Can we share some funny parenting moments

I had one of those nights tonight and I need to hear some stories to know my house is not the only crazy house.

I was rushing around to give the kids baths so I could leave to go to the doctor. DH was painting the nursery.

I empty the tub and DD is standing there and poops in the empty tub. I yell for DH who is horrified! DD is crying because she has no idea what is going on. I put DD on the potty and tell DH to watch DS. He doesn't and DS picks up the poop and is holding it. I clean up the tub put them both back in the tub to re do their shower and DS pees all over DD.

Please give me a laugh and share your funny story!

Can we share some funny parenting moments

Not as great as yours LOL but mine involves dd and poop as well!

Last week dh was giving dd a bath. Dh is hysterical laughing and tells me that she's letting em rip in the tub and that he sees the bubbles floating to the top. Now he should have known better than to laugh because usually what follows is the good ol poop... So the laughter turns into "omg, I need help... Dd just pooped in the tub!" So I go upstairs to take a look, laugh my ass off,and tell him to have fun with that. LOL. Karma is apparently a b*tch bc I went back downstairs to finish browning some meat for our tacos and woopssss I was chopping at it a little too hard (some parts were still frozen) and the meat goes flying into the air and splatters across the kitchen, making sure to fall into every little nook and cranny.

Dh then has yet another heart attack bc just as he finished cleaning the tub and dd, she pooped once again. LOL. What a freakin circus the house was that night!

Can we share some funny parenting moments

I actually caught this all on vid last night. DD was naked running around about to get in her bath. The dog craps a log, and she picked it up and goes ewwwww. Then, she runs back into her room, stands in a plastic box where we store her blocks, squats down and pees in it and says ewwwwww again. DH scoops her up as i am wanting to put her in the bath, and the dog comes by and decides to lick her pee out of the box. I poured a vodka after she went to bed.

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Can we share some funny parenting moments

So as not to mess with the theme of this post, I have one from yesterday as well. DD was sitting in the living room playing when I hear her poop. So as I change her I find only a little bit. Clean her up and pull her sleeper back down to button it and there is a little poop on the back. As I investigate further, I find a perfectly formed little log just laying in her pjs as if it has never even touched her diaper. How she managed this magical poop I still haven't figured out!

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