Funny fer ya

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on US 95 south, just outside of
Washington, DC. Nothing is moving north or south.

Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window
and asks, "What happened? What's the holdup?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped President Bush, Vice President Chaney, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh and Anne Coulter. They are demanding a $100 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."

"On average, how much is everyone giving?" asks the driver.

"About a gallon."

Re: Funny fer ya

i was wondering where that was going