Dear Darling Hubby

Joe......

Hang up the phone and stop screaming......go into the fridge and grab your last beer.....NO we were not robbed this last week, and I'm sure that the only reason you think so is because now you see the house for the messy dump it has become I am sorry to inform you that the laundry fairy, the grass cutting fairy, the dog walking and grooming fairy, the breakfast, lunch, dinner and snack fairy, the house cleaning fairy, and the grocery shopping fairy are not available to come and clean at this moment. She is busy working 80+ hrs this last week just as she was the week before......remember......you promised you would "help" clean. All the house fair asked was that you pick up after yourself and if you wanted/needed something you would get it yoursef and not add to the mounting grocery list. Yes that really is your last beer that you sucked down in seconds. Perhaps you should grab your wings and become the DH fairy because I am taking a leave of absence. YOU will do all of the fairy's jobs just as you promised when you ENCOURAGED the housecleaning fairy to work 160 hrs every 2 wks for 1 month.....I REALLY do not need that motorcycle and I offered to work a LITTLE OT to help. The house will be clean by Wednesday of this fairy will become the garbage fairy and trash it all I dare you just test me I have 50 lawn and leaf bags with your name on them

XOXOXO
the Bitter Fairy

Re: Dear Darling Hubby

Beer??? Now??? LOL

OMG he actually puts things on the grocery list?? Consider yourself lucky!
I had my inlaws over last night and we were just about to have coffee when I took the sugar bowl out and realized it was EMPTY! I looked at him sitting on the couch and said "Ummm hello, there's no sugar? Why didn't you put it on the list??" and he was like "Oh, I figured you would"...... hello, do I drink coffee on a daily basis like you do??? NO!
Luckily everyone wanted their coffee black!

Sorry your DH is being difficult!

Re: Dear Darling Hubby

I feel for you, but this just made me laugh!

Re: Dear Darling Hubby

He called me and said...." honey I love you, but we need to get some maids!" I told him if he wanted them he could call they and pay for them. There first shift is on Friday. Not a bad deal either $40 every other week or $60 to come once a month. Now if I could get him to put his clothes in the hamper Oh well.........He even went grocery shopping!!!!!!! He was hungry and freezer burnt brats and potato salad that was 4wks old was not appealing to him!!! I woke up for work tonight and TADA Food and drinks!!! Maybe there is help after all

Re: Dear Darling Hubby

Re: Dear Darling Hubby

Yay!!!!!!!!!! I hea ya...DH went fishing and his jeans were smelly. So he left them outside the door. For 5 days! We do have a laundry room.