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VirginiaDeb
Don't eat me, hippo!
Member since 5/05 9252 total posts
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Deb
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Re: Yo Mama
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow she stops traffic when she smiles.
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Posted 8/18/06 6:32 PM  |
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Emily
Kasey & Me! Lurves it!
Member since 7/06 8703 total posts
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STBHC
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Re: Yo Mama
Yo mama so fat, that when she wears a yellow raincoat... people scream "Taxi!"
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| Posted 8/18/06 6:32 PM |
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MrsERod
Praying for Everyone.
Member since 5/05 26170 total posts
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MrsERod™®
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Re: Yo Mama
Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
 
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| Posted 8/18/06 6:32 PM |
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MrsERod
Praying for Everyone.
Member since 5/05 26170 total posts
Name:
MrsERod™®
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Re: Yo Mama
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
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| Posted 8/18/06 6:32 PM |
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VirginiaDeb
Don't eat me, hippo!
Member since 5/05 9252 total posts
Name:
Deb
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Re: Yo Mama
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
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| Posted 8/18/06 6:33 PM |
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MrsPornStar
Partners in crime
Member since 10/05 14656 total posts
Name:
Mama
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Re: Yo Mama
Yo mama like a hockey goalie. She changes her pads every second period.
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| Posted 8/18/06 6:40 PM |
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MrsPornStar
Partners in crime
Member since 10/05 14656 total posts
Name:
Mama
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Re: Yo Mama
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
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| Posted 8/18/06 6:45 PM |
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QuoteTheRaven424
22 Months?!!!!
Member since 5/05 13659 total posts
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And If That Isn't A True Blue Miracle
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Re: Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so slow that it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo Mama is so fat, when she wore a malcom X t shirt, a plane tried to land on her
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| Posted 8/18/06 6:56 PM |
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dandr10199
Grace is growing up too fast!
Member since 10/05 11561 total posts
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Dina
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Re: Yo Mama
Yo mama's breath is so bad a tic tac crawled out of it for fresh air.
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| Posted 8/18/06 7:07 PM |
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04bride
I'm a big sister!!!
Member since 5/05 6707 total posts
Name:
Noel
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Re: Yo Mama
omg i am pimp
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| Posted 8/18/06 7:16 PM |
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janet
WITH LOVE MY ANGEL MISS YOU!!!
Member since 5/05 12823 total posts
Name:
janet
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Re: Yo Mama
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| Posted 8/18/06 7:17 PM |
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MrsERod
Praying for Everyone.
Member since 5/05 26170 total posts
Name:
MrsERod™®
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Re: Yo Mama
Yo mama so ugly when she entered the ugly contest they said "sorry, no professionals!"
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| Posted 8/18/06 7:21 PM |
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LIFamilies
Thanks for the memories DAD!
Member since 5/05 2267 total posts
Name:
LI
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Re: Yo Mama
Yo mamas so fat she stepped on a quarter and a booger came out of Washington's nose
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| Posted 8/18/06 7:23 PM |
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MrsERod
Praying for Everyone.
Member since 5/05 26170 total posts
Name:
MrsERod™®
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Re: Yo Mama
Yo mama's so fat, NASA orbits satellites around her.
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| Posted 8/18/06 7:24 PM |
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MrsERod
Praying for Everyone.
Member since 5/05 26170 total posts
Name:
MrsERod™®
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Re: Yo Mama
Yo mama's so fat, she ain't on a diet, she's on a triet... She be like "What y'all eating? I'll try it!"
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| Posted 8/18/06 7:25 PM |
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LIFamilies
Thanks for the memories DAD!
Member since 5/05 2267 total posts
Name:
LI
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Re: Yo Mama
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
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| Posted 8/18/06 7:26 PM |
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MrsERod
Praying for Everyone.
Member since 5/05 26170 total posts
Name:
MrsERod™®
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Re: Yo Mama
Yo mama is so old, her breast milk is powdered.
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| Posted 8/18/06 7:26 PM |
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MrsERod
Praying for Everyone.
Member since 5/05 26170 total posts
Name:
MrsERod™®
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Re: Yo Mama
Yo mama so fat that her H.S. senior pictures had to be aerial views!
Message edited 8/18/2006 7:45:42 PM.
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| Posted 8/18/06 7:27 PM |
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LIFamilies
Thanks for the memories DAD!
Member since 5/05 2267 total posts
Name:
LI
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Re: Yo Mama
Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
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| Posted 8/18/06 7:27 PM |
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LIFamilies
Thanks for the memories DAD!
Member since 5/05 2267 total posts
Name:
LI
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Re: Yo Mama
Yo mama's so stupid, she put on her glasses to watch 20/20.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought brownie points were coupons for a bake sale.
Yo mama's so stupid, she sat in a tree house because she wanted to be a branch manager.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked out of a convertible car with the top down.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer.
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| Posted 8/18/06 7:27 PM |
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VirginiaDeb
Don't eat me, hippo!
Member since 5/05 9252 total posts
Name:
Deb
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Re: Yo Mama
Yo mama so fat when I tell her to haul a$$ she gotta make two trips.
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| Posted 8/18/06 7:28 PM |
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VirginiaDeb
Don't eat me, hippo!
Member since 5/05 9252 total posts
Name:
Deb
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Re: Yo Mama
Yo mama so fat the only think that's attracted ot her is gravity.
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| Posted 8/18/06 7:29 PM |
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TheInfamousOTG
Waiting for Lil' M....
Member since 5/05 3468 total posts
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Re: Yo Mama
Yo mama so fat we're in her right now
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Message edited 8/18/2006 7:30:17 PM.
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| Posted 8/18/06 7:30 PM |
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MrsERod
Praying for Everyone.
Member since 5/05 26170 total posts
Name:
MrsERod™®
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Re: Yo Mama
Yo mama's so fat, she bleeds gravy.
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| Posted 8/18/06 7:30 PM |
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VirginiaDeb
Don't eat me, hippo!
Member since 5/05 9252 total posts
Name:
Deb
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Re: Yo Mama
Yo mama so fat when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball.
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| Posted 8/18/06 7:31 PM |
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