Tuesday FMQOTD #1

Good Morning Ladies!! Thank you so much for picking me to be FMOTW!! Sorry there wasn't a question yesterday...I had no idea I was chosen and didn't come on LIF at all.

So here goes my first question!! This one is not TTC related but the next one will be!!

This isn't really a question as it is more of a getting things off your chest type of "question".

If you could say whatever you wanted to say without any filter and without calling out the person/s you are saying these things to...list 5 things you want to get off your chest!

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These are for all different people...can you tell I got AF....LOL

1. What makes you think the world revolves around you?? Everyone has there own lives and own problems to deal with we dont always want to hear about yours, get over yourself!!

2. Why do you always have to cause drama!! You are so freaking ridiculous and out of your mind, it really is crazy!

3. Stop asking me if Im pregnant!!! I will let you all know when it happens!!

4. Stop crying and being the victim, stand up for yourself, no-one else is going to do it for you! I cant help you anymore. You can let people walk all over you or decide to do something about it. Its your choice!

5. I HATE my job, I HATE my job, I HATE my job!!!!

that felt good

Message edited 4/13/2010 11:10:12 AM.

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this is fun!

1. Why are you like 65 years old and Jealous of me. Stop telling me what to do we are not related, I dont care, go to He LL. GO AWAY Stop emailing me!

2. STOP POPPING YOUR GUM LADY you sound like a friggen COW.

3. Why are you constantly posting your STATUS every 5 minutes...on face bk nobody cares that you just used the Bathroom..nobody cares that you a doctors appointment at 11am.

4. STOP asking my DH to do things for YOU> HE IS NOT GOD You are capable.

eta #5

5. I dont like you I never will I will fake nice to you but I cant stand your guts

Message edited 4/13/2010 2:40:44 PM.

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LOVE THIS!!!

1) I don't like you. I don't know why everyone else does, but I do not. You are irritating and I wish you would go away.

2) My stupid check engine light is on AGAIN!!! After I have taken it in to TWO mechanics who supposedly "fixed" the problem. Mechanics drive me nuts!

3) Lurkers and people who read posts and don't respond bother me. It baffles my mind that a post can have 300 views and 6 responses. People write posts in hope of some kind of support or response, not for your reading enjoyment. If you are a person who always reads and never responds or posts yourself, go pick up a Reader Digest instead.

4) If you say you are going to get in touch with someone with important information on a certain day, DO IT!!! It's rude not to when you said you would and people are nervously waiting to hear from you.

5) Pick up your garbage. Put things back where you got them from. Clean up after yourself. It's really not that hard

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1. So help me god if you say one more thing about my eating habits I will shove those M&Ms where the sun don’t shine!

2. Give us a raise already, we deserve way more than we’re even asking for. It really is the LEAST you can do.

3. You are a b*tch and you know it and I’m sick of it.

4. I am NOT your personal secretary. I work for 9 other people NOT just you. I am NOT your personal travel agent either. Nowhere in my job description does it say that booking your 1006533 trips is one of my duties. I wish you would see what an obnoxious f*ck you are and that you couldn’t pay me enough to want to do anything for your annoying as s.

5. That had better be you implanting not just phantom 2WW symptoms bc I really want to be a mommy already!!!!

phew i feel better!!!

Message edited 4/13/2010 2:18:10 PM.

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Posted by BumpinBean10

1. So help me god if you say one more thing about my eating habits I will shove those M&Ms where the sun don’t shine!

2. Give us a raise already, we deserve way more than we’re even asking for. It really is the LEAST you can do.

3. You are a b*tch and you know it and I’m sick of it.

4. I am NOT your personal secretary. I work for 9 other people NOT just you. I am NOT your personal travel agent either. Nowhere in my job description does it say that booking your 1006533 trips is one of my duties. I wish you would see what an obnoxious f*ck you are and that you couldn’t pay me enough to want to do anything for your annoying as s.

5. That had better be you implanting not just phantom 2WW symptoms bc I really want to be a mommy already!!!!

phew i feel better!!!

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Posted by Exarina

Posted by BumpinBean10

1. So help me god if you say one more thing about my eating habits I will shove those M&Ms where the sun don’t shine!

2. Give us a raise already, we deserve way more than we’re even asking for. It really is the LEAST you can do.

3. You are a b*tch and you know it and I’m sick of it.

4. I am NOT your personal secretary. I work for 9 other people NOT just you. I am NOT your personal travel agent either. Nowhere in my job description does it say that booking your 1006533 trips is one of my duties. I wish you would see what an obnoxious f*ck you are and that you couldn’t pay me enough to want to do anything for your annoying as s.

5. That had better be you implanting not just phantom 2WW symptoms bc I really want to be a mommy already!!!!

phew i feel better!!!

lol that lady is still at it HUH?

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I should answer my own question/vent...

1. I truly dislike you. I would say hate but hate is a strong word and I don't think I hate anything or anyone but I really really really dislike you.

2. It sounds like a stampede when you walk and it really grates on my last nerves and adds to why I don't like you.

3. Your catch phrase of "Oh boy" aggrivates me to my core and that also adds to the facts of why I don't like you.

4. Please stop staring at me every time you walk by my desk. I know I am beautiful and all but you are making me feel like I am a caged animal the way you constantly stare into my cube every damn time you walk by. One of these days I am going to go off on you and it's not going to be very nice.

5. The sound of your voice is like nails on a chalkboard.

wow...I could go on and on...it's one of those days.

