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maybeamommy
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Stolen from FF: A bitter, but funny post!
Some of the women on FF decided to think of
Responses for: "You should just relax!"
Here are some that they came up with.
Feel free to add your own!
"Just relaxing cures all sorts of medical problems, does it? Then what is up with people in comas? They must not be doing it right."
"I didn't realize you were a medical professional. What do you suggest to get my foot out of your @ss?"
"Relaxing is a cure for Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome?... OMG, I'm going to be rich once I reveal this to the medical community!"
(You can replace this one for whatever your particular issues are )
"So what Zen retreat did you go on when you got knocked up?"
"Wow, I wish I had thought of that YEARS AGO. What could I have been thinking?"
"Well dh's sperm are perfectly relaxed. So relaxed that 60% of them are barely moving. Oh and my follicles are so relaxed that on their own they do not grow. I guess with both of us so relaxed we will get pg in no time."
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futuremommy
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Re: Stolen from FF: A bitter, but funny post!
Posted by maybeamommy
"So what Zen retreat did you go on when you got knocked up?"
 I love this one! 
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| Posted 8/3/08 1:39 PM |
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maybeamommy
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Re: Stolen from FF: A bitter, but funny post!
Posted by maybeamommy
"Well dh's sperm are perfectly relaxed. So relaxed that 60% of them are barely moving.
This one is my fave! I just think it's hysterical and so TMI that if you actually said that to someone, they would probably look like this  or 
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| Posted 8/3/08 1:40 PM |
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Angel321
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Re: Stolen from FF: A bitter, but funny post!
my fave would have to be:
"Just relaxing cures all sorts of medical problems, does it? Then what is up with people in comas? They must not be doing it right."
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| Posted 8/3/08 2:06 PM |
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Re: Stolen from FF: A bitter, but funny post!
I am thinking of just getting drunk and seeing what happens
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| Posted 8/3/08 2:23 PM |
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OrganicMama
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Re: Stolen from FF: A bitter, but funny post!
Posted by davenjess
my fave would have to be:
"Just relaxing cures all sorts of medical problems, does it? Then what is up with people in comas? They must not be doing it right."
I LMAO when I read this one!!
I wish I had heard of these before......I had about 20 family members tell me to relax last week on a family vacation......so annoying 
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| Posted 8/3/08 8:33 PM |
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MrDeeNMe
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Nikole
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Re: Stolen from FF: A bitter, but funny post!
HA!!!
LOVE it!
These came just in time! Thank you SO much!
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| Posted 8/3/08 8:51 PM |
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Nikkibean
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I'm waiting for you to come back to me
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Re: Stolen from FF: A bitter, but funny post!
"Well dh's sperm are perfectly relaxed. So relaxed that 60% of them are barely moving. Oh and my follicles are so relaxed that on their own they do not grow. I guess with both of us so relaxed we will get pg in no time."
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| Posted 8/3/08 9:11 PM |
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Blu-ize
Plan B is Now Plan A
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Re: Stolen from FF: A bitter, but funny post!
Posted by maybeamommy
"Well dh's sperm are perfectly relaxed. So relaxed that 60% of them are barely moving. Oh and my follicles are so relaxed that on their own they do not grow. I guess with both of us so relaxed we will get pg in no time."
I am rolling here...
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| Posted 8/3/08 9:24 PM |
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maybeamommy
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Re: Stolen from FF: A bitter, but funny post!
Bump for Gabbie
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| Posted 11/17/08 10:31 AM |
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lolipep
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Lori
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Re: Stolen from FF: A bitter, but funny post!
omg I just had this argument with DH last night-if he tells me to relax one more time at least now i have a come back
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| Posted 11/17/08 10:43 AM |
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DanandNette
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Re: Stolen from FF: A bitter, but funny post!
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