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This is hysterical..."world's best passenger complaint letter"

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Ophelia
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remember, when Gulliver traveled....

This is hysterical..."world's best passenger complaint letter"

It's mustard, Richard. MUSTARD

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Posted 1/28/09 10:59 AM
 
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Re: This is hysterical..."world's best passenger complaint letter"

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YUM!!!!

Posted 1/28/09 11:23 AM
 

MrsERod
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that is GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!! Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 1/28/09 11:24 AM
 

MrsERod
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Re: This is hysterical..."world's best passenger complaint letter"

I ESPECIALLY loved his description of the cookie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chat Icon

Luckily there was a small cookie provided. It had caught my eye earlier due to it’s baffling presentation:

It appears to be in an evidence bag from the scene of a crime. A CRIME AGAINST BLOODY COOKING. Either that or some sort of back-street underground cookie, purchased off a gun-toting maniac high on his own supply of yeast.


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Posted 1/28/09 11:27 AM
 

BriBri2u
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Re: This is hysterical..."world's best passenger complaint letter"

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OMG I'm truly laughing out loud at my desk



Only you open the present and it’s not in there. It’s your hamster Richard. It’s your hamster in the box and it’s not breathing. That’s how I felt when I peeled back the foil and saw this: [see image 3, above].

Posted 1/28/09 11:29 AM
 

melbalalala
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Re: This is hysterical..."world's best passenger complaint letter"

Oh sweet Ophelia.... that made my DAY! Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

I am so glad I'm working at home today because I was actually laughing out loud.....

Posted 1/28/09 11:30 AM
 

vmac
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Re: This is hysterical..."world's best passenger complaint letter"

that's so funny!

Posted 1/28/09 11:32 AM
 

DirtyBlonde
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OMG I'm truly laughing out loud at my desk



Only you open the present and it’s not in there. It’s your hamster Richard. It’s your hamster in the box and it’s not breathing. That’s how I felt when I peeled back the foil and saw this: [see image 3, above].



BEST PART!!!!

Posted 1/28/09 11:33 AM
 

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Posted 1/28/09 11:43 AM
 

dooodles
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Re: This is hysterical..."world's best passenger complaint letter"

O M G

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"It’s another crime-scene cookie. Only this time you dunk it in the white stuff.


Richard…. What is that white stuff?"


anyone want to guess what Richard says the white stuff is when he responds?
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Posted 1/28/09 12:01 PM
 

MrsA714
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This is great! Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 1/28/09 12:10 PM
 

JessInCA
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Nice! Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 1/28/09 12:24 PM
 

SoinLove
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Wow, thanks for posting. SO funny!Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 1/28/09 12:32 PM
 

BabyAvocado
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Posted 1/28/09 1:28 PM
 

Kara
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Re: This is hysterical..."world's best passenger complaint letter"

Posted by MrsERod

I ESPECIALLY loved his description of the cookie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chat Icon

Luckily there was a small cookie provided. It had caught my eye earlier due to it’s baffling presentation:

It appears to be in an evidence bag from the scene of a crime. A CRIME AGAINST BLOODY COOKING. Either that or some sort of back-street underground cookie, purchased off a gun-toting maniac high on his own supply of yeast.


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This was my favorite part.

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I have to admit I have a weak stomach when it comes to certain foods and half the pictures made me gag... but the whole thing was hilarious. Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 1/28/09 1:38 PM
 

smdl
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Re: This is hysterical..."world's best passenger complaint letter"

Hysterical! Chat Icon Chat Icon

The cooking in the plastic bag from a crime scene was just too funny!

How do you not get this man a discount?

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Posted 1/28/09 1:39 PM
 

Shopaholic921
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Re: This is hysterical..."world's best passenger complaint letter"

This is GREAT!! Thank you!!

It reminds me of another one I read back in the day.. let me see if I can find it.... stay tuned!

here it is...
Continental Airlines Complain

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Posted 1/28/09 2:03 PM
 

DirtyBlonde
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Re: This is hysterical..."world's best passenger complaint letter"


he was offered a job

love it

Posted 1/28/09 3:19 PM
 

kimmysticks
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Re: This is hysterical..."world's best passenger complaint letter"

I am cracking up!! I love his extensive use of "Richard" throughout the email. Really adds a personal touch Chat Icon

Posted 1/28/09 4:28 PM
 

glinda-goodwitch
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Re: This is hysterical..."world's best passenger complaint letter"

Posted by Shopaholic921

This is GREAT!! Thank you!!

It reminds me of another one I read back in the day.. let me see if I can find it.... stay tuned!

here it is...
Continental Airlines Complain



OMG, both of these are hilarious! I love the diagram!! Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 1/28/09 4:35 PM
 

CathyB

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This was excellent. Surpassed my current fave to the Always product manager. "Have a happy period." pfft.

Posted 1/28/09 4:35 PM
 

MissJones
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Re: This is hysterical..."world's best passenger complaint letter"

Posted by kimmysticks

I am cracking up!! I love his extensive use of "Richard" throughout the email. Really adds a personal touch Chat Icon



That was the best!!! It's mustard, Richard, mustard. Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 1/28/09 5:38 PM
 

Ophelia
she's baaccckkkk ;)

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remember, when Gulliver traveled....

Re: This is hysterical..."world's best passenger complaint letter"

Posted by DirtyBlonde


he was offered a job

love it



the cycle is complete. this is awesome! Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 1/28/09 5:39 PM
 

inbliss
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Re: This is hysterical..."world's best passenger complaint letter"

That totally just made my day!!
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Posted 1/28/09 6:13 PM
 

Beth
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Re: This is hysterical..."world's best passenger complaint letter"

good thing I am alone at my office b/c I was hystercal

and grossed out at the same time- I have food issues - esp. about condiments Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 1/28/09 6:19 PM
 
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