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my keys just don't like me

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janet
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janet

Re: my keys just don't like me

Posted by carolinep24

Posted by luvsun27

Fantastic! I was on the edge of my seat waiting for Part 2 Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon



I have reason to believe they have now infiltrated and brainwashed my credit cards.

one of them leaped out of my pocket last night on my return from the supermarket...

thankfully one of my neighbors spotted it and came to my apt.

this war, is in no way, over...



bad bad keys... now you have to stay on your hook tonight instead of a nice warm poketbook as your punishmentChat Icon Chat Icon

and as for you credit cards do not follow your keys brother and sisters they will get you inot a whole lot of troubleChat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 4/29/08 8:56 AM
 
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HeathKernandez
Our Ron is an awesome Ron

Member since 4/07

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Name:
baby fish mouth

Re: my keys just don't like me

Posted by janet

Posted by carolinep24

Posted by luvsun27

Fantastic! I was on the edge of my seat waiting for Part 2 Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon



I have reason to believe they have now infiltrated and brainwashed my credit cards.

one of them leaped out of my pocket last night on my return from the supermarket...

thankfully one of my neighbors spotted it and came to my apt.

this war, is in no way, over...



bad bad keys... now you have to stay on your hook tonight instead of a nice warm poketbook as your punishmentChat Icon Chat Icon

and as for you credit cards do not follow your keys brother and sisters they will get you inot a whole lot of troubleChat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon



Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

'you stay where you belong or you get the hook again'

Posted 4/29/08 8:58 AM
 

kahlua716
3 Girls for Me!

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Keri

Re: my keys just don't like me

You NEED to be a writer.

You have a talent.

Great story! Glad the keys are back safely in their home (for now...)

Posted 4/29/08 9:16 AM
 

Porrruss
Nya nya nya

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Amy

Re: my keys just don't like me

Ahhhhh.... using LIF as your personal blog I seeChat Icon

Love the narrative. I always knew those spaghetti arms of his could come to some use (or not).

Can't wait to see you next weekendChat Icon

Posted 4/29/08 9:29 AM
 

HeathKernandez
Our Ron is an awesome Ron

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baby fish mouth

Re: my keys just don't like me

Posted by kahlua716

You NEED to be a writer.

You have a talent.

Great story! Glad the keys are back safely in their home (for now...)



I wanted to be a writer when I was young. But while my creativity is there, I'm lacking the grammar and form.

I'm more of a 'blogger'

Posted 4/29/08 9:30 AM
 

HeathKernandez
Our Ron is an awesome Ron

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baby fish mouth

Re: my keys just don't like me

Posted by Porrruss

Ahhhhh.... using LIF as your personal blog I seeChat Icon

Love the narrative. I always knew those spaghetti arms of his could come to some use (or not).

Can't wait to see you next weekendChat Icon



It's funny b/c I sat down to just write about how I lost my keys and something in me felt like writing with a little more *spice*

I need it... ALL THIS CREATIVE ENERGY MUST BE RELEAAAAAAAAAAAASED

hey! I know I'll forget to ask you, so I'm GOING TO use LIF as my personal communication tool and ask that you please bring my cream colored pashmina with you on your travels.

I need it for the wedding.

Message edited 4/29/2008 9:33:19 AM.

Posted 4/29/08 9:32 AM
 

Porrruss
Nya nya nya

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Amy

Re: my keys just don't like me

Awww crap- you HAVE to remind me on Friday- or I'll forget. Fo sho.

Posted 4/29/08 9:36 AM
 

HeathKernandez
Our Ron is an awesome Ron

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baby fish mouth

Re: my keys just don't like me

Posted by Porrruss

Awww crap- you HAVE to remind me on Friday- or I'll forget. Fo sho.



I know I'll forget to remind you to not forget to bring it.

are you ready to watch Aidan receive the body of our Lord Jesus Christ??!?!

I sure am... I'm taking bets whether or not my PICKY EATER of a kid waves his hand in front of the Eucharistic Minister in a 'no thank you' fashion that he's become accustomed to, when they hand him the host...

Posted 4/29/08 9:39 AM
 

Porrruss
Nya nya nya

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Amy

Re: my keys just don't like me

Posted by carolinep24
are you ready to watch Aidan receive the body of our Lord Jesus Christ??!?!

I sure am... I'm taking bets whether or not my PICKY EATER of a kid waves his hand in front of the Eucharistic Minister in a 'no thank you' fashion that he's become accustomed to, when they hand him the host...



Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 4/29/08 10:11 AM
 

HoneyBadger
YourWorstNightmare.

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BahBahBlackJeep

Re: my keys just don't like me

Posted by carolinep24

I sure am... I'm taking bets whether or not my PICKY EATER of a kid waves his hand in front of the Eucharistic Minister in a 'no thank you' fashion that he's become accustomed to, when they hand him the host...



