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Preguntas
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Lauren

Speaking of butts and TMI

Seriously- wiping my arse is a real chore right now. I have officially switched over to the reverse wipe- coming at it from behind. Not sure if this is normal- I bet lots of people always wipe this way. But I don't like it.

I just needed to aire that grievance. And that I now use those flushable wipes, because I do not have the man hours invested into this new wiping strategy to prevent myslef from making a mess. And I realize that although they are flushable, they are still no good for the Earth. And I'm sorry, but that's just not as important to me at this juncture.

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Posted 1/15/08 12:58 PM
 
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Saltricia
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Re: Speaking of butts and TMI

LOL I don't think you are alone here!!

Posted 1/15/08 12:59 PM
 

Preguntas
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Re: Speaking of butts and TMI

I think it's important to discuss the dirty details.

Posted 1/15/08 1:01 PM
 

DmarieK
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Re: Speaking of butts and TMI

I'm with you on this!!!! Actually front to back is the correct way of doing it so they say...I never did that. I was always very careful and neat.Chat Icon

Posted 1/15/08 1:02 PM
 

NewlyMrs
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Re: Speaking of butts and TMI

I'm right there with you all!

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Posted 1/15/08 1:04 PM
 

Maybeababyin08
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Re: Speaking of butts and TMI

alright, something else to look forward too!!


Maybe I can convince dh to wipe me when I get to that point, get him ready for diaper changing


Posted 1/15/08 1:04 PM
 

08BabySurprise
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Re: Speaking of butts and TMI

Posted by Maybeababyin08

alright, something else to look forward too!!


Maybe I can convince dh to wipe me when I get to that point, get him ready for diaper changing





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Posted 1/15/08 1:07 PM
 

Preguntas
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Lauren

Re: Speaking of butts and TMI

Posted by DmarieK

I'm with you on this!!!! Actually front to back is the correct way of doing it so they say...I never did that. I was always very careful and neat.Chat Icon



I was about 50/50 with that. Always careful, but sometimes I would go front to back, but alwaysl coming at it from my front side. I simply can't reach anymore! What am I going to do if I get too big to wipe my pee from the front?



Posted 1/15/08 1:09 PM
 

Preguntas
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Re: Speaking of butts and TMI

Posted by Maybeababyin08

alright, something else to look forward too!!


Maybe I can convince dh to wipe me when I get to that point, get him ready for diaper changing





Perfect. And maybe I will put my flushable wipes in a diaper genie, just to get everyone used to the stink.

Posted 1/15/08 1:09 PM
 

jennyb
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Re: Speaking of butts and TMI

Posted by Maybeababyin08

alright, something else to look forward too!!


Maybe I can convince dh to wipe me when I get to that point, get him ready for diaper changing






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Posted 1/15/08 1:10 PM
 

Maybeababyin08
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Re: Speaking of butts and TMI

Posted by Preguntas

Posted by DmarieK

I'm with you on this!!!! Actually front to back is the correct way of doing it so they say...I never did that. I was always very careful and neat.Chat Icon



I was about 50/50 with that. Always careful, but sometimes I would go front to back, but alwaysl coming at it from my front side. I simply can't reach anymore! What am I going to do if I get too big to wipe my pee from the front?








you can always just hose down ... nothing says freshness like a post poop shower

Posted 1/15/08 1:11 PM
 

DmarieK
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Re: Speaking of butts and TMI

What am I going to do if I get too big to wipe my pee from the front?



Ohhh...never thought of that...oh boy

Posted 1/15/08 1:24 PM
 

LisaI
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Re: Speaking of butts and TMI

Posted by DmarieK

Actually front to back is the correct way of doing it so they say...



I learned this when I had my daughterChat Icon

who knew...Chat Icon I haven't gotten there yet Lauren, but I'm sure soon...

Posted 1/15/08 1:33 PM
 

mooshyboo
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Re: Speaking of butts and TMI

ohhh wow more things toooo look forward to Chat Icon Chat Icon

Message edited 1/15/2008 1:38:03 PM.

Posted 1/15/08 1:37 PM
 

Preguntas
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Lauren

Re: Speaking of butts and TMI

Posted by Maybeababyin08

Posted by Preguntas

Posted by DmarieK

I'm with you on this!!!! Actually front to back is the correct way of doing it so they say...I never did that. I was always very careful and neat.Chat Icon



I was about 50/50 with that. Always careful, but sometimes I would go front to back, but alwaysl coming at it from my front side. I simply can't reach anymore! What am I going to do if I get too big to wipe my pee from the front?








you can always just hose down ... nothing says freshness like a post poop shower



No joke. I want a bouday. I have no idea how to spell that. My husband wants one too. He also wants a man bathroom with saloon doors and nothing but a urinal. Chat Icon

Posted 1/15/08 1:41 PM
 

dapnkap
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Re: Speaking of butts and TMI

I did notice recently that it was getting harder to wipe back there! I'm a couple of weeks behind (get it!) you, so thanks for giving me something to look forward to! Chat Icon

Posted 1/15/08 1:57 PM
 

chikita315
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Re: Speaking of butts and TMI


Those flushable wipes aren't good for you plumbing (house not physical).

