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Porrruss
Nya nya nya
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So TMI I may remove....
So we all know that sex *may* bring on labor. Thankfully, I am one of those girls whose hormones make her a horndog, so this works out in my favor. So I planned on attacking DH as soon as he got home.
He was tired, but obliged. As soon as we start, I kind of noticed it *felt* different, but, eh, who cares. Suddenly DH just STOPS and is like- "it feels weird." Now we only did it a few days ago and there were no complaints. So I said,"Weird, how?" He says, it feels like there is a ring in there..." Suddenly he goes pale and is like, "OMG- you're dialated" and tries to THROW me off him.
THANKFULLY, I now weight almost as much as him so he couldn't move me  I told him, "Look, I used you to get her in there- I'm gonna use you to get her out...."
Poor guy, I think he's scarred for life now.
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traceyd
Big Sister to Be!
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Re: So TMI I may remove....
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Karen
Just chillin'!!
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Re: So TMI I may remove....
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MsG
Should be working
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G
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Re: So TMI I may remove....
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johnsae
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Re: So TMI I may remove....
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bayla
Love my two kiddos :)
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hbugal
Lesigh
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Re: So TMI I may remove....
I love it..I love it...I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Posted 5/26/07 6:25 PM |
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Phoebee
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Michelle
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Re: So TMI I may remove....
That's halarious!!!!
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| Posted 5/26/07 6:29 PM |
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Aga
hello baby Albert
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Re: So TMI I may remove....
too funny
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| Posted 5/26/07 6:33 PM |
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partyof6
b nice like u want ur kidz 2
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jeannine
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Re: So TMI I may remove....
omg!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Posted 5/26/07 6:40 PM |
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ziamaria
I love this boy!
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Re: So TMI I may remove....
that's hysterical....job well done...
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Re: So TMI I may remove....
oh my GOD - you were taking advantage of him!!!  Does he feel all violated now? 
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| Posted 5/26/07 6:57 PM |
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karacg
Babygirl is 4!
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Re: So TMI I may remove....
That is hysterical --- DH didn't feel any different with me today 
We are trying to bring it on naturally too...
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| Posted 5/26/07 7:45 PM |
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MrsERod
Praying for Everyone.
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dm24angel
Happiness
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Re: So TMI I may remove....
TOO FUNNY
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MrsBumbleb
it's me
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Re: So TMI I may remove....
good luck
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chelle
It's a Good Life
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Isn't it obvious?
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Re: So TMI I may remove....
Posted by karacg
That is hysterical --- DH didn't feel any different with me today
We are trying to bring it on naturally too...
Same here
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dm24angel
Happiness
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Re: So TMI I may remove....
Posted by chelle
Posted by karacg
That is hysterical --- DH didn't feel any different with me today
We are trying to bring it on naturally too...
Same here
Same Here
Although I was walking funny all day as a result 
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Porrruss
Nya nya nya
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Re: So TMI I may remove....
Posted by lipglossjunky73
oh my GOD - you were taking advantage of him!!! Does he feel all violated now?
He was downstairs watching TV while I was making dinner. When I brought him his meal, I sat next to him and he wouldn't even LOOK at me.
I told him he'd better be ready to have another go of it tomorrow and he asked if we could just use a turkey baster....
Everything has come full circle- he felt violated making her (I was charting and temping), now he feels violated getting her out.....
Poor guy- at least he got his favorite meal as a reward.....
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julybaby07
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Re: So TMI I may remove....
funny
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Marcie
Complete Happiness :)
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LOVE being a Mommy!
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KateDevine
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Re: So TMI I may remove....
Tell him he needs to take one for the team!
AND keep it up b/c I am sure it is WAY more fun then having cervidil shoved in there.
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| Posted 5/26/07 10:03 PM |
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snuggleupagus
I'm a rolling machine.
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Re: So TMI I may remove....
I can't begin to tell you how hard I laughed at this. I hurt now...hey, maybe that will bring on labor!
DH got wind the other day that BDing is believed to bring on labor. He refused to do the deed! I had to spend about an hour convincing him I really just wanted to and it had nothing to do with labor. But hey, if it works.....
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alexlynn7
Big brother to be!
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Re: So TMI I may remove....
LMAO
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Eleanor
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Re: So TMI I may remove....
Posted by snuggleupagus
I can't begin to tell you how hard I laughed at this. I hurt now...hey, maybe that will bring on labor!
me too!!
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