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dooodles
When you wish upon a star
Member since 5/05 11997 total posts
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Because 2 people fell in love
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Re: dear co-worker...
Posted by LadyLainez
Posted by dooodles
Dear annoying beyotch:
Do you really think the rest of us need to hear about every sexual escapade you have with your husband in the hottub each and everytime? 
The mental images are not necessary!
Ewww....this one time in S.E.X camp.....  
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MrsJ
I love my Katie Bug
Member since 5/05 11357 total posts
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Kathy
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Re: dear co-worker...
Posted by unbelievable
Dear Co-Worker ......
Stop emailing me these stupid wierd chain letters that I hate but am afraid not to do just in case it is real... the next time I get one i am gonn come over the wall and kick your arse ...
Signed am afraid not to forward on !
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| Posted 11/16/05 4:02 PM |
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Blazesyth
*yawn*
Member since 5/05 8129 total posts
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Re: dear co-worker...
Dear Co-Worker,
Stop complaining that you have to work late until 5:30PM.
Sincerely,
Someone who worked 18 hours yesterday until 3:00AM and then is back in the office at 8:00AM!
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| Posted 11/16/05 4:05 PM |
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CaseyGirl
Mommy to 3 Boys :)
Member since 5/05 19978 total posts
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Jen - counting my blessings...
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Re: dear co-worker...
dear co-worker,
please do not sit at your desk and read People magazine to me. I have work to do and it's obvious that you don't.
Besides I already read that issue! 
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| Posted 11/16/05 4:10 PM |
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LadyMaravilla
Fall Is Here
Member since 5/05 12023 total posts
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Sonia
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Re: dear co-worker...
Posted by MrsTC
dear co-worker,
please do not sit at your desk and read People magazine to me. I have work to do and it's obvious that you don't.
Besides I already read that issue!
Is it the sexiest men one?
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| Posted 11/16/05 4:11 PM |
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unknown1
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Member since 5/05 2771 total posts
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lisa
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Re: dear co-worker...
Dear co worker
Please stop sighing so loud so that we all look over and then you proceed to tell us how swamped you are .... We already know we all do the same thing.
Signed you are not unique
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| Posted 11/16/05 4:15 PM |
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FeliciaDP
♥
Member since 5/05 18599 total posts
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Mommy
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Re: dear co-worker...
Posted by dooodles
Dear annoying beyotch:
Do you really think the rest of us need to hear about every sexual escapade you have with your husband in the hottub each and everytime?
The mental images are not necessary!
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| Posted 11/16/05 4:18 PM |
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leighla
Support Cancer Research
Member since 5/05 16353 total posts
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Lauren
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Re: dear co-worker...
Posted by LadyLainez
Posted by MrsTC
dear co-worker,
please do not sit at your desk and read People magazine to me. I have work to do and it's obvious that you don't.
Besides I already read that issue!
Is it the sexiest men one?
Sonia, are you sitting next to Jen complaining about Wentworth not being in there!?!?
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| Posted 11/16/05 4:20 PM |
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Bebalina
<3
Member since 6/05 2922 total posts
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N
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Re: dear co-worker...
Posted by unbelievable
Dear co worker
Please stop sighing so loud so that we all look over and then you proceed to tell us how swamped you are .... We already know we all do the same thing.
Signed you are not unique
I DITTO THIS ONE !
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| Posted 11/16/05 4:35 PM |
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karacg
Babygirl is 4!
Member since 5/05 17076 total posts
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Kara®
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Re: dear co-worker...
Dear Co-worker:
You are in Florida, I am in NY. But you still s -u -c -k.
Message edited 11/16/2005 4:36:11 PM.
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| Posted 11/16/05 4:35 PM |
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LadyMaravilla
Fall Is Here
Member since 5/05 12023 total posts
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Sonia
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Re: dear co-worker...
Posted by leighla
Posted by LadyLainez
Posted by MrsTC
dear co-worker,
please do not sit at your desk and read People magazine to me. I have work to do and it's obvious that you don't.
Besides I already read that issue!
Is it the sexiest men one?
Sonia, are you sitting next to Jen complaining about Wentworth not being in there!?!?
we're connecting thorugh brainwaves!!!! Wooooooooo Wentworth= 
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| Posted 11/16/05 4:41 PM |
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MrsS2005
Mom of 3
Member since 11/05 13118 total posts
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B
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Re: dear co-worker...
Dear co-worker,
Please learn to hit the reply, not reply all, button in an e-mail. The entire firm does not want to see your response. Also, please do not make a joke and hit the reply all button. The things you write are NOT funny. FYI, inside jokes are NOT funny to the rest of the firm.
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| Posted 11/16/05 4:50 PM |
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pinky
Twin Moms Do Everything Twice
Member since 5/05 9612 total posts
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Re: dear co-worker...
Dear Coworker -
Please wash your clothes once in awhile and stop wearing the same skirt everyday. You make the entire office smell like pizza hut, even though there you are not eating pizza.
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| Posted 11/16/05 6:05 PM |
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BaroqueMama
Chase is one!
Member since 5/05 27530 total posts
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me
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Re: dear co-worker...
Dear co-worker,
When the kids at school make fun of you, I laugh......WITH them.
