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nyteacher13
Three Under Four!!! :-)
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YO MOMMA JOKES... BRING 'EM HERE!!!
I'm in the mood to goof around...
Let's dig down deep (oooh, alliteration!) and search for our BEST "yo momma" jokes.
I'll start:
"Yo momma's so fat, when she sits on a quarter, she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose."
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Posted 8/30/07 4:34 PM  |
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joenick
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Valerie...aka...Do Me A Favor?
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Re: YO MOMMA JOKES... BRING 'EM HERE!!!
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
(Source- ahajokes.com- I'll give credit where credit is due)
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| Posted 8/30/07 4:38 PM |
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NASP09
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Re: YO MOMMA JOKES... BRING 'EM HERE!!!
those are good!
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| Posted 8/30/07 4:41 PM |
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evnme
My little lamb
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aka momma2b
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Re: YO MOMMA JOKES... BRING 'EM HERE!!!
yo momma's so fat.. when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house!
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| Posted 8/30/07 4:44 PM |
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Emily
Kasey & Me! Lurves it!
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STBHC
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Re: YO MOMMA JOKES... BRING 'EM HERE!!!
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
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| Posted 8/30/07 5:34 PM |
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itkocak
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Re: YO MOMMA JOKES... BRING 'EM HERE!!!
Message edited 11/10/2011 9:57:23 PM.
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| Posted 8/30/07 5:43 PM |
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nyteacher13
Three Under Four!!! :-)
Member since 8/06 6405 total posts
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~ THERESA ~
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Re: YO MOMMA JOKES... BRING 'EM HERE!!!
Posted by imthekevinofcindyandkevin
yo mamma's so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of franks
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| Posted 8/31/07 12:21 AM |
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maybebaby
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Maureen
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Re: YO MOMMA JOKES... BRING 'EM HERE!!!
Yo Momma's breath so nasty when she yawns, her teeth duck!
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| Posted 8/31/07 7:34 AM |
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