Ok, please promise to tape this great occasion so that in the event of said hand waving (as mentioned above) DOES occur you have it on video to post here so that *I* may PIMP laughing my AZZ off!!!

Fa real.

Posted 4/29/08 10:19 AM
 

HeathKernandez
Our Ron is an awesome Ron

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baby fish mouth

Re: my keys just don't like me

Posted by Jennie0898

Posted by carolinep24

I sure am... I'm taking bets whether or not my PICKY EATER of a kid waves his hand in front of the Eucharistic Minister in a 'no thank you' fashion that he's become accustomed to, when they hand him the host...



Ok, please promise to tape this great occasion so that in the event of said hand waving (as mentioned above) DOES occur you have it on video to post here so that *I* may PIMP laughing my AZZ off!!!

Fa real.



no cameras =(

that would be awesome.

but I do have a video on my phone of hm breakdancing in the times square subway

Posted 4/29/08 10:23 AM
 

HoneyBadger
YourWorstNightmare.

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BahBahBlackJeep

Re: my keys just don't like me

Posted by carolinep24

no cameras =(

that would be awesome.

but I do have a video on my phone of hm breakdancing in the times square subway



no cameras??? that sucks.

ummm... you must post the breakdancing child!!!

Posted 4/29/08 10:25 AM
 

HeathKernandez
Our Ron is an awesome Ron

Member since 4/07

9091 total posts

Name:
baby fish mouth

Re: my keys just don't like me

Posted by Jennie0898

Posted by carolinep24

no cameras =(

that would be awesome.

but I do have a video on my phone of hm breakdancing in the times square subway



no cameras??? that sucks.

ummm... you must post the breakdancing child!!!



if I could figure out how to get it off my phoen and onto the computer, I will...

Osmosis did not work.

Message edited 4/29/2008 10:28:20 AM.

Posted 4/29/08 10:27 AM
 

HoneyBadger
YourWorstNightmare.

Member since 10/06

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BahBahBlackJeep

Re: my keys just don't like me

Posted by carolinep24

if I could figure out how to get it off my phoen and onto the computer, I will...

Osmosis did not work.



Oh I'm so NOT the person to offer advice on this. My phone doesn't even take pictures no less video.

I have a 1985 Zach Morris special cell phone.


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Posted 4/29/08 10:43 AM
 

Cpt2007
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Re: my keys just don't like me

Chat Icon Chat Icon great great story Caroline! I have a vivid memory of being with my grandmother at age 3 and she dropped her keys down a sewer drain in Chicago. Glad that your son is laughing about it now!

Posted 4/29/08 11:17 AM
 

imthecindyofcindyandkevin
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Cindy

Re: my keys just don't like me

Omg, those stories were great!!!!!!! Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

May I suggest one of these:
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Rather than putting your keys down, hook them to your bag. Chat Icon

Glad to see that your son feels better now, he got to be mommy's hero!!!! Chat Icon Chat Icon

However Janet, I must correct you. It was not Michelle, but Stephanie whose catchphrase was "How rude!". Michelle's was "You got it, dude".

Posted 4/29/08 12:16 PM
 

HeathKernandez
Our Ron is an awesome Ron

Member since 4/07

9091 total posts

Name:
baby fish mouth

Re: my keys just don't like me

Posted by imthecindyofcindyandkevin

Omg, those stories were great!!!!!!! Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

May I suggest one of these:
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Rather than putting your keys down, hook them to your bag. Chat Icon

Glad to see that your son feels better now, he got to be mommy's hero!!!! Chat Icon Chat Icon

However Janet, I must correct you. It was not Michelle, but Stephanie whose catchphrase was "How rude!". Michelle's was "You got it, dude".




forget it, the link is working now

(((weird)))

thanks again!

Message edited 4/29/2008 1:35:01 PM.

Posted 4/29/08 1:34 PM
 

HeathKernandez
Our Ron is an awesome Ron

Member since 4/07

9091 total posts

Name:
baby fish mouth

Re: my keys just don't like me

Posted by Jennie0898

Posted by carolinep24

if I could figure out how to get it off my phoen and onto the computer, I will...

Osmosis did not work.



Oh I'm so NOT the person to offer advice on this. My phone doesn't even take pictures no less video.

I have a 1985 Zach Morris special cell phone.


IMAGE



that made me L-O-L

Posted 4/29/08 1:35 PM
 

eroxgirl
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Rebecca

Re: my keys just don't like me

hilarious!!! Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

I have been afraid of doing this myself on many occasions, which is why my little leather key ring has bite marks in it. I have often been spotted in my building pushing the baby in her carriage while carrying laundry with my keys dangling from my mouth like a dog. I don't write as well as you do so I just can't risk it. Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 4/29/08 3:12 PM
 

2BEANS
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Tina

Re: my keys just don't like me

Are you a writer??? if not you defiantly have a calling!!!

Posted 4/29/08 3:41 PM
 
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