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MelToddJulia
Love my Family!
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Mel
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Joke of the day....
Butt Measurements
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!"
The woman chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky.
He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him
off. "What's wrong?" he asks. .
She answers: "Do you really
think I'm going to fire up this big-*** grill for one little weenie?
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Tany
Becoming a different woman
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Tania
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Re: Joke of the day....
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| Posted 6/12/06 5:01 PM |
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JenniferEver
The Disney Lady
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Re: Joke of the day....
hee hee!
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| Posted 6/12/06 5:04 PM |
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Jessica
I'm a mommy :)
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~Jess~
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Re: Joke of the day....
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| Posted 6/12/06 5:05 PM |
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MrsPornStar
Partners in crime
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Mama
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Re: Joke of the day....
Message edited 6/12/2006 5:46:09 PM.
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| Posted 6/12/06 5:45 PM |
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baghag
:P
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Re: Joke of the day....
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| Posted 6/12/06 5:47 PM |
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Re: Joke of the day....
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| Posted 6/12/06 5:52 PM |
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MrsPorkChop
Twinning!!
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Missy
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Re: Joke of the day....
hahahahahahahahahah
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| Posted 6/12/06 5:56 PM |
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Dani
Life is about choices.
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Dani
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Re: Joke of the day....
awesome!
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| Posted 6/12/06 6:09 PM |
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VirginiaDeb
Don't eat me, hippo!
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Deb
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Re: Joke of the day....
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| Posted 6/12/06 6:10 PM |
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SweetestOfPeas
J'taime Paris!
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Re: Joke of the day....
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| Posted 6/12/06 6:11 PM |
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PEACH28
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Denea
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Re: Joke of the day....
that was a good one!
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| Posted 6/12/06 9:12 PM |
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neenie
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Re: Joke of the day....
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| Posted 6/12/06 9:13 PM |
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LuckySV
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Re: Joke of the day....
Good one!
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| Posted 6/12/06 9:41 PM |
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Lisa
I'm a PANK!!!
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Professional Aunts No Kids
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Re: Joke of the day....
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| Posted 6/12/06 9:46 PM |
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