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Libragal07
Loving Summer.....
Member since 8/06 6636 total posts
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Samantha aka Sammy Bones
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Joke of the day kids...
An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day.
The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold." The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up." The daughter did, and her hands warmed up.
The next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend, who said, "My hands are freezing cold." The girl replied, "Put them between my legs, the warmth of my body will warm them up."
He did, and warmed his hands.
The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said, "My nose is cold." The girl replied "Put it between my legs, the warmth of my body will warm it up." He did, and warmed his nose.
The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter, and he said, "My penis is frozen solid."
The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother again, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?"
Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why yes, Why do you ask?"
The daughter replies, "They make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they?"
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PotofLuck06
Our Baby Boy Is Here!!!
Member since 11/06 13241 total posts
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Betsy
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Re: Joke of the day kids...
OMFG!
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| Posted 2/15/07 10:40 AM |
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Lisa
I'm a PANK!!!
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Professional Aunts No Kids
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Re: Joke of the day kids...
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| Posted 2/15/07 10:41 AM |
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Gumpslilqtpie
Living the DREAM!!!
Member since 7/06 2646 total posts
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Kimmer
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Re: Joke of the day kids...
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| Posted 2/15/07 10:51 AM |
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Lauren
Very Happy!
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| Posted 2/15/07 10:57 AM |
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Nicole728
My Happy Girl
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Me
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| Posted 2/15/07 11:01 AM |
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MsMBV
:P
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Me
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Re: Joke of the day kids...
FRIGGIN AWESOME!
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| Posted 2/15/07 11:02 AM |
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MrsPorkChop
Twinning!!
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Missy
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| Posted 2/15/07 11:02 AM |
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anonttcer
BOOOO for fall!
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Meaning a NON ttcer!
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Re: Joke of the day kids...
OMG- that's great!
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| Posted 2/15/07 11:05 AM |
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janet
WITH LOVE MY ANGEL MISS YOU!!!
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janet
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Re: Joke of the day kids...
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| Posted 2/15/07 11:14 AM |
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joenick
Us
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Valerie...aka...Do Me A Favor?
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Re: Joke of the day kids...
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| Posted 2/15/07 11:20 AM |
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Shelly
She's 7!!!
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Re: Joke of the day kids...
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| Posted 2/15/07 12:12 PM |
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Tah-wee-ZAH
Kisses
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Re: Joke of the day kids...
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| Posted 2/15/07 12:14 PM |
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MrsERod
Praying for Everyone.
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MrsERod™®
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Re: Joke of the day kids...
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| Posted 2/15/07 12:14 PM |
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Tracey
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Tracey - brideinapril
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| Posted 2/15/07 12:16 PM |
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