Signed,
the teacher who the kids DON'T hate
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| Posted 11/16/05 6:11 PM |
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Re: dear co-worker...
Posted by Bebalina
Posted by unbelievable
Dear co worker
Please stop sighing so loud so that we all look over and then you proceed to tell us how swamped you are .... We already know we all do the same thing.
Signed you are not unique
I DITTO THIS ONE !
Same here!!!!!! And maybe if you showed up before 10AM every once in a while, youd be able to get things done!
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| Posted 11/16/05 7:41 PM |
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HarleyGirlFLA
Come on in
Member since 5/05 9674 total posts
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Mel
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Re: dear co-worker...
Dear proof reader,
notice how it says proof reader and not co-worker because you are suppose to be proof reading the documents that are being posted on the website not walking around the office reliving your youth in tank tops and pants that are 4 sizes too small for you even though we have a dress code and no shoes. I understand you are the COO's wife but if you are suppose to be our proof reader maybe you should actually be reading the documents instead of telling everyone that you'll be "working" from home.
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| Posted 11/16/05 10:16 PM |
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Kate07
Feel better my little guy!
Member since 5/05 4476 total posts
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Kate
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Re: dear co-worker...
Dear Co-worker,
My name is Kate, not "hey you", no tapping on the glass partition that seperates us. Please stop asking our boss if you can give me some of your work and totally pretending I have no say in it. Also, please eat your fish in the cafeteria and talk about your yeast infections on your own time. Maybe you didn't have fish for lunch afterall......
Message edited 11/16/2005 10:21:22 PM.
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| Posted 11/16/05 10:20 PM |
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danielleandscott
My new 71 Super Beetle
Member since 5/05 13476 total posts
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Scott
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Re: dear co-worker...
Dear Co worker.....
Stop going around to everyones cubicle and taking their chocolate and candy that they leave out....You make a lot of money, go buy your own....
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| Posted 11/17/05 7:10 AM |
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ChristineR
New Year, New Beginnings!
Member since 5/05 2083 total posts
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Christine
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Re: dear co-worker...
Dear Co-worker....
....When I'm on the phone that is NOT an open invitation for you to stand OVER me waiting for me to finish my conversation while listening to EVERYTHING I say!!! It's not going to get me off the phone any quicker!!!
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| Posted 11/17/05 8:45 AM |
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MrsERod
Praying for Everyone.
Member since 5/05 26170 total posts
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MrsERod™®
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Re: dear co-worker...
Dear - i can't even call you a co-worker because you barely spend any hours in the office, and when you do, you're taking care of personal busines....
1. don't hate me because i have some common sense.
2. you're a grandmother - don't dress like you're still in HS!
3. when i come up with my OWN original ideas - don't DUPLICATE THEM TO THE TEE!!!! it makes you look STUPID!!
Signed,
The B!tch you can't stand! 
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| Posted 11/17/05 10:02 AM |
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Re: dear co-worker...
I got a good one today
dear co-worker
I think its quite a coincidence that you have a "doctors appointment" today at 9:45 and wont be in until after that on the day the boss is out of the office!!!
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| Posted 11/17/05 10:07 AM |
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computergirl
LIF Adult
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Re: dear co-worker...
Dear coworker,
I noticed that at least three times a week, you send an email to the group saying "Running late: be in at 10:30". These emails are unnecessary, since you do nothing during the few hours you actually show up, and nobody misses you. Why not conserve energy, and just send an email TWICE a week saying something like "Might actually be on time today".
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| Posted 11/17/05 10:57 AM |
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computergirl
LIF Adult
Member since 5/05 3118 total posts
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Re: dear co-worker...
Dear coworker,
Please stop asking: me for Advil every time you have a random ache, my other coworker for change every time you're magically a quarter short for the vending machine, and my boss for chocolate from his stash every time you're too cheap to even consider buying from the vending machine. Your desk has drawers for a reason, please fill them.
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| Posted 11/17/05 10:59 AM |
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ODonnell
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Member since 9/05 5983 total posts
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Re: dear co-worker...
Posted by FeliciaDP
Dear Co-worker:
Stop making smelly stinky nasty food and eating at your desk only a few feet away from me, especially when you ALREADY took 1 hour to shop at lunch, and are now taking another "unofficial" hour off to eat your stanky nasty crap here in the office
Signed,
Nauseous in NYC
OMG!!! If I didn't know better, I'd swear you work in my office
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| Posted 11/17/05 11:15 AM |
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WoodIAm
My Boys!
Member since 5/05 5498 total posts
Name:
JoAnne
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Re: dear co-worker...
Dear Co-Worker,
They sentenced your boyfriend to 20 years in jail for a reason! He is not a victim, he is not innocent and he is not a "sweetheart". What he is, to put it mildly, is a dirt bag! I don't want to hear anymore stories about him or your visits and I do not want to be called to the stand when your husband finds out and sues your for custody of the kids!
You are my cousin and I love you unconditionally, but you need to stop dragging me and the rest of the staff into your escapades and you need to get yourself some serious help!
(whew, that felt good to get off my chest!)
Message edited 11/17/2005 1:03:58 PM.
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| Posted 11/17/05 1:02 PM |
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