Just put a toilet in the kitchen and use the sprayer from the kitchen sink.

Problem solved.

Posted 1/15/08 1:59 PM
 

lillian771
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Re: Speaking of butts and TMI

Posted by Preguntas

Posted by Maybeababyin08

Posted by Preguntas

Posted by DmarieK

I'm with you on this!!!! Actually front to back is the correct way of doing it so they say...I never did that. I was always very careful and neat.Chat Icon



I was about 50/50 with that. Always careful, but sometimes I would go front to back, but alwaysl coming at it from my front side. I simply can't reach anymore! What am I going to do if I get too big to wipe my pee from the front?








you can always just hose down ... nothing says freshness like a post poop shower



No joke. I want a bouday. I have no idea how to spell that. My husband wants one too. He also wants a man bathroom with saloon doors and nothing but a urinal. Chat Icon



OMG have you ever used a buday? (I can't spell it either, and I'm a copywriter!) They are AWESOME! These days especially I would love to have one at my house. Chat Icon

Posted 1/15/08 2:00 PM
 

Maybeababyin08
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Re: Speaking of butts and TMI

Posted by chikita315


Those flushable wipes aren't good for you plumbing (house not physical).

Just put a toilet in the kitchen and use the sprayer from the kitchen sink.

Problem solved.





Just pull the garden hose through the bathroom window, they sell all those different attachments so you can adjust the spray, depending on how big of a deuce you just dropped

Posted 1/15/08 2:02 PM
 

Preguntas
it's pretty precious

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Lauren

Re: Speaking of butts and TMI

Posted by Maybeababyin08

Posted by chikita315


Those flushable wipes aren't good for you plumbing (house not physical).

Just put a toilet in the kitchen and use the sprayer from the kitchen sink.

Problem solved.





Just pull the garden hose through the bathroom window, they sell all those different attachments so you can adjust the spray, depending on how big of a deuce you just dropped



Oh my God that's perfect!

M-Lo- I actually don't flush them, bc we have cesspool issues as it is. We are actually a "If it's yellow let it mellow" household. Don't tell anyone. We don't make company do it.

Anyway so my strategy is actually to wet paper in the sink and use that, then when I think I've got the job done, I use a wipey and into the pail it goes. If I misjudged, the pail gets emptied right away.

Posted 1/15/08 2:05 PM
 

Chica
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Re: Speaking of butts and TMI

I thought this post was gonna be about stretch marks on the butt, which apparently is the only place where I get them.Chat Icon

The worst is trying to wipe up when you're full. My stomach is hard as a rock and there's no give. I'm usually out of breath and sweating after going to the bathroom because it's such an ordeal. It makes me Chat Icon.

Posted 1/15/08 2:21 PM
 

Saltricia
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Re: Speaking of butts and TMI

Posted by Preguntas

I think it's important to discuss the dirty details.



i agree Chat Icon

Posted 1/15/08 2:23 PM
 

Superkat
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K

Re: Speaking of butts and TMI

Posted by Preguntas

Posted by Maybeababyin08

Posted by Preguntas

Posted by DmarieK

I'm with you on this!!!! Actually front to back is the correct way of doing it so they say...I never did that. I was always very careful and neat.Chat Icon



I was about 50/50 with that. Always careful, but sometimes I would go front to back, but alwaysl coming at it from my front side. I simply can't reach anymore! What am I going to do if I get too big to wipe my pee from the front?




you can always just hose down ... nothing says freshness like a post poop shower



No joke. I want a bouday. I have no idea how to spell that. My husband wants one too.



I spent 6 weeks in India and all of the restrooms had the bidet. I love that invention and WISH I had one!!

For the non-bidet familiar people

Posted 1/15/08 2:24 PM
 

Preguntas
it's pretty precious

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Lauren

Re: Speaking of butts and TMI

Posted by Superkat

I spent 6 weeks in India and all of the restrooms had the bidet. I love that invention and WISH I had one!!

For the non-bidet familiar people



I have eaten Indian Food-0 they need it!
Thanks for the spelling FYI too.

Posted 1/15/08 2:25 PM
 

Superkat
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Re: Speaking of butts and TMI

Posted by Preguntas

Posted by Superkat

I spent 6 weeks in India and all of the restrooms had the bidet. I love that invention and WISH I had one!!

For the non-bidet familiar people



I have eaten Indian Food-0 they need it!
Thanks for the spelling FYI too.



No problem Chat Icon If you read the Wiki article, it says there are bidet options that you can purchase and attach to your existing toilet with no plumbing changes!! I am totally going to convince JW to do this.

Posted 1/15/08 2:27 PM
 
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