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> DOG DIARY:

> 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!

> 8:15 am - A car ride to the dog run! My favorite thing!

> 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

> 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!

> 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!

> 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!

> 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!

> 5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!

> 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!

> 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!

> 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

>

>

> CAT DIARY:

> Day 983 of my captivity.

> My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

> They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are

> fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for

> the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in

> order to keep up my strength.

> The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an

> attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

> Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their

> feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it

> clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made

> condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am.

> Bastards!

> There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was

> placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However,

> I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my

> confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what

> this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

> Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my

> tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try

> this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

> I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and

snitches.

> The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and

> seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously an idiot.

> The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with

> the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My

> captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated

> cell,so he is safe.

> For now...

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Pretty much sums up my cats...always waiting to escape.

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HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!!!