Dear Co-worker

When you come into the building everyday...WHY must you YELL your friends name down the hall to see where she is? And not only yell once but if she does not respond immediately, yell 3-5 times over and over...
Your voice is sooo loud that i am sure the mayor himself heard you...Be assured that a response would have been given if she was near...Unless she hides from you like i do...

signed
the muter

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Dear Co-Worker...

Why is it everytime you want to "move stuff off your desk" it get moved on to mine??? Yeah your piles are low but I haven't seen my window in weeks!!!

Signed,
Piles of Paper!!!

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dear co-worker:
if you are planning on calling in sick tomorrowm, when you come in to work the day before, don't lay it on sooooo thick. with the cough, cough and the oh, i don't feel well, so i'm having tea. give it a rest!

signed,
annoyed one who sits across from you

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Dear Co-worker:
Why do you constantly dip into my desk supplies when the supply closet is closer to you office and you need to pass it to get to my desk I'm sick of refilling my envelope slot and my paper clip bin.

Signed,
Get your own supplies

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Dear Co-worker,

Please stop heating fish in the microwave, it makes the whole office reak, not to mention that's a really nasty was to reheat fish-doesn't it taste like rubber???? Ewwwwww.

Signed,
Holding my nose

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Dear Co-Worker:

Because you were sick you came in 2 hours late yesterday and asked if you could leave an hour early. I said yes because not much was going on.

Since I've just discovered that you didn't do the reports I asked you to 3 weeks ago - I'm giving you so much work now you wont' have time to ask me today - mo matter how much you hack & cough and play up your cold. I have head colds too -no one talks like you do unless they're playing it up. Take an acting class or call in sick.

Signed,

Your unsympathetic co-worker

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Dear Co-Worker,

If I have a black phone receiver to my ear, that means I am on the PHONE. Don't talk to me.

signed,
do you mind?

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One more....and this really happens in my office...


Dear Co-worker,

If you are going to sit at your desk and pick your nose or clip your toe nails, please shut the door.

signed,
I beg you

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Dear Co-worker:

When you turn around to talk to me and I don't talk back--why don't you get the hint. I don't like you and your breath smells worse than a pile of Sh*t.

Signed,
Need a Dental Recommendation?

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Dear Co-Worker,
why do you have to be such a raving b!tch all the time? I am so glad i only see you twice a week.
Signed,
Don't need your sh!t

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Dear Co Worker,

Dont come into work telling me how you and your family were all up til 4 am last night puking and you didnt think you would come in this morning but you decided you didnt have enough sick time.
Signed,
soon-2-b-puking

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Dear Co-worker
When I am in my office having a personal conversation, meeting, or phone conversation, there is no need to stand outside my door fiddling through papers. Next time get a glass you can hear me better.
Signed
U-cant-hear- me

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Dear Co-Worker,
Why do you announce that it smells like farts in the hallway and then try to get others to walk over there to smell it?

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Dear Co-Worker,

Stop "tinkling" with the door half way open,all the time being very well aware of it,plus being very well aware of the fact that my office is right next to the restroom!
I can heeeear you,plus seeee you in the reflection of my glass door. You must get-off on this!
BTW,I've dragged EVERYONE in the office over to view your saggin' 55+ yr old deformed buns.
You are now secretly called "that sick bastardd" by the whole staff.

Have a nice day.
Signed,
Not likin' your sick fetish.

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With all of this why is the Career Board so slow!!!!

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Dear Co-worker,

Just because I'm on the phone it does not give you permission to stand over my shoulder TAPPING your foot with your arms crossed, it only makes me talk longer.

Signed,
Uncross your arms

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Dear Co-Worker,
When you call and ask a question, I am there to help you! When you call 6 billion other times, to "chat" is when I "click" the phone down..Felt so good today, hanging up on you!

From,
Teacher down the hall.

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Dear Co-worker,
No I am not going to stay and clean up after the VERY late Holiday party you decided to throw. I am in SALES therefore I sell not clean up after parties.
Signed,
Notamaid

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Dear Co-worker,

I don't want to hear your hacking cough or you trying to spit up flem. Ewww

Also, learn how to turn off your speaker phone while on calls. You have two receivers. Use them!!!!!

Signed,
I'm going to hit you with something

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Dear Co Worker,

If you feel the need to expell gas from your rear end, please be polite enough to use the bathroom for the experience. Most of us past the age of 10 do not laugh when someone "lets one go"

Signed
Wearing a gas mask