DaniJude
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Member since 11/06 14815 total posts
Name:
Danielle
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Things you hear on the other side of the cubicle.....
Can we talk about this???
I'm sitting here at work and the lady I work with, who is the nicest lady - she's like in her late 60's. She really is sweet but MAN she cracks me up sometimes b/c she's a little crazy lol... Her daughter is almost 30 and single... GASP!!!!!!!!!!!! So every single DAY, she's like OMG my poor baby, she's going to DIE alone. What is she going to do?? OMG if she doesn't find someone soon, her clock is ticking, she needs to have kids. She only has a few viable years left.
LMAO! This poor daughter... If I were her I think I'd be panic-stricken.
Anyway. She just calls, the daughter, and she said that she went on *A DATE* with this guy... WELL...
MIND YOU -- I'm on one end of the convo so I'm hearing my crazy but very nice, not a bad person, but nutty co-worker going:
How old is he?
OK, well, only two years older than you, but WHY isn't he married yet??
What's wrong with him??
How tall is he? Oh. Oh, short. OK, OK well that's not the end of the world.
Where does he work?? ...Oh no! Well, I mean, you'll need a prenup!!!
Oh, he has GREEN eyes?? Wow -- you never go for that! Well, your kids will have either green or blue. Definitely not brown.
That means he is a LIBRA - just like your father!!!!
Well, I hope he's not married but you never know. Try and google him!
Does he do private lessons on the side?? ...because he needs to be making more money than what he is probably making!!!
Do you think this is it?? COULD THIS BE IT????
I wish I could say I am over-reacting. I really do.  
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