsgirl04
Love my two girls! xoxo

Member since 9/08

6079 total posts

Name:
Stephanie

Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story

It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.

The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.

Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard
on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.

That's when he had a slurpee and almost choked. He couldn't believe his orthodox shoe had dog crap

Posted 7/18/11 9:56 AM
 

GoldenRod
10 years on LIF!

Member since 11/06

26792 total posts

Name:
Shawn

Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story

It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.

The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.

Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard
on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.

That's when he had a slurpee and almost choked. He couldn't believe his orthodox shoe had dog crap oozing out of

Posted 7/18/11 10:13 AM
 

MrsPorkChop
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Member since 5/05

9941 total posts

Name:
Missy

Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story

It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.

The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.

Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard
on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.

That's when he had a slurpee and almost choked. He couldn't believe his orthodox shoe had dog crap oozing out of the chunky heel

Posted 7/18/11 3:48 PM
 

GoldenRod
10 years on LIF!

Member since 11/06

26792 total posts

Name:
Shawn

Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story

It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.

The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.

Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard
on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.

That's when he had a slurpee and almost choked. He couldn't believe his orthodox shoe had dog crap oozing out of the chunky heel. "That's the last

Posted 7/19/11 7:13 AM
 

Bops
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Member since 12/07

13625 total posts

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Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story

It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.

The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.

Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard
on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.

That's when he had a slurpee and almost choked. He couldn't believe his orthodox shoe had dog crap oozing out of the chunky heel. "That's the last
time I hang

Posted 7/19/11 7:33 AM
 

Jonsgirl04
Love my two girls! xoxo

Member since 9/08

6079 total posts

Name:
Stephanie

Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story

It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.

The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.

Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard
on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.

That's when he had a slurpee and almost choked. He couldn't believe his orthodox shoe had dog crap oozing out of the chunky heel. "That's the last
time I hang out with werewolves.


Posted 7/19/11 8:03 AM
 

JennP
LIF Adult

Member since 10/06

3986 total posts

Name:
Jenn

Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story

It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.

The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.

Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard
on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.

That's when he had a slurpee and almost choked. He couldn't believe his orthodox shoe had dog crap oozing out of the chunky heel. "That's the last
time I hang out with werewolves.

His wife, a

Posted 7/19/11 8:43 AM
 

Bearcat
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Member since 6/10

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Name:
E

Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story

It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.

The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.

Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard
on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.

That's when he had a slurpee and almost choked. He couldn't believe his orthodox shoe had dog crap oozing out of the chunky heel. "That's the last
time I hang out with werewolves.

His wife, a preprinted thank-you advocate,

Posted 7/19/11 9:53 AM
 

FranM
And so it goes....

Member since 9/05

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Name:

Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story

It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.

The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.

Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard
on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.

That's when he had a slurpee and almost choked. He couldn't believe his orthodox shoe had dog crap oozing out of the chunky heel. "That's the last
time I hang out with werewolves.

His wife, a preprinted thank-you advocate, was busy with

Posted 7/19/11 10:28 AM
 

joenick
Us

Member since 6/06

9370 total posts

Name:
Valerie...aka...Do Me A Favor?

Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story

It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.

The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.

Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard
on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.

That's when he had a slurpee and almost choked. He couldn't believe his orthodox shoe had dog crap oozing out of the chunky heel. "That's the last
time I hang out with werewolves.

His wife, a preprinted thank-you advocate, was busy with hanging icicle lights

Posted 7/19/11 11:43 AM
 

lipglossjunky73
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Member since 11/05

35670 total posts

Name:
<3

Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story

It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.

The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.

Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard
on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.

That's when he had a slurpee and almost choked. He couldn't believe his orthodox shoe had dog crap oozing out of the chunky heel. "That's the last
time I hang out with werewolves.

His wife, a preprinted thank-you advocate, was busy with hanging icicle lights and swimming in

Posted 7/19/11 11:57 AM
 

DramaQueen10
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Member since 1/11

256 total posts

Name:

Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story

It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.

The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.

Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard
on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.

That's when he had a slurpee and almost choked. He couldn't believe his orthodox shoe had dog crap oozing out of the chunky heel. "That's the last
time I hang out with werewolves.

His wife, a preprinted thank-you advocate, was busy with hanging icicle lights and swimming in her secret lover's

Posted 7/19/11 12:00 PM
 

Jonsgirl04
Love my two girls! xoxo

Member since 9/08

6079 total posts

Name:
Stephanie

Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story

It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.

The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.

Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard
on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.

That's when he had a slurpee and almost choked. He couldn't believe his orthodox shoe had dog crap oozing out of the chunky heel. "That's the last
time I hang out with werewolves.

His wife, a preprinted thank-you advocate, was busy with hanging icicle lights and swimming in her secret lover's
fish pond. Wow

Posted 7/19/11 12:25 PM
 

ThePinkGoose
In Your Hands

Member since 8/08

4706 total posts

Name:
Nunya

Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story

It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.

The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.

Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard
on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.

That's when he had a slurpee and almost choked. He couldn't believe his orthodox shoe had dog crap oozing out of the chunky heel. "That's the last
time I hang out with werewolves.

