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QuoteTheRaven424
22 Months?!!!!
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Let the Record Show...
That even though we don't "do" Valentine's Day
we still do cards every year
So, I at least went out and bought a card
Did I get one in return? 
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
that's my get out of jail for a week or so
Message edited 2/14/2008 4:49:07 PM.
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joenick
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Re: Let the Record Show...
You got your wife a CARD.
SHe's giving you the gift of life, twice over, in a few months.
She wins.
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QuoteTheRaven424
22 Months?!!!!
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Re: Let the Record Show...
Posted by joenick
You got your wife a CARD.
SHe's giving you the gift of life, twice over, in a few months.
She wins.
I KNEW you would say that
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QuoteTheRaven424
22 Months?!!!!
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Re: Let the Record Show...
oh and by the way
i don't know where you ladies came up with this whole idea of a "push present"
but that's ridiculous
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joenick
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Re: Let the Record Show...
Posted by QuoteTheRaven424
Posted by joenick
You got your wife a CARD.
SHe's giving you the gift of life, twice over, in a few months.
She wins.
I KNEW you would say that
Damn skippy.
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QuoteTheRaven424
22 Months?!!!!
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Re: Let the Record Show...
well, i think i had a little something to do with that gift of life
53 million to be exact
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joenick
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Re: Let the Record Show...
Posted by QuoteTheRaven424
well, i think i had a little something to do with that gift of life
53 million to be exact
Ewwwwww....
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QuoteTheRaven424
22 Months?!!!!
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Re: Let the Record Show...
Posted by joenick
Posted by QuoteTheRaven424
well, i think i had a little something to do with that gift of life
53 million to be exact
Ewwwwww....IMAGE
twas no easy task either
some people think that jackin it to bad 70's porn at 6:30 in the morning can be a pleasureable and fulfilling experience
guess again
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joenick
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Re: Let the Record Show...
Posted by QuoteTheRaven424
oh and by the way
i don't know where you ladies came up with this whole idea of a "push present"
but that's ridiculous
Well...when you push a melon out of your urethra, I'm sure your wife will pick you up a little something as well.
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HeathKernandez
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Re: Let the Record Show...
heh... SO like a 'woman...'
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QuoteTheRaven424
22 Months?!!!!
Member since 5/05 13659 total posts
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Re: Let the Record Show...
Posted by joenick
Posted by QuoteTheRaven424
oh and by the way
i don't know where you ladies came up with this whole idea of a "push present"
but that's ridiculous
Well...when you push a melon out of your urethra, I'm sure your wife will pick you up a little something as well.
listen - i've pushed things out of another orface that felt like it was the size of a melon
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joenick
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Re: Let the Record Show...
Posted by QuoteTheRaven424
twas no easy task either
some people think that jackin it to bad 70's porn at 6:30 in the morning can be a pleasureable and fulfilling experience
guess again
70's porn is awesome.
Jackin' knows no time. 6:30 am, 11:00pm...all good.
I remember when my DH had to do that.
I transported those spermies wrapped in foil, inside a tube sock, placed gingerly in an Easter gift bag.
Quest labs was like     when I brought in the "deposit".
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Blu-ize
Plan B is Now Plan A
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Re: Let the Record Show...
Posted by joenick
Posted by QuoteTheRaven424
oh and by the way
i don't know where you ladies came up with this whole idea of a "push present"
but that's ridiculous
Well...when you push a melon out of your urethra, I'm sure your wife will pick you up a little something as well.
serious!
she should get double the push present.
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joenick
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Re: Let the Record Show...
Posted by QuoteTheRaven424
listen - i've pushed things out of another orface that felt like it was the size of a melon
I'm sure. That's why I stressed URETHRA.
Oh and BTW- 
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QuoteTheRaven424
22 Months?!!!!
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Re: Let the Record Show...
Posted by joenick
Posted by QuoteTheRaven424
listen - i've pushed things out of another orface that felt like it was the size of a melon
I'm sure. That's why I stressed URETHRA.
Oh and BTW-
sorry - wing nights in college
pleasure on the tounge
havoc on the tummy
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QuoteTheRaven424
22 Months?!!!!
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Re: Let the Record Show...
she's getting her present from
www.nothing.com/whatwilltheythinkofnext
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bicosi
life is a carousel
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Re: Let the Record Show...
Posted by QuoteTheRaven424
Posted by joenick
Posted by QuoteTheRaven424
well, i think i had a little something to do with that gift of life
53 million to be exact
Ewwwwww....IMAGE
twas no easy task either
some people think that jackin it to bad 70's porn at 6:30 in the morning can be a pleasureable and fulfilling experience
guess again
OMG, I just spit out my soda on my keyboard
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joenick
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Re: Let the Record Show...
Posted by QuoteTheRaven424
sorry - wing nights in college
pleasure on the tounge
havoc on the tummy
I suffered the same horrible plight.
Except mine was Jamaican Beef Patties.
NEVER a good idea. Ever. 
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QuoteTheRaven424
22 Months?!!!!
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Re: Let the Record Show...
Posted by joenick
Posted by QuoteTheRaven424
sorry - wing nights in college
pleasure on the tounge
havoc on the tummy
I suffered the same horrible plight.
Except mine was Jamaican Beef Patties.
NEVER a good idea. Ever.
those rock
there's a place in scranton where the wings are go good - i would drive 2 and a half hours from NY
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Blu-ize
Plan B is Now Plan A
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Re: Let the Record Show...
Posted by QuoteTheRaven424
she's getting her present from
www.nothing.com/whatwilltheythinkofnext
then you will get nothing ever again..
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QuoteTheRaven424
22 Months?!!!!
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Re: Let the Record Show...
Posted by Blu-ize
Posted by QuoteTheRaven424
she's getting her present from
www.nothing.com/whatwilltheythinkofnext
then you will get nothing ever again..
after the birth of my two daughters - i don't need anything else
and besides - unless you're in my house, you don't know what i will or won't be getting
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bicosi
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Re: Let the Record Show...
I've had 2 kids (am preggo with #3) and I have never understood the whole push present thing. I enjoyed carrying my babies for those months and I saw having/pushing them out as my greatest present ever. I don't need a present to bribe me to push lol
I read post on another forum that I am on and one of its male members said that if his wife deserves a push present, then he deserves a THRUST present LMAO!
sorry to ramble lol 
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QuoteTheRaven424
22 Months?!!!!
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Re: Let the Record Show...
we better stop - before this goes in a direction that's not good
i've gotten myself in enough trouble these past few days
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Blu-ize
Plan B is Now Plan A
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Re: Let the Record Show...
Posted by QuoteTheRaven424
Posted by Blu-ize
Posted by QuoteTheRaven424
she's getting her present from
www.nothing.com/whatwilltheythinkofnext
then you will get nothing ever again..
after the birth of my two daughters - i don't need anything else
and besides - unless you're in my house, you don't know what i will or won't be getting
wait until things calm down..you'll be looking to get somethin, somethin..
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bicosi
life is a carousel
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Re: Let the Record Show...
Posted by QuoteTheRaven424
we better stop - before this goes in a direction that's not good
i've gotten myself in enough trouble these past few days
berry, berry true!
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