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HarleyGirlFLA
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Mel
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Hospital chart bloopers - joke
Hospital Chart Bloopers
(Actual entries on hospital charts):
1. The patient refused an autopsy.
2. The patient has no previous history of suicides.
3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states
she was very hot in bed last night.
5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
6. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day
it disappeared.
7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also
appears to be depressed.
8. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
9. Discharge status: Alive but without permission.
10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert
but forgetful.
11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
12. She is nu mb from her toes down.
13. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home
14. The skin was moist and dry.
15. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.
16 Patient was alert and unresponsive.
17. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.
18. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until
she got a divorce.
19. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical
therapy.
20. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
21. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
22. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
23. Skin: somewhat pale but present.
24. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor
25. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities
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Re: Hospital chart bloopers - joke
 Cute, I'm going to have to pass these on to my DH
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Booklady1017
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Michelle
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Re: Hospital chart bloopers - joke
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julz33
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julz
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Re: Hospital chart bloopers - joke
8. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
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| Posted 6/3/07 4:59 PM |
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neenie
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Re: Hospital chart bloopers - joke
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| Posted 6/3/07 6:13 PM |
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nrthshgrl
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Re: Hospital chart bloopers - joke
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FRAPPALICIOUS
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Re: Hospital chart bloopers - joke
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JTK
my 4 boys!
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Kristi
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Re: Hospital chart bloopers - joke
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mcl916
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Megan
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Re: Hospital chart bloopers - joke
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