His wife, a preprinted thank-you advocate, was busy with hanging icicle lights and swimming in her secret lover's
fish pond. Wow, the new icon

Posted 7/19/11 12:32 PM
 

KCCL
LIF Adolescent

Member since 6/11

641 total posts

Name:

Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story

It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.

The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.

Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard
on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.

That's when he had a slurpee and almost choked. He couldn't believe his orthodox shoe had dog crap oozing out of the chunky heel. "That's the last
time I hang out with werewolves.

His wife, a preprinted thank-you advocate, was busy with hanging icicle lights and swimming in her secret lover's
fish pond. Wow, the new icon really was quite

Posted 7/19/11 5:48 PM
 

ThePinkGoose
In Your Hands

Member since 8/08

4706 total posts

Name:
Nunya

Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story

It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.

The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.

Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard
on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.

That's when he had a slurpee and almost choked. He couldn't believe his orthodox shoe had dog crap oozing out of the chunky heel. "That's the last
time I hang out with werewolves.

His wife, a preprinted thank-you advocate, was busy with hanging icicle lights and swimming in her secret lover's
fish pond. Wow, the new icon really was quite a dead horse!!Chat Icon

Posted 7/19/11 7:48 PM
 

Bops
My 3 wishes

Member since 12/07

13625 total posts

Name:

Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story

It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.

The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.

Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard
on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.

That's when he had a slurpee and almost choked. He couldn't believe his orthodox shoe had dog crap oozing out of the chunky heel. "That's the last
time I hang out with werewolves.

His wife, a preprinted thank-you advocate, was busy with hanging icicle lights and swimming in her secret lover's
fish pond. Wow, the new icon really was quite a dead horse!!
Chat Icon It was then

Posted 7/20/11 8:20 AM
 

GoldenRod
10 years on LIF!

Member since 11/06

26792 total posts

Name:
Shawn

Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story

It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.

The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.

Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard
on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.

That's when he had a slurpee and almost choked. He couldn't believe his orthodox shoe had dog crap oozing out of the chunky heel. "That's the last
time I hang out with werewolves.

His wife, a preprinted thank-you advocate, was busy with hanging icicle lights and swimming in her secret lover's fish pond. Wow, the new icon really was quite a dead horse!! Chat Icon
It was then that she decided

Posted 7/20/11 8:39 AM
 

lipglossjunky73
My Everything!

Member since 11/05

35670 total posts

Name:
<3

Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story

NEW Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story

It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.

The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.

Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard
on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.

That's when he had a slurpee and almost choked. He couldn't believe his orthodox shoe had dog crap oozing out of the chunky heel. "That's the last
time I hang out with werewolves.

His wife, a preprinted thank-you advocate, was busy with hanging icicle lights and swimming in her secret lover's fish pond. Wow, the new icon really was quite a dead horse!!
It was then that she decided her intelligence was

Posted 7/20/11 9:45 AM
 

joenick
Us

Member since 6/06

9370 total posts

Name:
Valerie...aka...Do Me A Favor?

Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story

NEW Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story

It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.

The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.

Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard
on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.

That's when he had a slurpee and almost choked. He couldn't believe his orthodox shoe had dog crap oozing out of the chunky heel. "That's the last
time I hang out with werewolves.

His wife, a preprinted thank-you advocate, was busy with hanging icicle lights and swimming in her secret lover's fish pond. Wow, the new icon really was quite a dead horse!!
It was then that she decided her intelligence was way below average

Posted 7/20/11 10:42 AM
 

Bops
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Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story

It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.

The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.

Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard
on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.

That's when he had a slurpee and almost choked. He couldn't believe his orthodox shoe had dog crap oozing out of the chunky heel. "That's the last
time I hang out with werewolves.

His wife, a preprinted thank-you advocate, was busy with hanging icicle lights and swimming in her secret lover's fish pond. Wow, the new icon really was quite a dead horse!!
It was then that she decided her intelligence was way below average and that she

Posted 7/20/11 5:15 PM
 

GoldenRod
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Member since 11/06

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Shawn

Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story

It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.

The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.

Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard
on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.

That's when he had a slurpee and almost choked. He couldn't believe his orthodox shoe had dog crap oozing out of the chunky heel. "That's the last
time I hang out with werewolves.

His wife, a preprinted thank-you advocate, was busy with hanging icicle lights and swimming in her secret lover's fish pond. Wow, the new icon really was quite a dead horse!!

It was then that she decided her intelligence was way below average and that she needed an app

Posted 7/21/11 7:23 AM
 

Jonsgirl04
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Stephanie

Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story

It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.

The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.

Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard
on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.

That's when he had a slurpee and almost choked. He couldn't believe his orthodox shoe had dog crap oozing out of the chunky heel. "That's the last
time I hang out with werewolves.

His wife, a preprinted thank-you advocate, was busy with hanging icicle lights and swimming in her secret lover's fish pond. Wow, the new icon really was quite a dead horse!!

It was then that she decided her intelligence was way below average and that she needed an app. Words with friends

Posted 7/21/11 10:23 AM
 
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