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Blu-ize
Plan B is Now Plan A
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Funny fer ya
When girls don't put out!!
This was written by a guy...it's pretty damn smart.
Girls -- Please have a sense of humor!
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE:
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'
I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'
We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier.'
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'
I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that ***** knows I'm smarter than her.
Alright Ladies. Forward this if you agree. Hell even if you disagree, forward it anyway.
Men, forward this if you have BALLS !!!!
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QuoteTheRaven424
22 Months?!!!!
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And If That Isn't A True Blue Miracle
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GoldenRod
10 years on LIF!
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Re: Funny fer ya
I LOVED it!!!!!
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igottabeme
Its peanut butter jelly time!
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Wouldnt you like to know! ;)
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headoverheels
s'il vous plaît
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LB
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TreAnt427
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CroatianBride
Our Angel Ivanka Rose <3
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Tat
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Re: Funny fer ya
That is great!
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sunflowerjesss
Mommy to 3!
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Jesss, duh.
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BellaRock
I am all the Me I will ever Be
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PotofLuck06
Our Baby Boy Is Here!!!
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JenMarie
One day at a time
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Jennifer
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Re: Funny fer ya
I've read that before. It's awesome!
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Re: Funny fer ya
OMG, that was so cute!
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Dani922
Here's to new beginnings
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Danielle
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Maathy317
Grammie's Little Man
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LightUpOurLife
Totally in love
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VERY funny!
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SweetestOfPeas
J'taime Paris!
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PIMP!!!!!!
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lvdolphins
My Loves!
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