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partyof6
b nice like u want ur kidz 2
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jeannine
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ok--funny story--kindof..and waaay tmi
 i went to my check-up today. I am 27 weeks tomorrow.
I casually mentioned contractions on the way over and sporadic last night.
Well, the doc freaked...apparently with twins its no joke.
I get sent to Good Sam, get admitted and put on a monitor. They tell me they have to do a special enzyme test vaginally to see if I will deliver within next 2 weeks.,
The nurse starts telling to doc she cannot find the floodlight...Im like FLOODLIGHT?? ISNT IT LIGHT ENOUGH IN HERE?
ok..the tmi part...I am secretly freaking because they are going to dig around and I had sex last night...and yes I showered.. but...still your mind runs away..
With that..they ask if anything has been inserted in the choonie within last 24 hours,...or sex./...
I wanted to die...so I say yes...
(I know they are thinking...shes huge and prego with twins..can't she control herself?
the nurse teased me and called me a slut...(I found it funny)
so..the resident goes..SEX! we cant do the test the doc wants! it ,makes u test positive when u had sex!
(like I should know this)
so...they cannot get ahold of the doc to tell him I apparently cannot control my hormones and decide to do the test anyhow...mind u...the floodlight is missing...so..the doc does the test..while the nurse hold a flashlight to my crotch!!!!!!!
in the end,..the doc calls and has them throw the sample out..it will make a false positive he said...(DUH)
mind u...residents are coming by and hanging out watching...finally I sit up and yell...yes! we all know what I did last night!
I am switching hospitals tomorrow...hahahahaha
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dm24angel
Happiness
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Donna
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Re: ok--funny story--kindof..and waaay tmi
OMG! you poor thing. I guess your ok though??
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| Posted 1/8/07 6:51 PM |
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nmp070106
My girls!!
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Nicole
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Re: ok--funny story--kindof..and waaay tmi
hahahahahahahahahahhahahaha omg only u my dear!! I was just tihnking before like why has she not called me back, god that is a longggggggggg aptt at the dr.!! HAHAHAHAHA nice "I don't have time today for one of those long ones!!" Good job!! much love for ya!!
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| Posted 1/8/07 6:59 PM |
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partyof6
b nice like u want ur kidz 2
Member since 7/06 7752 total posts
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jeannine
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Re: ok--funny story--kindof..and waaay tmi
hmm rest for now..and they are playing it by ear-if anything changes or I am still getting them by tomorrow I have to go back. Athough I was told the sample was thrown out so I have to do it all over again...
Believe me.I do not normally lay still...I am tonight! no diginity i tell ya...no dignity. 
Message edited 1/8/2007 7:02:08 PM.
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| Posted 1/8/07 7:00 PM |
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dm24angel
Happiness
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Donna
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Re: ok--funny story--kindof..and waaay tmi
Posted by lastchance1222
hmm rest for now..and they are playing it by ear-if anything changes I have to go back...
although I was told the sample was thrown out so I have to do it all over again...
no diginity i tell ya...no dignity.
Hopefully they find the floodlight before then. 
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| Posted 1/8/07 7:02 PM |
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partyof6
b nice like u want ur kidz 2
Member since 7/06 7752 total posts
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jeannine
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Re: ok--funny story--kindof..and waaay tmi
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Tah-wee-ZAH
Kisses
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Re: ok--funny story--kindof..and waaay tmi
I'm glad you are ok.
So was this a pocket flashlight or a mag light? Sorry, I couldn't resist
You wild woman you!!!
Message edited 1/8/2007 7:04:25 PM.
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partyof6
b nice like u want ur kidz 2
Member since 7/06 7752 total posts
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jeannine
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Re: ok--funny story--kindof..and waaay tmi
a huge darn flashlight! in the brightly lit room...
I know what the floodlight is from my NYC hospital trip and the floodlight is not pretty.
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| Posted 1/8/07 7:05 PM |
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dm24angel
Happiness
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Donna
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Re: ok--funny story--kindof..and waaay tmi
Posted by lastchance1222
a huge darn flashlight! in the brightly lit room...
I know what the floodlight is from my NYC hospital trip and the floodlight is not pretty.
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| Posted 1/8/07 7:06 PM |
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Re: ok--funny story--kindof..and waaay tmi
Slut
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| Posted 1/8/07 7:11 PM |
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partyof6
b nice like u want ur kidz 2
Member since 7/06 7752 total posts
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jeannine
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Re: ok--funny story--kindof..and waaay tmi
Posted by lipglossjunky73
Slut
I will slide down a banister if I have to....
JUST KIDDING!
(THE BANISTER IS REMOVED DUE TO CONSTRUCTION..LOL)
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| Posted 1/8/07 7:13 PM |
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nmp070106
My girls!!
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Nicole
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Re: ok--funny story--kindof..and waaay tmi
Posted by lastchance1222
Posted by lipglossjunky73
Slut
I will slide down a banister if I have to....
JUST KIDDING!
(THE BANISTER IS REMOVED DUE TO CONSTRUCTION..LOL)
STOP URSELF BT I CAN JOIN IF IT REALLY WORKS? I HAVE ONE OVER HERE!!
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| Posted 1/8/07 7:14 PM |
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Re: ok--funny story--kindof..and waaay tmi
Posted by lastchance1222
Posted by lipglossjunky73
Slut
I will slide down a banister if I have to....
JUST KIDDING!
(THE BANISTER IS REMOVED DUE TO CONSTRUCTION..LOL)
sounds like you need this kind of bannister....
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| Posted 1/8/07 7:16 PM |
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partyof6
b nice like u want ur kidz 2
Member since 7/06 7752 total posts
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jeannine
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Re: ok--funny story--kindof..and waaay tmi
Im saving this pic for my contractor!
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| Posted 1/8/07 7:18 PM |
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Re: ok--funny story--kindof..and waaay tmi
Posted by lastchance1222
Im saving this pic for my contractor!
Ask him if you can borrow a floodlight while you are at it...
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| Posted 1/8/07 7:19 PM |
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snuggleupagus
I'm a rolling machine.
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Re: ok--funny story--kindof..and waaay tmi
This is the best story I've ever read. DH wonders why I won't have sex within a couple nights before my appointments! Sorry that your ultimate humiliation really provides me with such joy.
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| Posted 1/8/07 7:46 PM |
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waytogo
Balancing act on a highwire
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Re: ok--funny story--kindof..and waaay tmi
Awesome!
Everytime someone's shocked (why ppl ask I dunno) that we did anything in the last tri, I always said "that's what got me in trouble in the first place, why should you be surprised?"
Oh, and 4 days PP I would have mauled my DH if I could...being a great dad is sexy
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Phoebee
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Michelle
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Re: ok--funny story--kindof..and waaay tmi
That is really funny! I think I would've DIED if that were me! You're a good sport!
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nrthshgrl
It goes fast. Pay attention.
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Re: ok--funny story--kindof..and waaay tmi
To Mr. LastChance:
Glad you're doing ok!
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