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Posted by BumpinBean10

Posted by Exarina

Posted by BumpinBean10

1. So help me god if you say one more thing about my eating habits I will shove those M&Ms where the sun don’t shine!

2. Give us a raise already, we deserve way more than we’re even asking for. It really is the LEAST you can do.

3. You are a b*tch and you know it and I’m sick of it.

4. I am NOT your personal secretary. I work for 9 other people NOT just you. I am NOT your personal travel agent either. Nowhere in my job description does it say that booking your 1006533 trips is one of my duties. I wish you would see what an obnoxious f*ck you are and that you couldn’t pay me enough to want to do anything for your annoying as s.

5. That had better be you implanting not just phantom 2WW symptoms bc I really want to be a mommy already!!!!

phew i feel better!!!

lol that lady is still at it HUH?

lol yup! and I'd like to add one more for her:
STOP reading the emails WE ALL GET out loud!!! We all know how to read. Stop acting like you have the "scoop" or something. I read that email 5 min ago and already changed it on my calendar. PLEASE it is so so so so annoying!!!!!!!

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I like this one!!! Some of mine are TTC related- you can tell what's on my mind!

1. Stop asking me when I'm going to have a child. It's none of your business and one day I am going to flip and start telling people we've been trying for a year so back off!

2. Stop looking me up and down and pausing on my belly trying to see if I am PG- I'm not and it's just plain rude.

3. Do your job! I have enough to do without you asking me what you are supposed to be doing.

4. Back off- I love you but I don't need to talk to you 5 times a week.

5. I don't love you or like you and I am much happier without you and your toxicness in my life.

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Ooooo this is gonna be fun!

1. You don't deserve your daughter, you're a piss poor excuse of a father and a man. Grow up, get a job and take care of your kid.

2. After multiple abortions, 2 children, living in section 8 housing, and living off the the governament in every other possible way, it is safe to assume you being pregnant and having yet another child is a less than stellar idea. Keep your legs closed.

3. You don't have bad luck. You make poor decisions which end with poor outcomes.

4. Relaxing will not help my body which has never ovulated on it's own to suddenly do so. So please STFU!

5. If you cannot focus on our conversation for more than 5 seconds at a time please do not bother starting it.

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Posted by AMPirate

LOVE THIS!!!

1) I don't like you. I don't know why everyone else does, but I do not. You are irritating and I wish you would go away.

2) My stupid check engine light is on AGAIN!!! After I have taken it in to TWO mechanics who supposedly "fixed" the problem. Mechanics drive me nuts!

3) Lurkers and people who read posts and don't respond bother me. It baffles my mind that a post can have 300 views and 6 responses. People write posts in hope of some kind of support or response, not for your reading enjoyment. If you are a person who always reads and never responds or posts yourself, go pick up a Reader Digest instead.

4) If you say you are going to get in touch with someone with important information on a certain day, DO IT!!! It's rude not to when you said you would and people are nervously waiting to hear from you.

5) Pick up your garbage. Put things back where you got them from. Clean up after yourself. It's really not that hard

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Okay, here goes:

1. If you put your bags on an empty seat during a packed rush hour train, you can almost guarantee that I'm going to ask to sit there.

2. I didn't realize rules don't apply to you.

3. "When it's meant to happen, it will" is right up there with "you need to relax" -- so f'ing annoying.

4. Yes, I treat my dog like a child, but NO he won't be cast aside when the baby comes.

5. Stop playing the victim. The whole world isn't out to get you.Take responsibility for your own actions.

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my first 3 have to do with one person!

1. Stop taking advantage of the system and take a free half of sick day ONCE A WEEK

2. Do your job! I don't know who you think you are....we have a schedule to follow for a reason

3. Just because you are pregnant doesn't mean you don't have to follow the rules!

4. No Im not pregnant...I guess I just look FAT!

5. ok we did alot of work getting you there spermies....now find that egg!!!!

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1. Did you seriously look me up and down today because you were trying to justify in your tiny brain the ways you believe you are better than me, you seemingly jealous a$$hole? ...... or were you checking out my recent bloat and wondering if it was a baby belly?!

2. Yes my age is a factor that I have going for me with fertility issues but that doesn't mean it's OK that this is taking forever.......... so stop telling me "but you're SO young and have time!!!!!!!"

3. Umm, I was going to take the bread pudding in the middle before you asked for it. Now I am stuck with the mediocre piece that's left in the case as opposed to the one I had been eyeing this whole time!!

4. Actually, I really DON'T want to go to your bachelorette party because I think the other members of your bridal party are annoying jerks! Oh, and they're w hores!

5. No.

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1. I'm soooo sick of that sweet bashful smile and I want to vomit everytime i see one of those women making puppy dog eyes at you! If they knew the guilt ridden, uncertain, filandering man you were you would cease to be a super hero! you use people and I hope it bites you in the a$$

2. I don't dirty all the dishes, these clothes aren't all mine, yet somehow its my job to do all the laundry, clean the dishes and keep the place in order

3. No, I'm not PG yet, just getting fat thanks! and no I'm not "next" and I'm not "waiting" for anything....mind your own F*&%KING business

4. you make your own problems, don't say you'd trade lives with me, I've busted my butt for what I have. And nobody gets PG 4 times on accident, you're not fooling anyone!

5. can you just deal with the fact we have to go to an RE stop telling me its expensive....no SH*T!

wow this was AWESOME!!