"stay down" a drunken story at the request of seank80

For sean, b/c he is bored at work today...

For my friends 25th birthday we went to a bar that I worked at. I took the night off so I could enjoy with my friends, and got waaay hooked up by the bartender who was covering my bar. Needless to say we got pretty wrecked, but apparently for my friend, we'll call him "McDrinky" it was only the tip of the iceberg. After several rounds of minderasers, and a few stoplight shots, he actually muttered, "If I pass out just stick a funnel in my mouth." Um, Ok McDrinky if you say so. So after many more hurricanes, Slammers, Zombies, etc, he was pretty wrecked and asked if we could go to the diner to get a bagel. All of us had new cars, and no one wanted to drive him since he was a honk risk. So we drew straws & DH lost & had to drive McDrinky. We went with him to help babysit. DH was still not thrilled about McDrinky puking in his truck, so we made him sit in the bed of the truck. McDrinky laid down in the bed of the truck & was getting knocked all over the place everytime we turned. Poor ba$!@rd was getting tossed, so he knocked on the little slide window to ask DH to slow down. DH was not hearing that, so he told McDrinky to duck b/c there was a cop coming. We kept up that rouse for about 4 miles and when we arrived at the diner McDrinky was passed out with his legs bent behind him. We went into the diner and had coffee & ordered him a bagel. He was still passed out so we decided to bring him home. Now it is starting to snow & he is all bent up in the bed of the truck with a nice dusting of snow on him. When we got to his house (his parent's house) we did not want to wake them, but we did not want to leave him lying in the snow, so DH & our friend took the tow straps from the truck & "braced" him up to a tree.

Happy Birthday, McDrinky....happy birthday.

OK Sean, hope that brightened your day!


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Re: "stay down" a drunken story at the request of seank80

That was great.

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I thought things like that only happened in the movies.

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That's some story! How confused he must have been when he work up!

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Hahahah thanks. You definately have the best drunk stories. Definately movie level stories.

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Thanks, we were professionals....don't try this at home.

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After a night out partying a girlfriend of mine returned home..Upon walking up the front lawn she encountered her Cat whom she knelt down to pet..The next thing she knows she is struck by the Sunday Paper. Apparently she fell asleep while petting the cat and had spent the whole night snoring in the middle of the front lawn...

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After a night out partying a girlfriend of mine returned home..Upon walking up the front lawn she encountered her Cat whom she knelt down to pet..The next thing she knows she is struck by the Sunday Paper. Apparently she fell asleep while petting the cat and had spent the whole night snoring in the middle of the front lawn...

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