CindySN23
Stop, Think & Breathe...
Member since 8/11 3550 total posts
Name:
Cindy
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TTC Proverbs...
Its Friday and Hurricane Irene is approaching us so I think we all need a laugh today...
All's fair in love and fertility
Feed a cold. Starve a polyp.
Enough is enough; unless you're a Duggar.
Bad news travels fast on TTC Chat boards
A sperm in time saves nine
There but for the grace of God, go I...and another pregnant woman with a stroller.
Behind every great man there's a great sperm count
Better never than late
All work and bad morphology makes Jack a dull boy
An infertile and her money are soon parted
To err is human; to fertilize divine
Don't bite the hand that inseminates you
You can lead a sperm to an egg, but you can't make it fertilize
Implantation speaks louder than words
Infertiles of a feather flock together
It ain't over till the fat lady gets a big fat positive
Hell hath no fury like an infertile scorned
Every sonogram tells a story
Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we may conceive
If at first you don't succeed, f*ck, f*ck again
The bigger they are, the harder they are.
No news is… another month down the drain.
There's a time and a place for everything, and that time is Cycle Day 10.
If patience is a virtue, then I'm Mother "Freaking" Teresa.
There's no such thing as bad publicity, just negative results.
There's always more fish in the sea...but healthy follicles are in short supply.
Good things come to those who wait... and wait, and wait, and wait.
A good sperm is hard to find
Still mucus run deep
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single reproductive endocrinologist’s appointment
A prenatal vitamin a day keeps the doctor away
Don't count your embryos before they are hatched
A rolling ovary gathers no moss
Seize the egg!
The early bird catches the high beta
Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder
Accidents will happen (and will usually get a woman pregnant).
An infertile in need is an infertile indeed
Another day, another basal temp
Strike while the OPK is hot
That which does not kill sperm, makes it stronger
The bigger they are, the readier they are for an HCG shot
Better the doctor you know than the doctor you don't
Blood is thicker than cervical mucus
Count your follicles
Don't look a uterine polyp in the mouth
Don't put all your eggs in one IVF
Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, fertile and wise
Every infertile has her day
Every ovary has a silver lining
Flattery will get you free injectables
He who hesitates misses the ovulation window
If the sperm won't come to the ovary, then the ovary must go to the mountain
If you can't stand the hot flashes, stop taking hormones
Implantation begins at home
It takes two to procreate
It's never too late to get a BFP
Variety is the spice of your sex life
It's no use crying over spilt cervical mucus
It's the early bird that catches the egg
Keep your cervix up
Laugh and the world laughs with you, pee on a stick and you pee alone
Let sleeping cysts lie
Never judge a hysteogram by its cover
Never put off until tomorrow what you can fertilize today
A Uterus is only as strong as its lining
A watched ovulation prediction kit never is positive
Fertility is wasted on the young
No rest for the TTC
Patience is a virtue
People who live in glass houses shouldn't have sex with the lights on
Pregnancy wasn't built in a day
Put your best egg forward
Speak softly and carry cough syrup
Sperm will be sperm
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but baby showers will never hurt me
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