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NewlyMrs
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Jennifer
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Why pregnant women should not cook....
So I am cooking today and I splattered sauce on me, but I could not see where....BECAUSE I CANNOT SEE BELOW MY BELLY BUTTON!
Thank god for my DH, who laughingly wiped it off of me.
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Superkat
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K
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Re: Why pregnant women should not cook....
I probably shouldn't laugh because I am sure it will happen to me later but that was actually funny. 
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| Posted 2/4/08 7:53 PM |
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wannabemom
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Re: Why pregnant women should not cook....
yeah, I agree with you on that premise.... I'm only in my first trimester, and have such a sensitive sense of smell that I literally can't cook anything....
I can't wait to be at your stage and 'feed' the baby with a splash of sauce while cooking 
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| Posted 2/4/08 7:56 PM |
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NewlyMrs
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Re: Why pregnant women should not cook....
Yeah, I was laughing too!
I am usually a neat person when I cook and eat, now I am a mess! When I am in public I need to eat slowly, so not to drop things on my belly.
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| Posted 2/4/08 7:56 PM |
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CalendarGirl16
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Tiffany
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Re: Why pregnant women should not cook....
I drop things on my belly on a daily basis these days... all due to my 10 thumbs .. my hands are so clumsy
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| Posted 2/4/08 11:48 PM |
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mtnmama
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Message edited 10/7/2009 11:08:46 AM.
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| Posted 2/5/08 9:12 AM |
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jambalady
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Re: Why pregnant women should not cook....
Posted by CalendarGirl16
I drop things on my belly on a daily basis these days... all due to my 10 thumbs .. my hands are so clumsy
I do too. I never realized what a messy eater I was until there was something there to "catch" all the crumbs and food droppings.
You don't even know how many shirts I have ruined already with dropped sauce, ketchup, you name it.
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| Posted 2/5/08 9:20 AM |
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Preguntas
it's pretty precious
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Lauren
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Re: Why pregnant women should not cook....
I can no longer lean into the table to reach my plate- so I am a full on spiller.
I have ruined 3 shirts making chili, because I'm just too close to the stove.
I can't even see my belly button. 
Meanwhile I own 3 aprons that I never remember to wear.
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| Posted 2/5/08 9:27 AM |
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Saltricia
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Re: Why pregnant women should not cook....
AWWW!!
Well my hubby always laughs at me cause i manage to get water all over my belly every time i wash dishes! he tells me to get closer to the sink, like that's supposed to be funny....i can't man!
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| Posted 2/5/08 9:39 AM |
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CherylWoops
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Re: Why pregnant women should not cook....
Posted by Preguntas
I can no longer lean into the table to reach my plate- so I am a full on spiller.
I have ruined 3 shirts making chili, because I'm just too close to the stove.
I can't even see my belly button.
Meanwhile I own 3 aprons that I never remember to wear.
Dude, I was JUST about to say the same thing! I haven't ruined any clothing yet, but there have been splatters and spillage, and I have 3 nicely folded never worn aprons! One is a hot skinny chick's body in lingerie (obviously a gift at my bridal shower) that I really should consider wearing, if anything just to make DH laugh his arse off.
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| Posted 2/5/08 9:47 AM |
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Preguntas
it's pretty precious
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Lauren
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Re: Why pregnant women should not cook....
Posted by CherylWoops
IMAGE
 yowza!
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| Posted 2/5/08 9:48 AM |
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CherylWoops
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Re: Why pregnant women should not cook....
Posted by Preguntas
yowza!
I know...b/c I am such a pale mofo, it looks like it is ME at first glance b/c I am the same color as the pic on the apron.
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| Posted 2/5/08 9:54 AM |
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Chica
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Re: Why pregnant women should not cook....
So sad, but true. I have to clean up by "feel."
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| Posted 2/5/08 9:58 AM |
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CherylWoops
momma's boy
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Re: Why pregnant women should not cook....
Posted by Chica
So sad, but true. I have to clean up by "feel."
Well I'm sure YOU already had that problem, but not with your belly. 
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| Posted 2/5/08 10:07 AM |
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Preguntas
it's pretty precious
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Lauren
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Re: Why pregnant women should not cook....
Posted by Chica
So sad, but true. I have to clean up by "feel."
I would love to clean you up by feel.
Feel you up.
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| Posted 2/5/08 10:45 AM |
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Chica
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Re: Why pregnant women should not cook....
Posted by CherylWoops
Posted by Chica
So sad, but true. I have to clean up by "feel."
Well I'm sure YOU already had that problem, but not with your belly.
True - I can't see below my nips. My chest forms a lovely shelf on which I like to catch falling pieces from my meal.
Lauren - just wait til I start BF'ing!
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| Posted 2/5/08 11:09 AM |
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dapnkap
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Re: Why pregnant women should not cook....
Ha ha! Sounds like something that would happen to me! 
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| Posted 2/5/08 12:15 PM |
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08BabySurprise
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Re: Why pregnant women should not cook....
I always end up having crumbs collect on my belly or something drop on it and leave a stain. Classy!
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| Posted 2/5/08 12:22 PM |
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sunflowerjesss
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Re: Why pregnant women should not cook....
Sooo funny that you mention that. The other day I baked cup cakes. And DH was pointing to the bottom of my shirt, only I thought he was pointing to my pants. So I figured he was telling me to pull them up.
Only then, when I lifted my shirt to pull up my pants did I realize I had chocolate cake batter on the bottom of my shirt! I'm only 18 weeks I'd hate to see what gets on there at 36 weeks!
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| Posted 2/5/08 12:53 PM |
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