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If MEN got pregnant..........
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jennifaaaa
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Jenn
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If MEN got pregnant..........
I thought this was funny and had to share.
ladies may want to add a few of your own....
"If Men Got Pregnant..."
Maternity leave would last two years... with full pay.
There would be a cure for stretch marks.
Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.
All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.
Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
They wouldn't think twins were so cute.
Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM
Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.
Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.
They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.
Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees.
Women would rule the world!!
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Shelly
She's 7!!!
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Re: If MEN got pregnant..........
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bean
I love my little man!!!!
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Janine
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Re: If MEN got pregnant..........
Could not be more true!
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| Posted 2/21/06 3:44 PM |
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dawnygirl25
Growing up soo fast..
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Dawn
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Re: If MEN got pregnant..........
this is hysterical!!
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| Posted 2/21/06 10:31 PM |
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Moehick
Ready for the sun!
Member since 5/05 30339 total posts
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Properly perfect™
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Re: If MEN got pregnant..........
Ain't that the truth
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| Posted 2/22/06 8:17 AM |
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dld4e
I ♥ my boys!
Member since 5/05 4461 total posts
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DJ
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Re: If MEN got pregnant..........
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MrsSchwags
Soccer Baseball Lax Mom
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Jennifer
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Re: If MEN got pregnant..........
Love it!
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| Posted 2/22/06 11:12 AM |
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Re: If MEN got pregnant..........
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| Posted 2/22/06 11:19 AM |
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CheeChee
HI THERE!!!!
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Re: If MEN got pregnant..........
Thats great!
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| Posted 2/22/06 4:31 PM |
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jersee3380
He's here!!
Member since 5/05 1372 total posts
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caroline
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Re: If MEN got pregnant..........
gotta send this to dh!
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| Posted 2/22/06 5:29 PM |
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