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Ayne11
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Bruce Jenner debuts dainty finger nails to match his pony tail
I swear to god, I really think he is slowly transitioning into a woman.
From my bible: DListed
Step aside, Kim, Kourtney, She Hulk, The Sock One, Marla Hooch, Kris, Kendall (there are too many damn witches in this coven people in this family) and make way for the most glamorous Kardashian, BRUCIE! Bruce Jenner was the definition of ‘Excuse my beauty, HAGS’ when he stepped out in Malibu on Saturday with long, elegant nails. I wish I could grow out beauty talons like Bruce, but mine are as stumpy as Kim’s legs, so instead I’ll stare in awe of Bruce’s hands and wonder why they haven’t been scouted by Ford Models yet. Here, let’s get a closer look:
That left hand looks like a picture out of a goddamned Modern Bride magazine, doesn’t it? I feel like at any second he’s going to throw his hand up in the air and scream to his best gurls: HE WENT TO JARED!!! I love your nails Bruce, but here’s a tip: squoval nails are more of a Khole thing (easier to crush and smash without breakage), so next time you’re at Beautiful Nail, ask them to file them in a prettier almond shape.
I know that Bruce is generally pretty quiet and reserved, but he needs to let his inner diva out because aaaavrythang about Bruce is working these days: dat hair, dem nails, those glorious hairless arms, his recent dropping of 150lbs of pure saatan. Bruce is literally 2 spray tans and a belly button piercing away from entering a room by saying “Listen up 5s, a 10 is speaking!” You do you, Bruce, and don’t let the haters be jealous of your boogie.
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Re: Bruce Jenner debuts dainty finger nails to match his pony tail
 You're just jelly! 
I might be a little jelly, too.
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GoldenRod
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Re: Bruce Jenner debuts dainty finger nails to match his pony tail
  They look like my fingernails if I don't cut them for about 2 weeks. Definitely not long and dainty by any means. I've seen lots of guys with much longer nails than him. I think the media is just making up things to talk about..... 
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NervousNell
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Re: Bruce Jenner debuts dainty finger nails to match his pony tail
Posted by GoldenRod
They look like my fingernails if I don't cut them for about 2 weeks. Definitely not long and dainty by any means. I've seen lots of guys with much longer nails than him. I think the media is just making up things to talk about.....
I think they mean they are kind of well shaped and groomed for a guy?
I don't' really see it, but I think that is what they are referring to.
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Re: Bruce Jenner debuts dainty finger nails to match his pony tail
Posted by NervousNell
Posted by GoldenRod
They look like my fingernails if I don't cut them for about 2 weeks. Definitely not long and dainty by any means. I've seen lots of guys with much longer nails than him. I think the media is just making up things to talk about.....
I think they mean they are kind of well shaped and groomed for a guy?
I don't' really see it, but I think that is what they are referring to.
They are just manicured. And long. Really long for a dude. And well shaped. If your fingernails look like that after two weeks of just not cutting them, I'd like to know what I'm doing wrong.
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Ayne11
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Re: Bruce Jenner debuts dainty finger nails to match his pony tail
Posted by halfbaked
Posted by NervousNell
Posted by GoldenRod
They look like my fingernails if I don't cut them for about 2 weeks. Definitely not long and dainty by any means. I've seen lots of guys with much longer nails than him. I think the media is just making up things to talk about.....
I think they mean they are kind of well shaped and groomed for a guy?
I don't' really see it, but I think that is what they are referring to.
They are just manicured. And long. Really long for a dude. And well shaped. If your fingernails look like that after two weeks of just not cutting them, I'd like to know what I'm doing wrong.
ITA, not only are they long and manicured but he has them shaped like those gross talons that are popular right now!
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Bruce Jenner debuts dainty finger nails to match his pony tail
You should be clipping your finger nails a tad more than once every two weeks. Just sayin.
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| Posted 1/22/14 4:38 PM |
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Re: Bruce Jenner debuts dainty finger nails to match his pony tail
In the season premiere, his nails are clearly painted pink. When he and Kris opened champagne after deciding to seperate, the camera zooms in on and pauses on his long manicured nails.
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| Posted 1/22/14 4:47 PM |
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BlessedMomma
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Bruce Jenner debuts dainty finger nails to match his pony tail
Theres been lots of chatter about him dressing like a woman. He was goi g to get surgery to have his adam apple shaved down. I dont know...
Dude looks like a lady! Duddnn duddnn dude looks like a lady
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Re: Bruce Jenner debuts dainty finger nails to match his pony tail
I actually thought the up close pic of his fingers was actually taken to zoom in on his "pecs" or "boobs".
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Bruce Jenner debuts dainty finger nails to match his pony tail
Maybe he's coming out?!
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Re: Bruce Jenner debuts dainty finger nails to match his pony tail
Posted by Goobster
I actually thought the up close pic of his fingers was actually taken to zoom in on his "pecs" or "boobs".
Yeah. There's definitely something going on there.
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Re: Bruce Jenner debuts dainty finger nails to match his pony tail
Posted by Goobster
I actually thought the up close pic of his fingers was actually taken to zoom in on his "pecs" or "boobs".
That's what I immediately saw in the photo...breast buds. I assumed the write-up was about him taking hormones.
I wish my nails looked as good as his do! Mine could rival the local mechanic's these days.
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Re: Bruce Jenner debuts dainty finger nails to match his pony tail
He's so creepy. 
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Re: Bruce Jenner debuts dainty finger nails to match his pony tail
I think its Kris just feeding the media and trying to ruin him. I do. She is THAT sick.
As for the boobs.....I think they are just old man boobs, LOL!
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Mrs213
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Bruce Jenner debuts dainty finger nails to match his pony tail
He's starting to look like Steven Tyler lol
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Re: Bruce Jenner debuts dainty finger nails to match his pony tail
Posted by GoldenRod
They look like my fingernails if I don't cut them for about 2 weeks. Definitely not long and dainty by any means. I've seen lots of guys with much longer nails than him. I think the media is just making up things to talk about.....
You need to cut them then.
That doesn't look like neglected nails to me.
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DiamondGirl
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Bruce Jenner debuts dainty finger nails to match his pony tail
If he is or is trying to be transgender good for him. I don't think calling him "creepy" is necessary especially as transgender people deal with enough discrimination.
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Re: Bruce Jenner debuts dainty finger nails to match his pony tail
Posted by DiamondGirl
If he is or is trying to be transgender good for him. I don't think calling him "creepy" is necessary especially as transgender people deal with enough discrimination.
Preach
If this makes him happy, I'm all for it
The only thing that makes me want to crawl under the covers, hidden from the world, and scream "nooo!" Is the idea of anyone shaving down their Adam's apple. Not because I'm against it..... It just sounds so creepy, procedure-wise. That literally makes me squirm when I think of it. I wish I could un-read that. It will now haunt me forever.
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