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MrsFlatbread
Skinny jeans are in my future
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Baby Momma
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Re: is anyone else scared of...
Posted by SweetCaroline
At my 6wk PP appt I learned that mine was apparently EXTREMELY angry - I had no idea what happened to mine was even an option.   
BUT, the good news is it apparently heals right back 
SEE I TOLD EVERYBODY...YOUR VAGINA WILL BE ANGRY!!!!!! I am going to call the doctor now to see if there is any other way to get this monkey out!!!
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Rycois
Blessed with 2blue/2pink
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Re: is anyone else scared of...
Posted by MrsFlatbread
Posted by SweetCaroline
At my 6wk PP appt I learned that mine was apparently EXTREMELY angry - I had no idea what happened to mine was even an option.
BUT, the good news is it apparently heals right back
SEE I TOLD EVERYBODY...YOUR VAGINA WILL BE ANGRY!!!!!! I am going to call the doctor now to see if there is any other way to get this monkey out!!!
Yes, but it forgives and you get a present so how angry can it be ?
Message edited 5/9/2008 10:24:05 AM.
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| Posted 5/9/08 10:22 AM |
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DeniseMarie
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Re: is anyone else scared of...
I am obsessed with watching a baby story. SOme of these woman get the kid out without a problem and some i am horrified to watch.
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| Posted 5/9/08 10:25 AM |
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Goldi0218
My miracles!
Member since 12/05 23902 total posts
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Leslie
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Re: is anyone else scared of...
My only stupid Mom-to-be question:
Are there anger managment questions for the vagina?
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| Posted 5/9/08 10:31 AM |
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Rycois
Blessed with 2blue/2pink
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Re: is anyone else scared of...
One is kegels and for after the fact a good stitch job!
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| Posted 5/9/08 10:38 AM |
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MrsFlatbread
Skinny jeans are in my future
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Baby Momma
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Re: is anyone else scared of...
Posted by Goldi0218
My only stupid Mom-to-be question:
Are there anger managment questions for the vagina?
maybe i can take Zoloft for it?
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| Posted 5/9/08 10:41 AM |
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MrsFlatbread
Skinny jeans are in my future
Member since 6/06 10258 total posts
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Baby Momma
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Re: is anyone else scared of...
Posted by SweetCaroline
One is kegels and for after the fact a good stitch job!
You just said "kegel"...thanks for the reminder....
(insert squeezing vagina muscles now icon here)
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| Posted 5/9/08 10:42 AM |
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Rycois
Blessed with 2blue/2pink
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Re: is anyone else scared of...
Posted by MrsFlatbread
Posted by SweetCaroline
One is kegels and for after the fact a good stitch job!
You just said "kegel"...thanks for the reminder....
(insert squeezing vagina muscles now icon here)
Ladies - seriously - muy importante! I will confess to having difficulty squat peeing now. I'm finally bringing DS out in public and managing BF in the fitting rooms of stores and back seat of my car - but my current obstacle is using a public restroom b/c it just doesn't come out straight anymore!
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| Posted 5/9/08 10:45 AM |
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MrsPornStar
Partners in crime
Member since 10/05 14656 total posts
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Mama
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Re: is anyone else scared of...
Maybe if I promise lots of loving, my vagina won't be so angry. Hopefully, with my hips, this kid will slide right out and the vagina god won't be upset.
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| Posted 5/9/08 10:48 AM |
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steph7308
Mommy of 2!!!
Member since 5/08 2083 total posts
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Stephanie
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Re: is anyone else scared of...
omg my biggest fear!!!!! thats the reason ive been kinda hoping for a c section. that and i really dont wanna get "loose" down there. ive always been so proud of my tightness! lol
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| Posted 5/10/08 8:22 PM |
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Porrruss
Nya nya nya
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Amy
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Re: is anyone else scared of...
OK- of all the angry vaginas- I think mine was the most angry......
After pushing for over 2.5 hours, DD had to be vacuumed out. I tore slightly (and that was the ONLY pain I felt through the whole delivery).
After the birth and the stitching (didn't feel it), the nurse was pouring cool water on "it" (wow- it felt nice- I think I actually saw steam rising). Then I was told, "Go pee."
I got up (with LOTS of help from DH and the nurse) and went into the bathroom. I sat on the toilet and proceeded to pee the longest pee of my entire life (think: Austin Powers). When it came time to "wipe" the nurse gave me the squeeze bottle, told me to rinse (again, felt very nice), then to blot with a Tucks pad. as I blotted, I realized something.....
Things did NOT feel right down there. It was numb (to be expected, I suppose), but felt huge. As I was blotting, I could not BELIEVE the size my poor girl had swelled to. I looked at DH who was staring like, and asked- "Are they as big as they FEEL?!" He closed his eyes and sat down on the edge of the tub.
The nurse started to laugh and said, Don't worry- the swelling will go down.
I am happy to say- the swelling DID go down, the stitches healed, and my vajayjay looks just like it did before.
That said, I have suffered other issues- but they are from genetic predisposition rather than complications.
Obviously, the angry V and other issues weren't so bad, otherwise I wouldn't have been back in the saddle for #2 so quickly.
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Rycois
Blessed with 2blue/2pink
Member since 12/05 13341 total posts
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J
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Re: is anyone else scared of...
I don't even think you ladies want to know what happened to mine - I had no idea it was an option !
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