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MrsQ
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Jessica Simpson Hates Pizza, Goes Online All Day
Jessica Simpson and Pizza do not mix after all. It's not like we require that every celebrity constantly use the product they're humping, but most of us would like to think that the spokesperson is actually able to consume the food product without getting sick.
Turns out that Cheesy Bites enthusiast, Jessica Simpson, is actually allergic to pizza. What's more, it makes her bleed internally.
Jessica Simpson, Pizza Hut spokesperson and star of their commercials, told Elle magazine:
'There was that internal bleeding discovered last year around the time she was filming Employee of the Month; doctors found the presence of the little bugger thought to cause ulcers. Recently, Simpson tells me, after she was still feeling not quite right, an allergist delivered news that would chill the heart of anyone reared on Texan cuisine: She's allergic to cheese. And wheat. Oh, and tomatoes...'
Our friends at Mollygood point out the lack of faith Pizza Hut's advertisers have in the American people. They have a spokesperson hawk their product who literally gets ill from eating it just because they know people will be too busy noticing her boobs to realize anything else.
On a side note, Our friends at These Boots Are Made For Stalking ran into Papa Joe 'Pimp' Simpson and he informed the ladies that Jessica is not only internet savvy but that she goes "on-line all day."
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Posted 2/27/07 2:29 PM  |
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Snozberry
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Re: Jessica Simpson Hates Pizza, Goes Online All Day
I'd be super amused if she searched for her name and eventually found her way here to our celeb gossip board.
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| Posted 2/27/07 2:36 PM |
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Anniegrl
I'm two!
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Re: Jessica Simpson Hates Pizza, Goes Online All Day
Posted by Snozberry
I'd be super amused if she searched for her name and eventually found her way here to our celeb gossip board.
Hi Jessica! 
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| Posted 2/27/07 2:40 PM |
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evnme
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Re: Jessica Simpson Hates Pizza, Goes Online All Day
Posted by Anniegrl
Posted by Snozberry
I'd be super amused if she searched for her name and eventually found her way here to our celeb gossip board.
Hi Jessica!
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| Posted 2/27/07 4:34 PM |
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Superkat
More a stranger than a friend
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Re: Jessica Simpson Hates Pizza, Goes Online All Day
Posted by Snozberry
I'd be super amused if she searched for her name and eventually found her way here to our celeb gossip board.
I love the way your twisted mind works. 
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| Posted 2/27/07 4:41 PM |
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Snozberry
I might steal your diamonds
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Re: Jessica Simpson Hates Pizza, Goes Online All Day
Posted by Superkat
Posted by Snozberry
I'd be super amused if she searched for her name and eventually found her way here to our celeb gossip board.
I love the way your twisted mind works.
It just occured to me that she might only be able to read her name.
In which case it's all:
t98rujhlngoyu97 Jessica Simpson 948u594hyh4w95u7-9q4. Jessica 398674w5yu8uy98bn u748q9b5.
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| Posted 2/27/07 4:43 PM |
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MsMBV
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Re: Jessica Simpson Hates Pizza, Goes Online All Day
Posted by Snozberry
Posted by Superkat
Posted by Snozberry
I'd be super amused if she searched for her name and eventually found her way here to our celeb gossip board.
I love the way your twisted mind works.
It just occured to me that she might only be able to read her name.
In which case it's all:
t98rujhlngoyu97 Jessica Simpson 948u594hyh4w95u7-9q4. Jessica 398674w5yu8uy98bn u748q9b5.
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| Posted 2/28/07 7:35 AM |
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PotofLuck06
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Member since 11/06 13241 total posts
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Re: Jessica Simpson Hates Pizza, Goes Online All Day
Posted by Snozberry
I'd be super amused if she searched for her name and eventually found her way here to our celeb gossip board.
You're giving her too much credit!
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| Posted 2/28/07 9:22 AM |
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