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GoldenRod
10 years on LIF!
Member since 11/06 26792 total posts
Name:
Shawn
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Post your favorite corny joke...
Just post a corny joke that you like....
Two dudes walked into a bar.....
The third one ducked.... 
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Posted 12/8/16 11:02 AM  |
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GoldenRod
10 years on LIF!
Member since 11/06 26792 total posts
Name:
Shawn
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Re: Post your favorite corny joke...
Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person asked a young applicant fresh out of business school, "And what starting salary are you looking for?"
The applicant said, "In the neighborhood of $150,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."
The interviewer said, "Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks' vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50 percent of your salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?"
The applicant sat up straight and said, "Wow! Are you kidding?"
And the interviewer replied, "Yeah, but you started it."
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| Posted 12/8/16 11:06 AM |
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MissJones
I need a nap!
Member since 5/05 22150 total posts
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Post your favorite corny joke...
Knock knock
Who's there?
Ach
Ach who ?
Bless you.
Cracks my son up every time.
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| Posted 12/8/16 11:07 AM |
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GoldenRod
10 years on LIF!
Member since 11/06 26792 total posts
Name:
Shawn
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Re: Post your favorite corny joke...
Q: What is the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
A: A Hippo is really heavy, but a Zippo is a little lighter!
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| Posted 12/8/16 11:12 AM |
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Mill188
LIF Adult
Member since 3/09 3073 total posts
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Re: Post your favorite corny joke...
Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7, 8, 9
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| Posted 12/8/16 11:40 AM |
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starlitdragon
Me and my love
Member since 3/13 1301 total posts
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Post your favorite corny joke...
A mushroom walks into a bar
The bartender says "we don't serve your kind in here"
Mushroom replies "why? I'm a fungi!"
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| Posted 12/8/16 11:42 AM |
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MarathonKnitter
HAPPY
Member since 2/07 17374 total posts
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EMBRACING CHANGE
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Re: Post your favorite corny joke...
Posted by Mill188
Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7, 8, 9
this is my favorite joke of ALL TIME!!!
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| Posted 12/8/16 11:52 AM |
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MarathonKnitter
HAPPY
Member since 2/07 17374 total posts
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EMBRACING CHANGE
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Re: Post your favorite corny joke...
how do you make a tissue dance?
you put a little boogie into it.
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| Posted 12/8/16 11:52 AM |
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StaceyWill
It's a girl!!!
Member since 6/10 21539 total posts
Name:
Stacey
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Re: Post your favorite corny joke...
What do u call cheese that’s not yours?
NACHO CHEESE!!!
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| Posted 12/8/16 11:54 AM |
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GoldenRod
10 years on LIF!
Member since 11/06 26792 total posts
Name:
Shawn
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Re: Post your favorite corny joke...
Posted by MarathonKnitter
Posted by Mill188
Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7, 8, 9
this is my favorite joke of ALL TIME!!!
Yoda's version:
Why was 5 afraid of 7?
Because 6,7,8...
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| Posted 12/8/16 11:58 AM |
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ElizaRags35
My 2 Girls
Member since 2/09 20494 total posts
Name:
Me
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Post your favorite corny joke...
Say - beer can - with a British accent.
I just taught you how to say bacon with a Jamaican accent.
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| Posted 12/8/16 11:59 AM |
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kedra5
Think Less, Live More
Member since 7/11 3544 total posts
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Kedra
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Re: Post your favorite corny joke...
Posted by GoldenRod
Q: What is the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
A: A Hippo is really heavy, but a Zippo is a little lighter!
oh my god, i laughed a little too hard at this 
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| Posted 12/8/16 12:03 PM |
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kedra5
Think Less, Live More
Member since 7/11 3544 total posts
Name:
Kedra
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Re: Post your favorite corny joke...
My favorite joke of all time....
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says..."why the long face?"
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| Posted 12/8/16 12:03 PM |
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StaceyWill
It's a girl!!!
Member since 6/10 21539 total posts
Name:
Stacey
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Re: Post your favorite corny joke...
Posted by ElizaRags35
Say - beer can - with a British accent.
I just taught you how to say bacon with a Jamaican accent.
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| Posted 12/8/16 12:11 PM |
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MarathonKnitter
HAPPY
Member since 2/07 17374 total posts
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EMBRACING CHANGE
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Re: Post your favorite corny joke...
Posted by GoldenRod
Posted by MarathonKnitter
Posted by Mill188
Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7, 8, 9
this is my favorite joke of ALL TIME!!!
Yoda's version:
Why was 5 afraid of 7?
Because 6,7,8...
it took me a sec, but i snorted when i got it
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| Posted 12/8/16 12:25 PM |
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gina409
TWINS!
Member since 12/09 27635 total posts
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g
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Re: Post your favorite corny joke...
What do you call a pig that can do karate
A pork chop!
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| Posted 12/8/16 12:44 PM |
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ANR1211
My loves
Member since 2/11 2131 total posts
Name:
A
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Post your favorite corny joke...
What's green and has wheels?
Grass...I lied about the wheels part.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick... It's stick-y
My friend texted me these jokes at 3am when we were in college. They're really ridiculous, but i love them.
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| Posted 12/8/16 1:49 PM |
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LIRascal
drama. daily.
Member since 3/11 7287 total posts
Name:
Michelle
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Post your favorite corny joke...
2 Peanuts were walking down the street.
One was a salted
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| Posted 12/8/16 4:32 PM |
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GoldenRod
10 years on LIF!
Member since 11/06 26792 total posts
Name:
Shawn
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Re: Post your favorite corny joke...
How do you stop a bull from charging?
Cancel its credit card.
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| Posted 12/9/16 1:53 PM |
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GoldenRod
10 years on LIF!
Member since 11/06 26792 total posts
Name:
Shawn
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Re: Post your favorite corny joke...
Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
Because if it flew over the bay it would be called a bagel!
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| Posted 12/9/16 1:56 PM |
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EricaAlt
LIF Adult
Member since 7/08 22665 total posts
Name:
Erica
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Re: Post your favorite corny joke...
This one is from Alexa -
Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
My boys love that one
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| Posted 12/9/16 2:00 PM |
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OhBaby2
LIF Infant
Member since 1/15 309 total posts
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Re: Post your favorite corny joke...
Posted by StaceyWill
What do u call cheese that’s not yours?
NACHO CHEESE!!!
This is my fav corny joke ever... nacho cheeseeee
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| Posted 12/9/16 9:36 PM |
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mommy2be716
LIF Adult
Member since 1/16 2921 total posts
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Post your favorite corny joke...
What did Della wear?
A New Jersey!!
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| Posted 12/10/16 6:42 AM |
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