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And the midwife said what???--Funny

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Juliet
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And the midwife said what???--Funny

So I have to tell you ladies about my midwife appt a few days ago. As I was going down the list of my complaints: charlie horses, constipation, sleepless nights, heartburn, yeast infections...I mentioned how I had taken the advice of another midwife in the group and decided to use some unsweetened, plain yogurt down there Chat Icon When I told her that my DH was looking at me like I was crazy and asked me why I was putting yogurt there she responded with...






"Did you tell him to make it taste good?"Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Never expected that from a midwife, but then again, another midwife in the group did refer to this one as "the sexy one" so maybe she meant more than just the fact that she is an attractive blondeChat Icon

Posted 4/14/11 6:42 PM
 
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julesrbf
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Re: And the midwife said what???--Funny

OMG!!!!!!

What was your reaction? I would have burst out laughing! Chat Icon

Posted 4/14/11 6:46 PM
 

MrsBurtch525
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Re: And the midwife said what???--Funny

Wow!! Chat Icon

Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon That is pretty funny though!

Posted 4/14/11 6:51 PM
 

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Re: And the midwife said what???--Funny

amazing

Posted 4/14/11 7:11 PM
 

Juliet
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Re: And the midwife said what???--Funny

Posted by julesrbf

OMG!!!!!!

What was your reaction? I would have burst out laughing! Chat Icon



I felt like a prude and once I picked my jaw up off the examining table, I think I mumbled something about "well, um, not now...ahem...um..."

The best was since I use the Stonybrook midwives, they are all about "teaching" and there was a midwifery student with her. I am not sure who was more embarrassed.

Posted 4/14/11 7:42 PM
 

JChia
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Posted 4/14/11 8:11 PM
 

LightUpMyLife
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Re: And the midwife said what???--Funny

That is hysterical!!!

Posted 4/14/11 8:14 PM
 

KPsquared

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Re: And the midwife said what???--Funny

LOL!

Posted 4/14/11 8:43 PM
 

Bella311
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Re: And the midwife said what???--Funny

OMG I want to know which one say this! Too funny but I'm actually glad to hear it from another source, I've actually heard to do this & it works ... advice from my grandma Chat Icon

Posted 4/14/11 9:06 PM
 

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Re: And the midwife said what???--Funny

That's really funny.

Posted 4/14/11 9:07 PM
 

Kimidanny1010
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Re: And the midwife said what???--Funny

haha awesome!!!

Posted 4/14/11 11:31 PM
 

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Posted 4/14/11 11:43 PM
 

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Re: And the midwife said what???--Funny

thats awesome. and I need to know WHO said it. (I use them too)Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 4/15/11 12:00 AM
 

Juliet
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Re: And the midwife said what???--Funny

Posted by julz33

thats awesome. and I need to know WHO said it. (I use them too)Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon



Marie Frey suggested I use yogurt. But Goldie McBride made the comment (and Heather called her the sexy oneChat Icon )

Message edited 4/15/2011 12:27:39 AM.

Posted 4/15/11 12:27 AM
 

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Re: And the midwife said what???--Funny

Posted by Juliet

Posted by julz33

thats awesome. and I need to know WHO said it. (I use them too)Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon



Marie Frey suggested I use yogurt. But Goldie McBride made the comment (and Heather called her the sexy oneChat Icon )



I could've pinned all of these! Chat Icon Goldie is def the sexy one. Chat Icon Heather is HILARIOUS.

Posted 4/15/11 8:00 AM
 

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Posted 4/15/11 8:24 AM
 

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Posted 4/15/11 8:54 AM
 

RocNMel
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Re: And the midwife said what???--Funny

haha that's awesome...and a great ice breaker, I'm sure you'll feel comfortable telling her anything!

Posted 4/15/11 10:22 AM
 

Bearcat
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Re: And the midwife said what???--Funny

priceless!!!!

Posted 4/15/11 12:00 PM
 
 

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