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DebG
Pick a cause & stand up for it
Member since 5/05 18602 total posts
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The cure IS worse!
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yo momma jokes
spill em if ya got em
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Posted 5/7/07 3:59 PM  |
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alnem
This is gonna be a good year!
Member since 2/06 9562 total posts
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Emily
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Re: yo momma jokes
i only got one so here goes...
Yo mama's so poor that the other day i saw her kickin a can down the street. I said "what chu doin?"...she said "movin".
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| Posted 5/7/07 3:59 PM |
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IrishMom77
Brothers!!
Member since 8/05 3498 total posts
Name:
Roseann
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Re: yo momma jokes
Your momma's so stupid they told her it was chilly outside and she went and got a bowl
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| Posted 5/7/07 4:01 PM |
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MrsERod
Praying for Everyone.
Member since 5/05 26170 total posts
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MrsERod™®
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Re: yo momma jokes
Your mama''s glasses are so thick that when she lookes on a map she can see people waving.
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| Posted 5/7/07 4:01 PM |
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MrsERod
Praying for Everyone.
Member since 5/05 26170 total posts
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MrsERod™®
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Re: yo momma jokes
Yo Mama's so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out all the W's
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| Posted 5/7/07 4:01 PM |
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Boobobunny
Live in the Present
Member since 5/05 3572 total posts
Name:
Dannielle
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Re: yo momma jokes
yo momma is so fat she sat on a rainbow ans skittles popped out
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| Posted 5/7/07 4:02 PM |
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MrsERod
Praying for Everyone.
Member since 5/05 26170 total posts
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MrsERod™®
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Re: yo momma jokes
Yo Mama's so ugly, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone.
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| Posted 5/7/07 4:02 PM |
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Stefanie
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Member since 5/05 23599 total posts
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Stefanie
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Re: yo momma jokes
I only have one...
Yo Momma's so tall, she did a backflip and kicked Jesus.
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| Posted 5/7/07 4:02 PM |
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MrsERod
Praying for Everyone.
Member since 5/05 26170 total posts
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MrsERod™®
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Re: yo momma jokes
Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
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| Posted 5/7/07 4:02 PM |
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evnme
My little lamb
Member since 8/05 12633 total posts
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aka momma2b
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Re: yo momma jokes
these crack me up!
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| Posted 5/7/07 4:03 PM |
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DebG
Pick a cause & stand up for it
Member since 5/05 18602 total posts
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The cure IS worse!
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Re: yo momma jokes
I can't believe that I don't have any.
I vaguely remember something about teeth being soo yellow they were like butter
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| Posted 5/7/07 4:03 PM |
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MrsERod
Praying for Everyone.
Member since 5/05 26170 total posts
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MrsERod™®
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Re: yo momma jokes
Yo' mama so dumb, that the Psychic Friends only charge her half price to read her mind!
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| Posted 5/7/07 4:03 PM |
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MrsERod
Praying for Everyone.
Member since 5/05 26170 total posts
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MrsERod™®
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Re: yo momma jokes
Your Mama's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
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| Posted 5/7/07 4:04 PM |
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jellybean78
:)
Member since 8/06 13103 total posts
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Mommy
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Re: yo momma jokes
Yo momma is so fat she jumped out the window and got stuck in the air
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| Posted 5/7/07 4:08 PM |
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BellaRock
I am all the Me I will ever Be
Member since 5/06 9746 total posts
Name:
She who shall remain nameless
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Re: yo momma jokes
I couldn't think of one so I called DH and this is what he gave me..
Yo momma is so stupid when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!"
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| Posted 5/7/07 4:09 PM |
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DebG
Pick a cause & stand up for it
Member since 5/05 18602 total posts
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The cure IS worse!
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Re: yo momma jokes
Posted by abutterfly1123
I couldn't think of one so I called DH and this is what he gave me..
Yo momma is so stupid when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!"
nice, tell him we said thanks for that one! It's a good add!
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| Posted 5/7/07 4:09 PM |
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BellaRock
I am all the Me I will ever Be
Member since 5/06 9746 total posts
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She who shall remain nameless
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Re: yo momma jokes
Yo momma is so dumb I told her drinks were on the house and she went and got a ladder.
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| Posted 5/7/07 4:10 PM |
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