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The Mother of All Voicemails.....

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LadyMaravilla
Fall Is Here

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Sonia

The Mother of All Voicemails.....

The mother of all voicemails…

I just called one of my clients and this is the message on her voicemail

" Hi, this is *** please leave a message for me. If this is C, and it's been 2 years since I last spoke to you then lose my number! You obviously don't get it. If this is ** you are no longer in the cirlce of friends. If this is ** from Miami lose my number. If this is *** from Texas, lose my number and if you're a bill collector…I don't have the money now but I am working on it. For everyone else that is calling me…I LOVE YOU!

What the??????????????????????????????

I have never heard any voicemail like hers....Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Anyone heard any crazy ones lately???

Posted 4/18/07 10:19 AM
 
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Kate
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Kate

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Posted 4/18/07 10:19 AM
 

KGools
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Kim

Re: The Mother of All Voicemails.....

I love that!!!! Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 4/18/07 10:20 AM
 

TreAnt427
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Tracy

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Posted 4/18/07 10:20 AM
 

Christine
2nd verse same as the 1st

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Re: The Mother of All Voicemails.....

That's hilarious!! Chat Icon

Posted 4/18/07 10:24 AM
 

LIMOMx2
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Posted 4/18/07 10:25 AM
 

sweetie

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Re: The Mother of All Voicemails.....

Tacky!!

The only funny voicemail I've heard is my father:

OK, my name is Ken, leave a message. Now how do you turn it off (fading in the background).

It always makes me laugh

Posted 4/18/07 10:26 AM
 

BabyAvocado
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Re: The Mother of All Voicemails.....

OMG Chat Icon I hope she doesn't give that number out to anyone in her professional life!

Posted 4/18/07 10:26 AM
 

LadyMaravilla
Fall Is Here

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Sonia

Re: The Mother of All Voicemails.....

Posted by BabyAvocado

OMG Chat Icon I hope she doesn't give that number out to anyone in her professional life!



Word! Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 4/18/07 10:30 AM
 

Lisa
I'm a PANK!!!

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Professional Aunts No Kids

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Posted 4/18/07 11:11 AM
 

Marcie
Complete Happiness :)

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LOVE being a Mommy!

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Posted 4/18/07 11:17 AM
 

Maathy317
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D

Re: The Mother of All Voicemails.....

Too funny!!!Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 4/18/07 11:25 AM
 

MsMBV
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Me

Re: The Mother of All Voicemails.....

LOL that is funny. A little nutty, but funny.

I like my message on my phone...I tell people they really have to leave the date & time of call b/c my VM systems sucks & sometimes I get messages 3 days later.Chat Icon

Posted 4/18/07 11:31 AM
 

lvdolphins
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Posted 4/18/07 11:44 AM
 

Emily
Kasey & Me! Lurves it!

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STBHC

Re: The Mother of All Voicemails.....

That is the best vm ever!! She is my idol!! Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 4/18/07 11:45 AM
 

CaseyGirl
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Jen - counting my blessings...

Re: The Mother of All Voicemails.....

That is funny Chat Icon

I also love when people leave ME vm's and they thought they hung up already and are having a convo or talking about youChat Icon

Posted 4/18/07 11:46 AM
 

Shanti
True love

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Posted 4/18/07 12:06 PM
 

Jax430
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Posted 4/18/07 12:07 PM
 

BellaRock
I am all the Me I will ever Be

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She who shall remain nameless

Re: The Mother of All Voicemails.....

Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Thats so funny.

Posted 4/18/07 12:07 PM
 

MarathonKnitter
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Re: The Mother of All Voicemails.....

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too funny

Posted 4/18/07 12:09 PM
 

LadyMaravilla
Fall Is Here

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Sonia

Re: The Mother of All Voicemails.....

She called me back...I would be shamed to call anyone back. Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 4/18/07 12:32 PM
 

Smileyd17
kids

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Re: The Mother of All Voicemails.....

OMG, SONIA, Buwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Im crying........in mi pantalones!Chat Icon

Posted 4/18/07 12:38 PM
 

LFitzy79
can hardly wait

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Lauren

Re: The Mother of All Voicemails.....

that's hysterical...I wonder if she means it, or if she does it to be amusing

Posted 4/18/07 12:48 PM
 

LadyMaravilla
Fall Is Here

Member since 5/05

12023 total posts

Name:
Sonia

Re: The Mother of All Voicemails.....

Posted by LFitzy79

that's hysterical...I wonder if she means it, or if she does it to be amusing



Girl, she meant it! That is not even cute!!

Posted 4/18/07 12:57 PM
 

lorich
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Grammie says "Lora Gina"

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Posted 4/18/07 1:45 PM
 
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